Hey, Don’t Cry. Nipple Piercings Visible Through Shirts. Okay?

“women in STEM” what about women in Victorian nightgowns? women in bloodstains? women in creaking old houses, and a state of barely contained homosexual desire?

Everyone should be able to express their small and mean opinions to someone who won't clutch their pearls about it. Being a bitch is a human right

straight friend groups be like: [blonde girl] [brunette girl] [kyle] [brad]

gay friend groups be like: [a polyamorous artist with a wooden finger] [a nonbinary mercenary raised by nuns to avenge their family] [the mercenary's best friend whos also in love with them] [a musician who cant read and invented the worlds first pyramid scheme] [a guy who used to sew dresses with his mom and now hes a pirate] [a guy who gets sucked silly in the rations closet] [a swedish guy who sleeps in a barrel] [a cook whos also a doctor] [nathaniel buttons]

We use “money doesn’t grow on trees” to imply that there wouldn’t be a shortage of wealth if money did grow on trees, but food grows on trees and we still have world hunger.

Hades : My entire life is just a test to see if i’ll commit suicide or homicide first

youtube to mp3 converters have done more for this country than the military ever will

“If I say ‘First of all,’, rum away because I have prepared research, data, and charts and I will destroy you.”

Slytherin