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Branching out

I fully expected to return home and be in serious trouble.

The conversation didn’t feel as if it had gone well with my wife after my interaction with Sam. It wasn’t the sex part, but more so the fact that we clearly had some sort of connection that went beyond sex.

Me - ‘I mean, are you OK?’ Her - ‘Yeah, I’m fine, I’ll see you when you get home.’

I was nervous the whole drive home with the boys. We arrived and they all went their separate directions - the younger two to their friend’s down the street to check in for the week, probably play some basketball. The oldest went to go brood in his room, as teenagers do.

I opened the bedroom door slowly as I was unsure what to expect. Needless to say, what I found was unexpected. My wife was under the covers staring at me with a grin to rival a Cheshire cat.

Me - ‘Wha.... what’s up?’ Her - ‘Are the boys gone?’ Me - ‘Sort of, two youngest went to the friend’s. Oldest went straight to his room.’ Her - ‘Good.’

She pulled back the covers to reveal that she was completely naked and, the only word I can think to describe it is ‘sloppy.’

Me - ‘What the fuck?’ Her - ‘What’s wrong?’ Me - ‘I mean, I just figured after the way we ended our conversation that you would be... a little more upset.’ Her - ‘Are you fucking kidding? You’re like, literally performing above any standard I could have set.’ Her - ‘You’ve been regularly fucking one of my friends, who would do anything you want at this point, and have now added two more sluts to your body count. Both of whom will become regular it appears.’ Her - ‘Why in the world would I be mad?’ Me - ‘Well, I ended up fucking Sam without prior discussion.’ Her - ‘Expected.’ Me - ‘And she has feelings.’ Her - ‘Bound to happen.’ Me - ‘But won’t that complicate things?’ Her - ‘They could. It could also open doors and, frankly, I like the idea of her falling for you and staying with us from time-to-time when the boys are with their dad.’ Me - ‘You... you WHAT?!’ Her - ‘I mean are you surprised? I expected you to bring home women at some point and, let’s face it, you know I like women almost as much as you do.’ Her - ‘I swear, sometimes you can be dumb for a smart person.’ Me - ‘A running theme it seems.’ Her (giggling) - ‘Are the sexually experienced women ganging up on you?’ Me - ‘Yes, and under different circumstances I’d probably be mad about it.’

We both had a laugh at that one. I went and changed into something more comfortable and then came and sat next to her while she masturbated.

Her - ‘Tell me all about it.’

I walked her through the whole experience. She came when I told her about the ass fingering and that I got hard, but I rubbed her while she calmed down, then told her the rest.

Her - ‘God that’s so perfect. I’d say ‘Your poor cock’ but that would be a lie.’ Me (laughing) - ‘Yeah, he’s been through it but I can’t say it was unwanted.’ Her - ‘I bet it’s so sore.’ Me - ‘Yeah, I need a break with lots of fruit and water.’ Her - ‘Well, you’ll have a little time depending on what Sam wants, but not much.’ Me - ‘What do you mean?’ Her - ‘(other woman’s name) and I have been talking. She’s ready for you to meet her husband.’ Me - ‘Oh, look, I...’ Her - ‘I said meet, not fuck. He won’t be back in town until Wednesday, so they’re looking at Thursday or Friday.’ Me - ‘What about the boys?’ Her - ‘They’ll be fine, if we can keep this going even when we have them I’ll be all in. You just can’t be gone forever, mind you, so it gives you a good out in case things get uncomfortable.’ Me - ‘OK, are you going to work the details or should I?’ Her - ‘I’m fine taking the lead on this one, she and I have history like (friend’s name) so don’t worry.’ Her - ‘You focus on keeping Sam happy.’ Me - ‘Yes ma’am! I’m going to cook dinner, I love you.’ Her - ‘I love you, too. I’m going to clean up and say hi to the boys.’

Before I left, I did have a question.

Me - ‘You sure you aren’t mad?’ Her - ‘No (my name), remember I had just finished that meeting and was doing paperwork. I just wasn’t ready to talk about it.’ Me - ‘Fair, I love you.’ Her - ‘I love you too.’

I powered up the oven and texted Sam.

