Made-of-hybris - El

hot girl summer is over it’s officially time for haunted whore halloween

“We both know I could rip you to shreds and do my nails at the same time.”

how can people enjoy shows without spending all of their freetime shitposting about them on tumblr and reading fanfiction of their ships until 3 am

WOW the takes I’ve seen today… y’all REALLY don’t know how performing careers work do you? I’m honestly almost offended. Where are the epitaphs for the Broadway singers who have to perform SIX nights a week for months? For the musicians in my circle who play in the pit, SIX SHOWS A WEEK, for YEARS. Sometimes decades. For the opera singers who learn FIVE HOURS of lieder at a time, for the musicians who perform sometimes two different operas every week, for me and my friends who rehearse four plus hours a day, then on concert days two hours plus a two hour concert (THESE ARE UNION APPROVED TIMES) not to fucking mention the HOURS upon HOURS we spend practicing our instrument on top of that, EVERY DAY. But oh because so and so releases an album every four years, because what’s-their-name hasn’t toured in years, yeah that’s the NORM, because that’s how the public thinks of celebrity performing artists, rich elitist sit-abouts who have no connection to the working class or the normal world, and yet you complain because Harry is ACTUALLY living the life of a performing artist instead of behaving like royalty and subsisting off his massive wealth? He’s not breaking a sweat in potato fields he’s putting on a SHOW. We do it all the time it’s a JOB you get USED to it, it’s not some superhuman feat that drains your soul like kryptonite, this is a grown ass human PERFORMING THE SAME SHOW MULTIPLE TIMES oh my god please never look an actual performing artist in the eye if you have any shreds of dignity left I’m—

can i bite you

only if it’s gay and you promise to be weird about it

girlobsessing. girlcrying. girldying.

Hey, don’t cry. Nipple piercings visible through shirts. Okay?

Hogwarts Houses as: Zombie Movies

Gryffindor:

Dawn of the Dead

Resident Evil

World War Z

Gryffindor likes the gore. And they like the action. They want to see people fighting hordes of zombies and winning against all odds.

Ravenclaw:

28 Days Later

Night of the Living Dead

Train to Busan

Ravenclaw likes their zombies movies to have a few brains. A good plot and believable zombies makes Ravenclaw happy. Add some character development and Ravenclaw is already making popcorn.

Hufflepuff:

Warm bodies

Pride, Prejudice and Zombies

ParaNorman

It’s not that Hufflepuff is a softy or doesn’t like gore. Hufflepuff doesn’t mind all that. But Hufflepuff wants a movie with heart and soul. A little bit of romance and some lighthearted jokes and Hufflepuff is there.

Slytherin:

Zombieland

Shaun of the Dead

I am Legend

Dark humour and gory zombies, these are the things that Slytherin wants in a zombie movie. Yes, I am Legend is technically not zombies, and not humourous, but Slytherin is a sucker for dogs that die in a movie.