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Day 301 of Tubbo

Tubbo said this in his offline chat!

hi! i wanted to ask what version of mean girls you’re looking for specifically?

Any version of the stage musical!

woagh

Can we all please collectively agree that ‘Everything Has Changed’ by Taylor Swift is a tyrus anthem? Thank you.

Wild Life - Lyrics - DC Opening NIght (October 31st 2017)

CADY

Cady Heron: Field Journal, August 9th. It’s first light and I’m waiting for movement!

(sings)

The lions hide and the grass seems to flood into you

And the cool pools of water have crocodiles underneath

The wild dogs are hunting and it’s 80 in the shade

My name is Cady Heron and I am not afraid

 Among the wildlife, wildlife

God, I feel alive

Wildlife, wildlife

The constant struggle to survive

It’s a ____ season after season

The wild...

Wild life!

(spoken)

Jambo!

 VILLAGERS

Jambo! Ca-dy! Ca-dy!

CADY

I have danced with the Maasai

I have climbed Kilimanjaro

Who knows what I will do tomorrow?

 MRS. HERON

Cady, come back to base camp. At least eat a Kalteen Bar if you’re going to skip breakfast.

 MR. HERON

Binti, we have something to tell you.

 MR. HERON/MRS. HERON

We knew this day would be coming and now it’s here

 CADY

We’re going to inseminate the cheetah!

 MRS HERON

No.

(sings)

There’s a job in Chicago

We’ll move in time for your junior year

 CADY

But we love it here!

 MRS. HERON

Honey, you need to be socialized.

 MR. HERON

A real suburban high school

That’ll hold your brilliant mind

 MRS. HERON

And sure, it will be different

But it’s just another kind of...

 MR. HERON/MRS. HERON

Wildlife, wildlife

Social clubs and sports

Wildlife, wildlife

So pack your khaki hunting shorts

 MRS. HERON

Take your handmade sandals

 MR. HERON

It’ll be just like Sixteen Candles

 MR. HERON/MRS. HERON

The wild...

Wild...

  JANIS

Just like that, Cady Heron was plucked from the safe shelter of the lions den.

 DAMIAN

And dropped into the tangled underbrush of Northshore, Illinois.

 STUDENTS

New kid

 CADY

How’d ya guess?

 STUDENTS

New kid’s a white hot mess

New kid

 KELLY WEDELL

Way to dress

Like Dora the Explorer

 CAITLYN CAUSSIN

Kelly, just ignore her

 STUDENTS

New kid, junior meat

New kid, what are those on your feet?

New kid, you’ll be beaten

Down like all of us from the homeroom to the bus

Down like all of us from the homeroom to the bus

 CADY

Wildlife, wildlife

Look at all these teens

(spoken)

Hi, teens!

(sings)

What they wear, and their hair

How they stare at their little screens

They look like they belong here

And meanwhile I feel wrong here

______

As the lions try to eat me  

I had a home that I adored

But now I’m laughed at or ignored

By the local wildlife  

The wild...

STUDENTS

Look at the wildlife

 CADY

The wild...

 STUDENTS

Get back to wild...

 CADY

The wild...

Where’s the bus?

Can I go back?

To my old

Wild life

 MR. DUVALL

Welcome to Northshore High!

*Please help with the blanks, I'm clueless about them.*

Note: Despite the title being officially "Wild Life", I decided to mostly type "wildlife" as that is the meaning that fits most of the time, however when it was refering to Cady's life in a possesive form I obviously used "wild life".

Credit to YouTube user Legion from writing almost all of this in the comments of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlXunXn2wUg, with only format and minor additions and corrections by me. Thanks for letting me use it! Since no one seems to have written lyrics for DC versions in the ENTIRE INTERNET, I decided to write them myself, specifically for the Opening Night in DC on October 31 2017. I want this to be as accurate as possible, so if you have any tiny correction or suggestion you can tell me, and I'll see if I edit this.

Fun fact: you wouldn't believe how many hours I spent trying to figure out it was Caitlyn Caussin who sang "Kelly, just ignore her". I had to compare the actress who sings it in the tour version where they brought back the line and see using the script which character's lines she also said thus determining which character she played. I'm assuming they didn't change the character in the tour, cause if they did then I'm screwed and we'll never know who it was lmao

#& juliet #and juliet musical #francois dubois #frankie my beloved

he’s so proud of himself

Was looking through vods and Ranboo cheered Blue Bats in dodgeball and also got happy seeing Tubbo 10th on leaderboard. Can someone send him the copypasta about parasocial relationships? Man needs it

Ranboo, this is how dangerous parasocial relationships can form. Tubbo doesn't love you. He can't love you. Tubbo doesn't KNOW you. He can appreciate you but he can't fucking love you.

I love Stacy Hirano. She's hogging the braincell, BUT ONLY when Candace is supposed to be the weird one. Literally any other time or interaction she's a total weirdo. She's a disco miniature golfing queen by pure accident because she's too ADHD to do what Candace asked. She thinks shooting an apple through a head is a boyfriend gift. She's more worried about spoilers for a horror movie she clearly suffered from than her bff's brother's pet being a sentient spy or the possibility of being mind wiped. She's terrible at lying about said spy. She is proud of herself for hooking up a VCR and DVD together. She's an underachiever yet becomes president of Uruguay. She enjoyed scrubbing a toilet and needed Candace to point out to her that was mean by her favourite band. She's clearly bisexual and basically rizzed up Vanessa and shocked Monty by casually explaining she knows them because she knows the goddamn platypus. DID I MENTION THE SHRINE FOR THE INVISIBLE FORCE OR HER HYPERFIXATION ON SHERLOCK HOLMES.

She's the Ultimate normal teen girl who's kind of a freak, and I love her. May she team up with Perry more than once.

I have math exams tomorrow 🔥