cardan: let’s talk about the emotions you’re feeling right now
jude: stabby
cardan: stabbing ... isn’t really an emotion, it’s more of an ... activity. which I hope you don’t do to me. see, an emotion is more of a feeling
jude: well maybe i feel stabby
Lainey Molnar
Me: *has twenty unread books at home*
Me: *buys eight more books*
Me: *re reads red white and royal blue*
No but imagine having to go on a quest with the prince you are sworn to protect, the queen of a different court who has a crush on aforementioned prince and the prince likes her back, and a prisoner who happens to be your ex, and both of you still have feelings for each other but you were on opposite sides of a war. The awkward situations fictional characters get into istg.
Kaz brekker is that you?!
So I heard you wanted to learn some gay slang from the 18th century
KAZZLE DAZZLE: The fandom nickname for Kaz Brekker, due to his sparkling personality.
Around 1977, Sirius showing up at Grimmauld at night to take his sensible little brother around the rowdy bits of London where the punk scene is developing and all his favourite people and pubs are, just trying to get this prim and proper little idiot to relax and at least try to act as though he likes these people
He's so wary of it that Sirius is practically parenting him, walking with a hand placed between his shoulders to keep him walking forward while reg looks around in fear
They absolutely meet some super chill lesbian with a massive Mohawk and millions of hand-made patches whom reg is terrified of until she decides to take him under her wing and off Sirius' hands for a couple of minutes to get to know him. To his surprise he has never felt so genuinely cared for in a conversation with a stranger before.
He ends up feeling so comfortable that on the tube journey back home, he's sitting in silence playing with the 'queer is punk' badge she gave him as he tries to process what just happened. Sirius is smugly sitting on the other side of the carriage watching the thoughts race through his mind and knowing he's planted a couple of seeds of doubt in his mind while also managing to do something together to bring them closer to being friends again
CITY OF BONES • 222, 223 • 231 • 235 • 243 • 256
CITY OF ASHES • 222, 223 • 262, 263 • 300, 301 • 369, 370
CITY OF GLASS • 73, 74 • 76 • 130, 131 • 157 • 175 • 222, 223 • 345 • 383, 384 • 386, 387, 388 • 424 • 479 • 487 • 490 CITY OF FALLEN ANGELS • 44 • 170 • 249, 250, 251, 252, 253 • 259, 260, 261, 262 • 293, 294, 295 • 306, 307, 308, 309, 310 • 372, 373, 374, 375, 376, 377, 378 • 413, 414, 415
CITY OF LOST SOULS • 28 • 31 • 44, 45, 46, 47, 48 • 65, 66, 67, 68 • 78, 79, 80, 81, 82, 83, 84 • 119, 120 • 158 • 161 • 178, 179 • 192, 193, 194 • 246, 247 • 265, 266 • 310, 311 • 354 • 396, 397 (fav scenes tbh) • 466, 467 • 491 • 499, 500, 501 • The Pages Which Shall Not Exist
CITY OF HEAVENLY FIRE • 34, 35, 36 • 40 • 43 • 45, 46, 47, 48, 49 • 59 • 61, 62, 63, 64, 65 • 123, 124, 125, 126, 127 • 231 • 273 [293 and 294 as bonus] • 311 • 338, 339, 340, 341 [356] • 381 • 387, the famous pie scene • 454 and 472 (Alec deserves a medal) • 508 • 514, 515, 516, 517 • 552, 553, 554 • 583, 584, 585, 586, 587, 588 • 621, 622, 623 • 636
I’m fucking dying. I got roasted in the best way possible.
#don’t mind me just crying my eyes out at seeing these six together