Seeing As Victor Hugo Knows So Much About The Paris Sewer System, Could You Say He's A Connoisewer?

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THANK YOU TO THE KIND PERSON WHO COMPLIMENTED MY ORIGINAL WORK ON AO3!!! THIS IS PROOF THAT AN AUTHOR NEVER FORGETS A KIND COMPLIMENT.

I've seen enough Broadway musicals to know this is a bad idea

So… it’s like drugs?

May I also BEG for more germophobic characters? Only once have I ever read a well-written germophobic character, and I want more. But beware, if you choose to write one, it's very difficult. Even being germophobic myself, I had a hard time writing a realistic one who isn't cringy.

Unique traits to give your characters:

Only puts in one earbud (whether because the other one is ALWAYS broken or because they want to be able to listen to music and everything around)

Never has acne, but has enough other skin problems to make up for it

Allergic to mint, which causes rashes on their face (I have this and it sucks)

Always turns their screen brightness and volume down as low as they can (or direct opposite)

Always wears certain jewelry (rings, earrings, bracelets, necklaces, toe rings)

Never listens to "normal" music. Only musicals. Or not music at all. Only podcasts

Can't read because they always have a song stuck in their head

They go through insane phases of hyper fixations where they constantly make references to something but never go on tangents

Never cleans their glasses (or direct opposite; always cleans them)

Tries to dress nice but has no fashion sense

One last thing. Giving your most likable character glasses isn't a bad idea because some people (cough, cough, me) hate their glasses until a character they like wears glasses, then they love their glasses. It can really make an impact! Just an idea. (That sentence made no sense, sorry)

I want you all to know that I changed the title. It is now "Barricade Boys Become Choir Boys Because of Schedule Complications" because the past title was bloody stupid.

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Les Misérables - All Media Types Rating: Not Rated Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Enjolras/Grantaire (Les Misérables), Combeferre/Courfeyrac (Les Misérables), Jehan/Bahorel, Feuilly being single, Joly/Bossuet Laigle, Cosette Fauchelevent/Marius Pontmercy Characters: Enjolras (Les Misérables), Grantaire (Les Misérables), Combeferre (Les Misérables), Courfeyrac (Les Misérables), Feuilly (Les Misérables), Bahorel (Les Misérables), Bossuet Laigle, Jean “Jehan” Prouvaire, Marius Pontmercy, Éponine Thénardier, Cosette Fauchelevent Additional Tags: Artist Grantaire (Les Misérables), Everyone Is Gay, Gay Male Character Summary:

Modern Au where les amis have a terrible schedule at high school, and they’re trying to fix it. They join choir and Combeferre and Courfeyrac embarrass Enjolras in front of Grantaire.

Here’s my steal for Enjoltaire in the semifinals. It’s getting intense. I won’t be able to function properly until this shipping showdown is over and everything’s in order. But it’s so fun! Everyone, make sure to vote!

I know I've said this before, but I really nEED TO STOP WRITING SAD BOOKS AND LISTENING TO FALSETTOS BECAUSE I'M GOING TO CRY BUT MY FAMILY IS IN THE SAME ROOM AND I CAN'T CRY

Honestly, if anyone could be my enemy, I'd want Moriarty to be because if he were to kill me, at least I'd die laughing because he's such a weirdo. But I'd probably be embarrassed that that absolute freak beat me. LOOK AT THIS WEIRDO

Crazy Book Idea

I have this wacky idea for a book I really want to write. What if I wrote a book in regular English for everything except the dialogue, which I write in early modern English? And to make it extra wacky, it would take place in modern times, when we don't use Early Modern English?

Unique traits to give your characters:

Only puts in one earbud (whether because the other one is ALWAYS broken or because they want to be able to listen to music and everything around)

Never has acne, but has enough other skin problems to make up for it

Allergic to mint, which causes rashes on their face (I have this and it sucks)

Always turns their screen brightness and volume down as low as they can (or direct opposite)

Always wears certain jewelry (rings, earrings, bracelets, necklaces, toe rings)

Never listens to "normal" music. Only musicals. Or not music at all. Only podcasts

Can't read because they always have a song stuck in their head

They go through insane phases of hyper fixations where they constantly make references to something but never go on tangents

Never cleans their glasses (or direct opposite; always cleans them)

Tries to dress nice but has no fashion sense

One last thing. Giving your most likable character glasses isn't a bad idea because some people (cough, cough, me) hate their glasses until a character they like wears glasses, then they love their glasses. It can really make an impact! Just an idea. (That sentence made no sense, sorry)

Part Two of Dumb Quotes by Victor Hugo in the Brick

[Sighs] Okay. Here we go.

"Much forehead is like much sky on a horizon."

There.