Me (via text) - ‘Hey! How are you?’ Her - ‘Hey! I’m good, just finished cumming from thinking about you.’ Me - ‘That’s funny, so did my wife.’ Her - ‘What did you tell her?’ Me - ‘All of it, down to the feelings as well. She actually thinks its hot, wants us to explore it.’ Her - ‘I wondered if you would, but that’s so sexy that she’s letting you explore it. I’m excited!’ Me - ‘Me too! What’s your schedule like this week?’ Her - ‘I’m pretty packed in the evenings, unfortunately, doesn’t open up until next weekend. What about you?’ Me - ‘Boooo. I’m pretty open, but apparently (other woman’s name) is ready for me to meet her husband already?’ Her - ‘Yeah, they don’t play around. That might be a good setup, then, go see them during the week and we can find time next weekend.’ Her (sending pictures of her nude in the bed) - ‘You like?’ Me - ‘I love, that’s so amazing. You are gorgeous. Can I share you with my wife?’ Her - ‘I was hoping you would.’ Me - ‘She’s hoping we get close enough that you can come spend the night with us from time-to-time.’ Her - ‘Wait, really? Now that’s the first surprise in all this, but I am biflexible and totally down.’ Me - ‘Awesome, I’m going to let her know. And show her these pics haha.’ Her - ‘Good, I’ll talk with you later.’

The week seemed to crawl by. I spoke with Sam often, but nothing overly complicated. Lots of nudes and dick pics swapped, with the intention of meeting Saturday, but otherwise it was relatively calm. Thankfully my wife’s friend had her hands full at work, as well, so outside of my wife and I’s normal sex routine I had plenty of time to recover.

Then, Thursday at work, it happened.

Wife (via text) - ‘Hey, (other woman’s name) said she and her husband are available tonight.’ Me - ‘Oh?’ Her - ‘Yeah, are you ready? Do you have anything to do tonight?’ Me - ‘Outside of getting the boys and making dinner, no.’ Her - ‘Don’t worry about either, I’ll take care of it and tell the boys you have a work function.’ Me - ‘Are you sure?’ Her - ‘Yes, I want this.’ Me - ‘Then go ahead, make the call.’ Her - ‘Are you sure? Yay! I’m so excited.’ Me - ‘Yeah, I’m ready to at least see where this goes.’ Her - ‘Remember, no pressure. You’re just meeting him and at most y’all might fuck her together, that’s it.’ Me - ‘OK, I’m ready.’

That night I got dressed up, same as I did to go to the bar the first time I met (other woman’s name) and Sam, kissed my wife and told the boys ‘bye,’ and headed out.

They lived in a nice part of the city (we lived in the suburbs) and were clearly well off. I was just as nervous as the last weekend when I went to the bar, except this time it was for a variety of different reasons. As I pulled up her husband was standing in the front waiting for me.

The house was expansive, at least 4,000 square feet judging from the outside. The entire front was lit and floor to ceiling windows ran the expanse. I could see custom woodwork and marble floors on the inside.

He walked up and greeted me as I got out.

Him - ‘Hi (my name), I’m (his name), (other woman’s name) husband.’ Me - ‘Nice to meet you sir, thanks for having me.’ Him - ‘Yeah, drop the sir. I’m told you can handle older women so that means you can use my first name.’ Me (smirking) - ‘Fair enough.’

Everything he wore was custom. Boots, jeans, button down, belt - all custom. The whole experience meant one of two things: They were very, very rich; or they wanted people to think that they were. Either way, they were pulling it off well.

We walked into the house, which seemed cavernous.

Him (with a hint of joking and gesturing toward the living room) - ‘I’m told you know my wife.’ Me - ‘Yes, I do, I..’

I trailed off. There she was in the living room, holding a glass of wine and what appeared to be whiskey in the other. The reason I trailed off is because she was wearing black and silver lace panties and nothing else.

Her - ‘Hey (my name), thanks for coming. Jack Honey wasn’t it?’ Me - ‘Ye... yeah. Thanks. Are y’all worried about people seeing you?’ Him - ‘No, they know what we’re about but they can’t touch us. Plus I’m the HoA president.’ Him - ‘Do you need discretion?’ Me (composing myself) - ‘Yeah. We still have two young children that probably wouldn’t understand, and my career is still in its infancy.’ Him - ‘Totally understand, one second.’

He went over to the bay of switches on the wall and pushed two into the ‘down’ position, and automated shades started to lower. 

