Honestly, If Anyone Could Be My Enemy, I'd Want Moriarty To Be Because If He Were To Kill Me, At Least

Bored? Want to read? Want to support people trying to get published?

I have the solution! I finished my second book, and I love it, but literary agents and publishers don't. I'm sure there are lots of people out there with the same problem. So we should share our stories to anyone who wants to read them and offer feedback! If you, like me, have a story you want to share, share a summary and link in the comments, and for people who want to read and share advice, go in the comments and read! Anyone want to try this? I want to read some stories! I will read any shared! This is your chance!

Daily reminder that history teachers are the funniest people on the planet!!

"He may have lost a hand, but☝️he does have Jesus."

Peak humor.

Too ambitious? Fine! 1500 notes.

If I get 2000 notes on this post, I'll cut my hair (just to clarify, my mother will ground me and force me to get a job).

reblog if you’re okay with people writing fanfics of your fanfics and/or fanfics inspired by your fanfics

Poll Results for Favorite BMC Song!

Overall, I am very happy with how this poll turned out!

Pitiful Children won, which is so great because it's one of my favorite songs from BMC, (at least top 5, if not top 3!) and it beat another song that I don't really like (I bet you can't guess which one).

The other song was close to beating it at one point, despite starting at 0% (then I made a post about my hate for that song, and the numbers went up. Still not sure if that was to spite me). But now it's tied with Micheal in the Bathroom. HOW?!?! The other song is so annoying while Micheal in the Bathroom is sung by GEORGE SALAZAR! How do they even compete?!?!

Yeah, other than the other song almost winning, it was a great poll!

Thank you all for your very scientific input to this very scientific poll!

Most Embarrassing Moment

Ahhh.... here we go. Okay, so I used to do track in middle school. In 7th grade, I decided to do discus at a meet, but I hadn't thrown in a year. So, when I went to throw it, I threw it OVER THE NET WHERE THE PEOPLE WERE, and I would have killed someone if they hadn't moved. I was so embarrassed afterward that I cried, and everyone kept surrounding me and asking me why I was crying (which is so stupid because it's so obvious why! I almost killed some people!), but I lied and said I didn't know why, but I very well knew why.

Why did no one tell me Jeremy is Jewish?!?! I had to watch BMC six times to discover this?!?! I'm so happy he's Jewish, though! But someone should have told me sooner!

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