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1 month ago

Dandelions have a symbiotic relationship with little kids who make wishes

1 month ago

had a dream that someone suggested the best gender neutral form of address would be Mþ (pronounced Myth) and i immediately said "mith me with that gay shit HEYOOO" and woke up at 4:30am hanging sideways off of my bed

3 months ago

real

if i had a nickel for everytime one of my favorite 2d animated shows had an episode thats basically a big fnaf reference/knockoff i'd had 2 nickels. which isnt a lot, but it's weird that its happened twice.

If I Had A Nickel For Everytime One Of My Favorite 2d Animated Shows Had An Episode Thats Basically A
If I Had A Nickel For Everytime One Of My Favorite 2d Animated Shows Had An Episode Thats Basically A

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1 month ago

Someone set the stove on fire, what is everyone doing?

Four and Neo lit the fire, but now they’re pretending like they didn’t and just screaming. 

Acht and Marina are desperately trying to find the fire extinguisher, but cannot locate it no matter how hard they look. 

Pearl is recording the whole thing and laughing. She will later post the video online with the caption “Aren’t you glad Chaos won the final fest?”

Callie is running through the house shouting that there’s a fire as if no one knew already.

Marie is trying to call the fire department but they can’t hear a word of what she’s saying with how loud everyone else is.

Captain is standing in the corner, banging her head against the wall.

Eight is trying to get Captain to stop and find a way to help with the fire situation. 

Shiver and Frye are singing “We Didn’t Start the Fire” while Big Man is trying to find something to smother the fire with that isn’t himself. 

Thank you for the ask!!! Thankfully they do manage to put the fire out, but the stove is ruined. 

1 month ago

ranking the best things I have heard surgeons say mid-surgery:

1. "Five second rule!" while scrubbed, after dropping a sterile scalpel on the floor (no they did NOT pick it up again but I swear everyone's buttholes puckered)

2. (spoken during the closing of a particularly long and difficult case) "Nurse - my tunes." :heavy metal starts blasting:

3. Gently to a fretful patient, pre-anaesthesia: "It's going to be okay. I promise, I've dealt with worse." As soon as the patient is unconscious: "This is literally the worst thing I've ever seen."

4. [okay this one was a med student] "Wowwww, that's so gross!!" Reg: "Please remember that [patient] is awake for this procedure." Student to patient: "Oh my god. I am so sorry, that was really unprofessional - " Patient, cheerfully, also engrossed with what's happening inside them on the screen: "Nah - it's, like, super gross, right?"

5. [another procedure where the patient couldn't be put under GA] Patient: *starts singing country roads midway through the procedure* Surgeon: *shrugs and joins in with surprisingly good harmony*

2 months ago

Made these while I was bored lmao (mainly Tamaki)

Made These While I Was Bored Lmao (mainly Tamaki)
Made These While I Was Bored Lmao (mainly Tamaki)
Made These While I Was Bored Lmao (mainly Tamaki)
Made These While I Was Bored Lmao (mainly Tamaki)

1 month ago

angy mangy

a very angry mango


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2 months ago

i am hoes

instead of worrying abt whether or not yr scaring the hoes y dont u find some hoes that dont get scared, brave hoes. indomitable hoes

2 months ago

I think every first time player of Legends Arceus has had the experience where they wandered off the main path into the Horseshoe Plains, stumbled across a big Rapidash with glowing red eyes and decided "Ooh, I want to catch that!" only to be hit by an intercontinental ballistic missile in the shape of a horse.


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