Him - ‘That’s better. Everything alright?’ Me (realizing I had been staring at his wife) - ‘Yes, sorry. I just forgot how stunning she was and I’m not used to this kind of interaction.’ Her - ‘God (husband’s name) he’s making me blush.’ Him - ‘If you hang out with us, you’ll get used to it.’

The wife walked over and kissed me, then handed me my whiskey.

Her - ‘Have a seat, please.’ Me - ‘OK.’

We all took a seat in the living room. I undid two buttons on my shirt because I was a little warm.

The husband chuckled.

Him - ‘Yeah, I see it. He’s not dumb, just inexperienced.’ Me - ‘Pardon me?’ Him - ‘You’re good at sex. I watched the footage, you fucked my wife well, and your wife sings your praises. But I can also see how uncomfortable you are.’ Me - ‘Yeah, I’ve only just recently found stride in my sexuality, and my wife seems to have done some things in the past but is looking to expand.’ Him - ‘Oh yeah, she’s had fun with us before and gone out a time or two.’ Me - ‘So I’ve been told.’ Him - ‘Ahhhh, so she trusts you.’ Me - ‘Yes, we both want this and I’ve bought in, I’ve also allowed her to be open which I don’t think she was given in the past.’ Him - ‘Perfect. What do you know about me?’

There was a small moan from where his wife was sitting, and I looked over to see she was masturbating.

Him - ‘Don’t worry about her, she’s just getting ready for you. Now, again, what do you know about me?’ Me (trying to stay composed) - ‘Ahem, so I found out about your business interests and...’ Him - ‘Sexually.’ Me - ‘Oh, well, I... nothing, really. My wife, my girlfriend, and my wife’s friend says y’all are the couple to know if you want to fuck in this city. But after that, I don’t know much.’ Him - ‘Good, no pre-conceived notions. I like that.’ Him - ‘Ever fucked a man?’ Me - ‘No. But I’m interested, I know it would turn the women close to me on a lot, and I’ve watched some MMF bisexual stuff and it turns me on.’ Him - ‘So you’re willing to try?’ Me - ‘Yeah.’ Him - ‘Good. Go ahead (wife’s name).’ Me - ‘Wha...’

She almost jumped out of her seat, bounced across the room, and fell to her knees in front of me. As she was undoing my belt and taking off my shoes, I realized that this man had complete sexual control over a woman that had matched wits with me pretty easily.

I was going to have to up my game.

She pulled my briefs off and my cock stood at attention. She gave it a couple of slow strokes before taking it into her throat.

Him - ‘Ohhhh, she likes you.’

I couldn’t stop moaning, this was way more than she let on at the bar. She kept stroking and hitting her throat with my cock, it felt amazing. 

Her - ‘Mmmmm, this is such a beautiful cock. Why don’t you come suck it while I sit on his face?’ Him - ‘As you wish kitten.’ Me - ‘I mean...’

I didn’t finish my sentence, she covered my face in her dripping pussy and, well, I love to eat pussy so I dug in. I could hear him taking off his clothes and moving toward me, but I didn’t know what to expect. Then I felt two hands on my knees, and then it happened.

It felt... really good. I moaned.

Her - ‘Yeah, he sucks good cock.’

I lifted her up to look, there was his head bobbing up and down while he stroked the base of my shaft. It was an amazing feeling, and then she pulled my head back.

Her - ‘Ah ah ah, you aren’t done mister.’

I focused on her pussy, I swear if I thought too much about him I would have cum in his mouth. I started to lick long and hard strokes on her clit, then stuck my fingers in to search for her spot.

Her - ‘Oh (husband’s name) he’s so fucking good. He’s going to make me cum.’

Her husband took me out of his mouth and looked.

Him - ‘Yeah, that’s impressive. Keep doing it (my name), she’s close.’

I continued as I was told, and he returned to my cock. It wasn’t long before I felt her insides start to convulse, and I felt her juices rolling down my fingers and face.

Her - ‘Oh fuck stop, stop.’

I didn’t, I wouldn’t. I wanted control of this situation. I held on to her hips and kept going.

Her - ‘No, no I’m going to cum again no.’ Him - ‘Yeah, this guy will do.’

She came again, this time she lost herself to it. She went almost rigid in my arms as an orgasm ripped through her and she sprayed everywhere. I pushed her off onto her back on the couch, rolled over, and entered her.

Her - ‘Oh God it’s so fucking good. Fuck me.’

I started to pound her. I’m not really sure what came over me but I wanted this and I wanted her to want me, to need me. Her tits were bouncing everywhere as her husband came around, kneeled near her head, and stuck his cock out.

I was a little surprised. For a guy that had so much control over women, he wasn’t very big. But as she reached out to suck him I could see that he was fit and could move in ways I had never really tried - there was a fluidity to him.

Me - ‘Fuck I love the way you fuck her mouth.’ Him - ‘Oh yeah, her mouth is amazing. She knows just where to hold it so I can fuck it just right.’

Her pussy was soaked and she was loving every bit of it. He pulled out of her mouth and slapped her face a few times, and it just struck me.

Me - ‘I want to suck it.’

He looked at me with desire, but also pause.

Him - ‘You sure? There’s no turning around from this.’ Me - ‘Give it here.’

He moved closer to her midsection, and I leaned over and took his cock in my mouth. I wasn’t sure what I was expecting, but feeling his hard cock slide into my mouth was amazing.

I moaned, hard, and kept pounding his wife.

Him (breathing hard) - ‘Damn, he’s pretty good for having never done it.’ Her - ‘Oh fuck I’m going to cum againnnnn.’

I couldn’t hold it, feeling her cum again and his hard cock in my mouth I let loose inside her.

Her - ‘Oh God (husband’s name) he’s cumming inside me.’ Him - ‘Oh yeah I can see his hips moving. Oh that’s so hot...’ Him - ‘I’m going to cum in his mouth.’ Her - ‘Yesssss, please! Please!’

He spilled in my mouth. A lot. I was totally shocked and, at the same time, turned on and I kept sucking. I could feel his cock pulsing in my mouth, it was intoxicating.

And somehow I was still hard, and I kept fucking his wife.

Him - ‘Fuck, fuck he’s still sucking me.’ Her - ‘He’s still fucking me, too.’ Him - ‘Yeah, he’s a keeper.’

That went on for a minute or two, and I was hoping to rebuild for a round 2, but finally I couldn’t anymore. I pushed off of his wife and fell back into the other side of couch.

I took them in for a minute, her head was in his lap and he was relaxed against the back of the couch. My cum leaked out of her.

I started to laugh.

Her (somewhat uncomfortable) - ‘Are you OK?’ Me - ‘Yes, I’m sorry for being weird. It’s just, if you had told me walking out the door last Saturday that the events would lead to what just happened, I would have thought you were nuts.’

They both laughed.

Him - ‘We’ve heard that before. But you’re good.’ Me - ‘Thanks, I don’t like to halfass things and I love sex, so, I appreciate you both giving me a chance to try this.’ Her - ‘Oh just wait. His ass is a dream.’ Me - ‘Pardon?’ Him - ‘Oh, tonight was hot, but next time I want you in my ass.’ Me - ‘So I passed the test?’ Her - ‘You passed the test when you fucked me at the bar. You sealed the deal when he came in your mouth.’ Me - ‘Looking forward to it.’ Her - ‘But you probably need to go.’ Him - ‘Yes, it is late.’ Me (pulling out phone) - ‘Oh shit, it’s almost 10. Yes I need to go.’

I shot up and started to get dressed. They both stayed nude and watched. After I finished they walked me to the door.

Her (kissing me) - ‘We’ll see you soon.’ Him - ‘Very soon.’ Me - ‘Looking forward to it.’

I called my wife as soon as I was on the highway.

Her - ‘You’re late.’ Me - ‘I know, look, I’m sorry...’ Her (giggling) - ‘I’m kidding, it’s fine. The boys are asleep. How did it go?’ Me - ‘I fucked her and sucked his cock.’ Her - ‘Yes! Yes yes yes! How was it?’ Me - ‘Surprisingly? Really fucking awesome. He came in my mouth.’ Her - ‘Oh fuckkkkk. And then what?’ Me - ‘It was while I was cumming in her.’ Her - ‘I can’t wait to taste you when you get home. But be quiet, everyone’s asleep.’ Her (coyly) - ‘You should probably call your girlfriend.’ Me - ‘That didn’t sound real positive.’ Her - ‘Still so gullible. I’m just giving you a hard time, you should call her.’ Her - ‘The fact of the matter is she’ll want to know, and I get you when you get home anyway.’ Me - ‘OK, I love you, be home soon.’ Her - ‘Drive safe, I love you too. Remember - be quiet.’ Me - ‘I will.’

