Hey Umm Just A Little Tip To Fanfic Writers If Youre Gonna Write A Genderbend Fanfic About Wlw Or Mlm

Ew pathetic old man (OH MY GOD IM GOING FUCKING INSANE WTF IS WRONG WITH HIM OH MY GOOOOOD THIS IS CRAZY 😭)

someone: are you okay

me: so in 1964 john lennon wrote one of his only love ballads, "if I fell" and called it auto biographical even though it doesn't match w any of his public relationships. the lyrics can easily be flipped to be about him pining for someone already in a relationship with a woman which would most likely be a man (as seen in "across the universe" where they did the song from a woman's pov to a man without changing the lyrics and it still worked). he wrote the full lyrics for the first time on the inside of a valentines day card and in the corner you can see his handwriting that says "to: paul with love" with an arrow pointing inside and some doodled hearts. it was auctioned off in the 2000s, but the description only says it was written on a plane on a card "given to paul" as a spare paper, not acknowledging the little dedication with the hearts. years later he referred to it as a "silly love song," referring back to paul's song that was in turn referring to his mocking comments. and that's why he's a fa-

on the tumblr straight up loving them. and by "them" I mean. my mutuals

Im gonna beat shauna shipmans ass like i will actually go fucking crazy "we were having so much fun" WE!? BITCH WHOS WE!? WHO IS WE LAST I CHECKED IT WAS YOUR BITCH ASS THAT WAS HAVING A LITTLE TOO MUCH FUN if i see another shauna shipman defender someones gonna have to hold me back. Ive never in my life been happier then when she got home and callie and jeff were gone they should have done that ages ago tbh good for them

Anyway fuck that bitch all my love to misty to van, gen, natalie, akilah, jeff, callie, travis, mari rip diva you will be missed, coach ben we all miss you girl, jackie you stay haunting the narrative as you should.

Oh and lottie...........im sorry to say i never liked her crazy ass either thank you😘. I would have pushed her down those stairs as well.

Ill wait for the "watch a different show" people to show up if they do of course.

The fact that his face literally melts into a smile im crying they are terrible ☹️

can anyone hear me

I love my wife so much shes so pretty shes amazing she does no wrong and if she does i support womens wrongs idc (i love him so much hes so silly ☹️😭)

I mean thanks for the early birthday cake i guess paul? Umm.............oh! And john lennon is here too i guess😐

(i want them)

Everybodys always like "found divorce mclennon this" "found divorce mclennon that" what about found divorce mcharrison huh? THE husband and wife duo of all time

I think paul mccartney and george harrison should have fucked and my reason for that is first of all how do you know they didnt? 🧐

He is so fucking fine

I need to smash his face against a wall 5654555 times and then i need to get him pregnant cause wtf bro he is so FINEEEE i need it so bad ringo 😭🙏 give me that vitamin d pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeee