bring back dr heinz doofenshmirtz
IF THEY DONT WANT ME TO FUCK THE VILLAIN THEN THEY NEED TO STOP MAKING THEM FUCKING HOT!!!!!!!
Harry screaming that specific part in Medicine Love On Tour, Paris, June 2023
straight friend groups be like: [blonde girl] [brunette girl] [kyle] [brad]
gay friend groups be like: [a polyamorous artist with a wooden finger] [a nonbinary mercenary raised by nuns to avenge their family] [the mercenary's best friend whos also in love with them] [a musician who cant read and invented the worlds first pyramid scheme] [a guy who used to sew dresses with his mom and now hes a pirate] [a guy who gets sucked silly in the rations closet] [a swedish guy who sleeps in a barrel] [a cook whos also a doctor] [nathaniel buttons]
Slytherin: I want someone to take me out
Ravenclaw: Like on a date or with a sniper gun?
Slytherin: Surprise me
anyway why is archery so fucking sexy
no thoughts. only sad gay vampires.
url inspired graphic ❥ narcissa black (for @transnarcissa )
there is nothing i wouldn’t do anymore!
this is in dutch/german/french/whatever language you don’t know how to read
it is from the 60s and racist
gratuitous untranslated greek/latin
greek/latin that is translated, but into french for some reason
this book went out of print in 1763
there is exactly one physical copy of this book left in the world and it is located in a library across the ocean
this was on a post about julius caesar