I hung up and dialed Sam.

Her - ‘How. Fucking. Was it.’ Me - ‘Pretty amazing. I didn’t expect it go as far is it did.’ Her - ‘And how far is that?’ Me - ‘He came in my mouth.’ Her (cooing) - ‘I am so glad you jumped in with both feet. You made him cum?’ Me - ‘I did OK, but I think it was just me being pretty decent at it and cumming in his wife at the same time.’ Her - ‘Oh fuck I bet that was so hot. What happened next?’ Me - ‘I stayed a little hard and kept fucking her and sucking him, but I quit when I realized round 2 wasn’t going to happen.’ Her - ‘Well, I have some good mental footage for later.’ Her - ‘So, you’re in. You told them you need discretion.’ Me - ‘Yes, they obliged. What do you mean ‘in’ ?’ Her - ‘There’s no way to understand it, maybe your wife can explain it better, but a lot of doors just opened after that audition.’ Me - ‘I guess we’ll find out. I’m home, still on for Saturday?’ Her - ‘You bet your ass, no getting out of it. Did they set another date?’ Me - ‘No, not yet, but it’s OK because I need to get my wife’s friend back in bed and I need some time with you.’ Her - ‘Jesus. You’re still eating right and hitting the gym? You don’t need to have a heart attack.’ Me (laughing) - ‘Yes, Sam, I’m doing what I can to keep up.’ Her - ‘Good. I’d hate for us to meet, have a connection, and I’m part of the reason you die.’ Me - ‘So dramatic.’ Her - ‘Well I am concerned! Be happy!’ Me (laughing again) - ‘Yes ma’am, I am and I appreciate it.’ Her - ‘You better. Alright, go in and fuck your wife. I know you will.’ Me - ‘I will. I’ll talk to you tomorrow.’ Her - ‘You better, good night.’

I snuck in and into the bedroom. My wife was naked, and ready. She ran over and took my pants off and held my cock up to her nose.

Her - ‘It smells so perfect, tell me everything.’

She took me in her mouth.

Me - ‘Oh fuck. I don’t know if I can focus.’ Her (pulling out and stroking) - ‘Figure it out.’ Me - ‘Yes ma’am.’

NSFW asks - Wife's turn!

1:When did you lose your virginity? 19 for full, 15 for fingers, 16 for oral

2: Rough sex or soft sex? Rough

3: Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes? Obviously I’m a quean, but unusual? Hmmmm - I like to have multiple people sucking on my tits at once, or just one person focusing on my tits.

I also like to be lightly humiliated and used.

4: Weirdest place you’ve had sex? Restaurant

5: Favourite sex position? Doggy

6: Do you like to be dominant or submissive? Submissive

7: Have you ever had any one night stands? Yes

8: Sex on the bed, couch or the floor? Bed

9: Have you ever had sex in a public place? Yes, parking lot and park

10: Have you ever been caught masturbating? Yes (roommates in college, kids)

11: What does your favourite sexy underwear look like? None! Haha. But I like thongs and very intricately designed bras

12: How often do you have sex? Twice a day at least

13: Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with? If we’re talking about someone I want to have sex with but haven’t, yes - and she knows.

14: Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex? Giving, easy - both male and female

15: Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex? Early experience in college - at a party in a jacuzzi and everyone was tipsy. Most of us ended up naked and I stood up and shook my ass around for fun, but a guy tried to finger me and I freaked out and broke his finger.

Second, or maybe 1B, was a time when a former boyfriend wanted to use a huge toy on me and when he pulled it out I let loose a HUGE queef.

16: A song you’d listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex? I don’t like music during sex

17: A song you’d listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex? (see above)

18: Are you into dressing up for sex? Love it, love to roleplay.

19: Would you prefer sex in the bath or sex in the shower? Bath

20: If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be? Pornstar?Lucie Wilde. Person I know? An employee of my husband.

21: Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you? Yes, multiple.

22: Do you/would you use sex toys? Yes - vibrator, plugs, strap-ons

23: Have you ever sent someone a dirty text/picture? Every day at least once

24: Would you have sex with your best friend? Thankfully I married my best friend, so yes. I also have a GF nearby who’s a very dear friend, so I’m lucky.

