nope ~
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Writer’s note - I do apologize for anyone who was looking for this two day’s ago (Christmas Day). I don’t know why I promised it would come out then, and Christmas festivities ate me up pretty quickly.
I separated the story into multiple parts because it started to get lengthy.
I woke up the next day having slept very well, which was the first good sign that things were going to be fine. The second was what sort of mindset my wife was going to be in when she woke up. I looked over and noticed that had already happened, and I tapped her on the shoulder waiting to see what reaction I would receive.
She rolled over with a smile on her face.
Her (playfully) - ‘Morning daddy.’ Me (relieved) - ‘Morning my love, how are you?’ Her - ‘I slept gooooood. How did you sleep?’ Me - ‘Very well, I feel good.’ Her - ‘Check your phone.’
I rolled over and picked my phone up off of my bedside table and unlocked it. There was a new group messaged between my wife, her friend, and myself. I opened the text to find a picture of the friend with her pants pulled down, spreading herself open in front of the mirror.
Friend (via text) - ‘Morning lovebirds. Today’s the day and I’m so excited - can’t wait to have (my name) inside of me!’
Me (turned on) - ‘Well, now I’m very excited.’ Her - ‘Me too! But no sex, we have to save you for this evening!’ Me - ‘But if we wait, I might get too excited and I won’t last!’ Her - ‘Don’t overthink it! Let’s just do our thing, get ready, go to work, and take it from there.’ Me (slightly disappointed) - ‘OK my love, I’ll see you downstairs.’ Our morning went about as usual. Coffee, breakfast, and a conversation about what the day had in store - she never mentioned what was coming that night so I didn’t push based on her attitude after we woke up. A quick shower and I was off to the office.
That’s when the day got interesting.
I received a text from the friend, a picture of her in the outfit my wife and I wanted her to wear (tight jeans, white body suit, no bra) and then a follow-up pic of her cleavage.
Her (text to me directly) - ‘You like what you see, don’t you?’ Me - ‘Fuck yes. I was ready to meet you this morning after I saw that first picture.’ Her - ‘God this is going to be fun. I’m so excited, I can’t wait for tonight.’ Her - ‘Ask me anything, I want to keep this going. I’m an open book.’ Me (quickly, having hoped that was the case) - How do you like to be fucked? Her - ‘I tend to get into my partner, I’m flexible. If you want to fuck me hard, go for it. If you want it to be sensual, I can get into that as well.’ Me - ‘Do you like for people to go down on you?’ Her - ‘Well, yeah, I’m like your wife - I’m bi. It’s hard to be that way and NOT like it haha.’ Me - ‘Do you like long strokes, flicks, or sucking on your clit?’ Her - ‘Oh my fucking God I love that you asked that. Long strokes, please!’ Me (pivoting) - ‘Tell me about when you and (wife’s name) used to hook up.’ Her - ‘Hah, is that what she calls it? Well I think it was more than that.’
What her friend then described was, in my opinion, a full-on relationship. She and my wife had, basically, dated for three years and lived together for two of them. The friend had several male friends with benefits, but said that my wife was only ever interested in her during that time.
Me - ‘You’re just saying that because you think I’ll be mad. Don’t worry, I won’t - she had a life before me and it’s hot. I have a voyeuristic streak in me.’ Her - ‘No, seriously. I’m sure she’s said it before to you and you’ve brushed it off as ‘whatever,’ but it’s true. She is the pickiest damn woman when it comes to dick - which is why I’m really excited to feel yours.’ (This is true, my wife said it often but this was the first time it was confirmed by another party) Me - ‘Can you elaborate?’
She told me two stories. The first was an early-relationship trip to New Orleans. The two of them had a long week and decided on a whim to head to NOLA for a little weekend getaway. After resting and having some fun in the hotel room, they hit the French Quarter and about an hour in found two ‘hunks,’ as my wife’s friend described them. Within another hour they were back at the hotel room.
Her - ‘They were gorgeous. Fit, relatively tall, handsome faces - and they were actually kind of nice. It was a stroke of fucking luck but you won’t hear me complaining haha!’ Me - ‘So what happened?’ Her - ‘As usual I was naked in a heart beat. I was making out with one while the other groped me and rubbed my pussy - but I noticed I was getting all the attention.’ Me - ‘Where was (wife’s name)?’ Her - ‘I didn’t know at first, and I was kind of caught up y’know? Haha. Anyway, they started to get undressed and I finally looked around and saw her sitting in the chair by the window. She had one tit out and her dress hiked up masturbating - it was so fucking hot.’ Me - ‘What did you do then?’ Her - ‘I asked her if she wanted to join and she said no. I don’t think she had enough to drink at that point haha.’ Me - ‘Yeah, probably not. (It was true, the more my wife drinks the more the repression she sheds.) So what happened next?’ Her - ‘They got undressed - BEAUTIFUL cocks - and I started sucking one and stroking the other. I switched a few times, then one of them pushed me back on the bed, lifted up my legs, and shoved himself inside me. The other knelt near my head and put his cock back inside my mouth.’
At this point, I had locked my office door and pulled my own cock out. I was already hard, I should have known this was going to happen, but the enjoyment she was clearly getting from telling the story and the fact that I had semi-known my wife had a very sexual past was just too much. I also loved the fact that this woman I was about to have sex with was clearly VERY sexual.
I took a pic of my cock and sent it to her.
Her - ‘Fuck I LOVE it. I’m guessing you’re enjoying this?’ Me - ‘Fuck yeah I am, please continue. It sounds like you lucked into a pretty awesome situation.’ Her - ‘I did! I mean, the one guy who started fucking me was EXCELLENT but the other guy was just kind of... there. He didn’t really want to fuck but he definitely wanted his dick sucked and it was a nice cock.’ Me - ‘What positions did y’all get into?’ Her - ‘Just two. I started off on my back and then got on all fours and let him fuck me doggy. Eventually he came on my back and I sucked the other guy until he came in my mouth.’
