Someone set the stove on fire, what is everyone doing?
Four and Neo lit the fire, but now they’re pretending like they didn’t and just screaming.
Acht and Marina are desperately trying to find the fire extinguisher, but cannot locate it no matter how hard they look.
Pearl is recording the whole thing and laughing. She will later post the video online with the caption “Aren’t you glad Chaos won the final fest?”
Callie is running through the house shouting that there’s a fire as if no one knew already.
Marie is trying to call the fire department but they can’t hear a word of what she’s saying with how loud everyone else is.
Captain is standing in the corner, banging her head against the wall.
Eight is trying to get Captain to stop and find a way to help with the fire situation.
Shiver and Frye are singing “We Didn’t Start the Fire” while Big Man is trying to find something to smother the fire with that isn’t himself.
Thank you for the ask!!! Thankfully they do manage to put the fire out, but the stove is ruined.
Actual queer coding / metaphors ("Nimona is trans because her creator made her as a way to express his feelings as a trans person")
Vibes ("Link is genderless because I said so")
It's funny ("Phoenix Wright is asexual because he's the Ace Attorney")
i need this often...
I call upon the fan fic writing gods to bless you with the perseverance to finish one of your unfinished drafts.
May your fingers dance along the letters upon your device with ease, may the devil of distraction stay far from you, and may your work not need much editing.
I pass this blessing upon every fan fic writer out there.
I can't wait for the Splatoon live action movie adaptation because I know there's gonna be a scene based on Salmon Run, and it's gonna be like-
A smallfry appears on the shore after wave 3
"They want me to fight the Smallfry?" -Agent 8 played by Jason Momoa
A Horrorboros appears from the water and roars.
"AHH!" -Agent 8
"HORRORBOROS!" -Captain Cuttlefish played by Jack Black
i forgot i have tumblr
MIRITAMA WITH MY HEADCANONS YAAAAY !!!!!!!
Every so often when I’m really really tired I remember how much I fucking LOVE the Alola Games
God I love the Alola Games
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I have a love hate relationship with Ekusu’s hair ITS BEAUTIFUL BUT FOR SWORD DRANS SAKE IT TAKES FOREVER TO MAKE IT LOOK GOOD
anyways Jaxon/Ekusu fans u get food in a while I’m drawing him right now
i am hoes
instead of worrying abt whether or not yr scaring the hoes y dont u find some hoes that dont get scared, brave hoes. indomitable hoes
Seen someone say “I can’t die, I got graves to dance on that hasn’t been dug yet.” And honestly, that goes hard. We need to keep that energy.
Friend has the sad???!!??!!!!!
I’m coming friend I’ll save you from the sad!!
I am here now you’re going to be okay!!!
You are so beautiful and i love you!!!