25: Is there anything you do after sex? (for example, smoke, eat, drink) No

26: Something that will never fail to get you horny? Nipple sucking, big tits, group sex, light humiliation

27: Early morning sex or late night sex? Late night

28: Favourite body part on the opposite sex? Legs, face, arms

29: Favourite body part on the same sex? Tits, face, legs

30: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find: My phone hahahahaha, otherwise my toys

31: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you: Double vaginal - wasn’t ready, didn’t really go forward with it after they were both in.

32: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?] Yes, I suck myself off my husband all the time.

33: Is it ever okay to not use a condom: Yes.

34: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience: Fruit

35: Worst possible time to get horny: Showing a house as a real estate agent

36: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans? Fuck yes

37: How much fapping is too much fapping: It isn’t unless it keeps him from fucking me haha

38: Best sexual complement you ever got: 'I love how wet and into it you are.’

39: Favorite foreplay activities: Pussy eating/fingering, nipple play, making out

40: What do you wear to bed? Nothing

41: When was the first time you masturbated: 14

42: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself? Yes

43: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside? Yes, a few weeks back

44: Have/would you ever have sex in public? Yes

45: Have/would you ever had a threesome? Yes

46: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate? Flashlight (Y’all I was bad off)

47: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not? All the time - love lesbian and gay porn (plus my husband is bi which is amazing)

48: Do you like oral sex? (why/why not) Yes, I find it’s a perfect way to focus on your partner(s)

49: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in? I love a good tattoo

50: How would you feel about taking someones virginity? Done it, it was quite unfortunate

51: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter? Anything fried

52: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute? Pornstar - I love to put on a show.

53: Do you watch porn? Every day, husband and I share pics a lot, and I do with my GF as well.

54: Have you ever been called a freak? Why? Yes. Partially during sex as mild degrading, but also by a stripper as a ‘compliment’

55: Do you feel comfortable going “commando”? Yes, I do it all the time

56: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn’t shaved their pubic hair? No, I actually like my husband to have a mild bush

57: If you could give yourself head, would you? I suppose this is for guys but if I could eat myself, 100%

58: Booty or Boobs? This is hard, I really can’t pick but since I have to - boobs

59: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?) No

60: If you were the other sex for a day, what are five things you would do? 1) Have sex with my husband

2) Masturbate

3) Stick something in my ass to see if it felt different

4) Send a dick pic (hahahaha)

5) Fuck one of my girlfriends

61: have you ever watched someone masturbate? Frequently

62: has anyone ever watched you masturbate? All the time

63. Have you ever had an erection and someone noticed? I was squirmy and weird during a blowout one time, and my stylist recognized it. When I stood up my yoga pants were soaked - I really have 0 idea why I was like that that day, but she picked on me about it (we didn’t get to have sex that day, which was a huge bummer)

64. What is your method of masturbation? (ie. toys, clitorial, prostate) Toys, clitoral

65. What is your bra/penis size? Bra - 48DDD (looking to enhance to 48FF or GG)

66. What is the strangest thing you have ever put up your vagina/anus? Flashlight LOL

67. When was the last time you masturbated? Last night

68. When was the last time you had sex? This morning

69. When was the last time you watched porn? Last night

70. Have you ever bought a sex toy? If so, which one did you buy last? First sex toy? If not, which one do you plan on buying when you do? Last toy was a triple-dick strap on for me and my GF (two for me, one for her). First toy ever was a very basic dildo.

71. Guys:Circumsized? Yes (preferred)

72. Which not-genital part of your body do you like being touched? Nipples

73. Which genital part of your body do you like being touched? Nipples, clit

74. Girls:Are you able to achieve orgasm just through breast stimulation? Yes

75. Have you anonymously sent a sexual ask to someone on tumblr? No

76. When was the last time you have had a wet dream? Don’t remember

77. Which wet dream was your favorite? Servicing three guys at the beach

78. Is there a friend you would willingly have sex with? I have sex with my friends all the time - well, not as often these days due to kids, but we’re ramping back up as they get older and move out.