Thinking about it was enough - I stroked myself to completion and came... and I came a lot. I took a picture and sent it to my wife, who was a little displeased.
Wife (text) - ‘What the fuck?’ Me - ‘I couldn’t help it! (Friend’s name) was texting me details of a trip to New Orleans y’all took and she fucked two guys and you watched?’ Her - ‘Oh my fucking God she didn’t. I’m so sorry my love, I can’t believe she told you!’ Me - ‘Clearly I’m not bothered, haha. It was very hot and I love her sexual energy - I can see how y’all found each other.’ Her - ‘Wait, you liked it?’ Me - ‘Well sure, you had a life before I came around and I know at your core you’re a sexual person. It’s very hot and I love knowing you like to watch.’ Her - ‘She embellishes a bit, you know.’ Me - ‘Well, sure, it’s part of the fun of the story. But here, I’ll send you the screenshots.’ Her (after viewing them) - ‘That’s actually pretty close to reality. What is she saying now?’ Me - ‘She’s broken into another story about you guys going with a new boyfriend of hers to a strip club?’ Her - ‘Oh yeah, that is a good one. I’m surprised how comfortable I am with her telling you but, it’s out there now I guess.’ Her - ‘Oh, and we need to talk about you not believing me about being picky until someone else confirmed it.’ Me - ‘Yes ma’am (smirk)’ Her - ‘Well, go read through the other one and then you need to hydrate, eat fruit, and have a good lunch. Preferably a nap if you can get one.’ Me - ‘Will do, I love you.’ Her - ‘I love you, too, have fun.’
I popped back over to the new story. There was a text at the end.
Friend (text) - ‘Hey, still there?’ Me - ‘Yeah, had a bit of a situation over here (sent her the picture of my cum)’ Her - ‘Holy shit, that’s so sexy. You loved the first story that much?’ Me - ‘Yeah, you’re sexy as fuck and the idea of you pleasing two men so well that you just met is hot as fuck to me. Plus, it appears my wife agrees haha.’ Her - ‘Oh yeah, she loved it. I think she said she came twice or something but she was definitely out of it when they finished!’ Her - ‘Well this one I sent you focuses more on her, so enjoy! I have a bunch of appointments this afternoon, but I can’t wait to see you later! Rest and hydrate!’ Me - ‘Looking forward to it, as well. Hope they enjoy your outfit.’
I went back to look at the new story. My wife, her friend, and the friend’s new boyfriend were going to a local strip club. My wife knew the general manger (I knew this, she and I had gone as well) but she had never done what the story described! The idea was to test just how well the boyfriend could handle a sexual situation because my wife’s friend ‘had her doubts.’
My wife’s friend was very focused on getting my wife drunk, because she knew where it would go. They were sitting in a small section, away from the main action, rotating lap dances between the three of them. By the time the newest girl came to my wife again, apparently she had gotten drunk enough to let it go.
Stripper (to my wife) - ‘So, are they real?’ My wife - ‘Yes, and you’re very sexy.’ Stripper - ‘Thanks, I can tell you’re turned on. You like girls, too?’ My wife - ‘Yeah, almost as much as guys actually. I still need dick but, I can definitely make it work with a woman if I want (she winked at her friend)’ Stripper - ‘If you pay for a VIP room and some drinks, plus $200, I’ll eat your pussy until you cum.’ My wife - ‘I have to say yes.’
My wife asked the general manager, who was happy to oblige (I think she liked my wife, too) and gave them a good rate on a VIP room. According to the story, there was a two-way mirror so they could see out onto the floor, but no one could see in.
My wife sat down, took off her jeans and panties, and was apparently ready and willing for action. The stripper didn’t hesitate.
My wife’s friend said she had pulled her man’s dick out and started playing with it. When the stripper stuck two of her fingers into my wife, the following moan was too much and he came all over his shirt. My wife’s friend described it as ‘hilarious’ and ‘adorable’ but I felt for the guy - here was at least one, probably two after they were done with each other, women who were going to need dick and he just let loose.
In the end though, it answered her question about whether or not he could handle it. Apparently there were no second chances.
The stripper played with my wife for about 10 more minutes until my wife came. The stripper left and so did the trio. He was sent home because he was ‘spent’ and they went home to play with dildos, at least they’d get some dick the friend said.
Me (texting wife) - ‘So the stripper story was hot. Didn’t know you had done that there, but now I know why the GM looks at you like that haha.’ Her - ‘Well, now that you know, we’ll have to have some fun together.’ Me - ‘You’re damn straight. Poor dude, though.’ Her - ‘Yeah, I mean he got a great show but just couldn’t hold it.’ Me - ‘Well, I’m gonna take the nap then wrap up the day. See you at home around 5 before she comes?’ Her - ‘Yes sir.’
The finale will be tomorrow!
Anyone had any success posting or even just REBLOGGING porn on here lately?
To define success I mean - avoiding the ban hammer.
We only have two followers so I know not a lot of people will see this or respond to it, but I’ve noticed is almost impossible to pick up followers now without reblogging or posting some sort of fun pictures.
But we also lost our 7 year blog to a ban about 4 months ago after having a reblogging session late in the evening, and I lost a burner account I started Saturday just to see if they’re cracking down as quickly as I had suspected (they are).
I know of two other blogs that have recently been on the wrong end of the hammer, as well.
I still see fun, adult pictures on my feed so surely someone has figured this out?