DOG MAN ♥ Which Dog Is Your Favorite? Mine Is Kakashi.

my flatmate convinced me to watch “teen beach movie” and oh boi I don’t regret it this movie has everything

himbos

the existential horror of being fictional

tacky musical numbers

the two genders: surfers and bikers

an entire number about “knowing what girls/boys like”

flamboyant villains that are probably married with two kids

Les Camembert

feminism? in my 60s girls slumber party? it’s more likely than you think

a biker called butchy which is probably like the least straight name if you’re wearing leather and singing

so many references to Grease, West Side Story and Happy Days that are totally wasted on the target audience

the power of friendship? no - the power of dumbass chaotic teens

SIRIUS & REGULUS BLACK

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Seer!Regulus where the first thing he ever Sees is his death in the cave. He feels apathetic towards most things because he happens to have foresight and feels as though it’s all set in stone already. Everything he interacts with is an omen (his wand is cypress wood and thestral, every time he drinks tea the leaves seem to spell something out, he dreams of Sirius running away despite him not showing any signs at home, looks into a fire and sees the Dark Mark). He goes into the cave and drinks the poison, gets dragged underwater, but in the middle of drowning has a vision of Voldemort having made other Horcruxes, and he’s like oh shit, I refuse to die now. So he gives Fate a big ol’ middle finger and manages to gtfo (maybe through some weird apparition clause or whatev) and for the first time, he has no idea what the future holds.

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someone write it hcbcbckdnd i love the idea of him just getting a vision while he’s drowning and then just saying no fuck u i’m not dying

have any regulus centric fanfic recs??

honestly i don’t read much regulus or harry potter fics in general, so i only really have one fic rec which is this one or anything by lullabyknell :)

AN: Harry Potter Fic: holding a handful of flames 

4k of rough Regulus Lives fic, in which RAB is somehow held in stasis in the Inferi Lake and is fetched and revived by Kreacher after Walburga’s death (1986 or 1987-ish). I think this was written as a potential FTH auction fic back in 2017, but put aside in favor of focusing on my RAB-centric fic FDITH. 

Never posted to tumblr or AO3 before; fic under the cut. 

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i am OBSESSED with this response my philosophy teacher made to my introduction post okay OBSESSED

severus in the slytherin common room after calling an assembly: ok level with me, which one of you fucks opened the chamber of secrets? i promise i won’t get mad.

be the spooky wizard drinking pure unicorn blood you wish to see in the woods

Sirius, at Regulus's funeral: Can I have a moment alone with him, please?

*everyone leaves*

Sirius, leaning over the casket: I know you're not really dead, dipshit.

Regulus, from inside: Yeah bro, no shit.