79. Is there a celebrity/character you would willingly have sex with? Channing Tatum.

80. Favorite sexual position? Doggy.

81. Do you like being called a slut or whore in bed? All. The. Time. DO IT.

82. Are you into any BDSM? No.

83. Have you ever wanted to have sex with someone but knew you couldnt for any reason? Why? Y’all - my husband has this cousin by marriage (I actually don’t know what her relation to him is properly defined as, she’s his uncle’s step-daughter) who has a body that’s JUST LIKE Lucie Wilde’s and I want to fuck her so bad. We went to the beach with her one time and neither of us could stay out with her because she knows she’s a bimbo slut and wears micro bikinis and lays out for all to see. We just kept getting hot and bothered and it was slightly awkward.

(OH MY GOD My husband just told me we gave the same answer on this hahahahaha)

84. Do you like dirty talk? All the time, especially mild degrading

85. Are you loud or quiet during sex? Masturbation? I wanted to say ‘quiet’ but the husband was like ‘You know better.’

I’m loud.

86. Have you ever been interrupted during sex or masturbation? Who/what? Kids, roommates in the past.

87. What kind of porn do you like to watch? Quean, humilation (think kink.com), group, gay/lesbian, bisexual

88. Have you ever confessed to someone that you got an erection over them? What about masturbated to them? Yes, (to the masturbation part). She loved it, but we still haven’t hooked up.

89. Have you ever masturbated because your sexual partner wasn’t there when you needed them? Yes.

90. Have you ever had a one night stand? Do you still keep in contact with them? Yes and yes.

91. Have you ever had a friends with benefits? Are they still beneficial? Yes and yes (but not as often)

Interesting conversation

Hey y’all! I know it’s been a long, long time since we’ve been around but real life is just... well it’s a bitch LOL

But last night hubby and I had an interesting conversation and I wanted to share it and see who would want to discuss it and/or share their own experiences!

So we had a cold front come through here the past few days and last night (Sunday) we were cuddled up on the couch with football playing in the background and suddenly I hear him audibly smirk.

Me - ‘What’s up?’ Him - ‘See this chick?’

I did and woof she was cute. She was standing there in (tight) turtleneck and jeans outside of a church. She had piercing green eyes, pretty face, great tits, and thick, thick legs. I was excited because I thought I was going to get a story!

Then he scrolled and there was her husband and two sons.

Me - ‘Oh, why are you showing me this?’ Him - ‘Isn’t it interesting how people change for things?’ Me - ‘What does that mean?’ Him - ‘We used to be friends, before I met you, and if someone had told me she would be a suburban, church-going, monogamous, mom-of-two I would have laughed.’ Me (excited because I knew where this was going) - ‘Care to share?’

He proceeded to tell me that they had a friends-with-benefits type arrangement (they never found a romantic spark) but some of the things they did together and with a few friends had been kinky as fuck - and mostly her idea.

Creampies, anal, group sex, public sex and facials... I was turned on as fuck, especially since she had also nearly gotten to the point where she wanted friends to come over and watch since their experiences had ‘gotten out.’ (Never happened, she had to move for work BOOOOOO LOL)

Honestly I felt kind of lucky, too, because who knows if they’d still be together but she had always told him she’d ‘never been happier, sexually’ and was just so excited to do things with him.

We went through our social media and talked about a lot of previous hookups and partners, it was fun to see how many of their lives were so totally different from when we knew them and we had fun theorizing whether they were getting their needs met hahahaha.

Obviously we all know that certain things can change people - life experiences, work changes, marriage, kids.

There’s also the fact that some people just go through a ‘phase.’

Or some just meet the right sexual partner at the right time.

And in some cases youth just leaves people feeling invulnerable and more willing to try things (although, people who have kids early tend to turn it around later in life which is awesome too! LOL)

Anyway, wanted to throw it out there to see if anyone else has ever experienced this on that level (or at all!). Love y’all!

An introduction

Hello all who have found this blog or search the tags mentioned! I am the man in a couple from the south. My wife follows the blog, but I tend to be the writer. We are here to talk about our sexual experiences when it comes to me (bull) and her (cuckquean). I’ve considered it a lot and most of our experiences will come from my first-hand (or her telling me) point of view. Anything here that is in third person is a story that I wrote myself. This is a place for us to express. We have not been able to sustain a blog where we re-blog or post sexual pictures, videos, GIFs, or memes so for the time being this blog will be ‘text only.’ We hope to get into reblogging the good stuff later! We hope you enjoy!

Just wanted to share the text I just got from my husband! 🤤🥰