Kaz Brekker Is That You?!

Wanted: Dog Walker

6k words /// Rated G /// Louis/Harry

Louis needs a dog walker. 

Harry answers the ad. 

Written for @1dreversebang with art by @kingsofeverything

Kaz + what he thinks about Inej vs. what he tells her

Malec scenes with pages from the books

CITY OF BONES • 222, 223 • 231 • 235 • 243 • 256

CITY OF ASHES • 222, 223 • 262, 263 • 300, 301 • 369, 370

CITY OF GLASS • 73, 74 • 76 • 130, 131 • 157 • 175 • 222, 223 • 345 • 383, 384 • 386, 387, 388 • 424 • 479 • 487 • 490 CITY OF FALLEN ANGELS • 44 • 170 • 249, 250, 251, 252, 253 • 259, 260, 261, 262 • 293, 294, 295 • 306, 307, 308, 309, 310 • 372, 373, 374, 375, 376, 377, 378 • 413, 414, 415

CITY OF LOST SOULS • 28 • 31 • 44, 45, 46, 47, 48 • 65, 66, 67, 68 • 78, 79, 80, 81, 82, 83, 84 • 119, 120 • 158 • 161 • 178, 179 • 192, 193, 194 • 246, 247 • 265, 266 • 310, 311 • 354 • 396, 397 (fav scenes tbh) • 466, 467 • 491 • 499, 500, 501 • The Pages Which Shall Not Exist

CITY OF HEAVENLY FIRE • 34, 35, 36 • 40 • 43 • 45, 46, 47, 48, 49 • 59 • 61, 62, 63, 64, 65 • 123, 124, 125, 126, 127 • 231 • 273 [293 and 294 as bonus] • 311 • 338, 339, 340, 341 [356] • 381 • 387, the famous pie scene • 454 and 472 (Alec deserves a medal) • 508 • 514, 515, 516, 517 • 552, 553, 554 • 583, 584, 585, 586, 587, 588 • 621, 622, 623 • 636

Oh don’t mind me, just sitting here thinking about Kaz not wearing his gloves to the docks to meet Inej at the end of Crooked Kingdom and like why … Like pretty sure he legitimately thought he would just give her her ship and show her her parents and then … she was gonna leave him and he would never see her again. Because in his mind, he just wanted to make her as free and whole as he possibly could, give her everything he possibly could, before knowing she would leave because that’s what she wanted. And I mean yeah, he knew he was gonna tell her the berth would always be there if she wanted to come back, but I don’t think going into it that he really expected her to at that point … so why no gloves Kaz?? Probably because if that was gonna be the last time he ever saw her, he wanted to be able to touch her one last time in some way if she was open to that … . I can’t … I just can’t …

Neil Perry: I’m so laid back, I only care about 3 things in the world

Neil: My friends and family

Neil: Every person on this earth and their opinion of me

Neil: The crushing psychological weight of being alive

Neil: Oh, and Todd Anderson. I fucking love Todd!

Charlie “Nuwanda” Dalton: That’s more than three, captain

I lied, put your clothes back on. We’re going to talk about how the upcoming Netflix adaptation of “The Picture of Dorian Gray” completely goes against the meaning of the book. Oscar Wilde poured his heart and soul into this book to show an accurate representation of internalized homophobia, queer relationships in a time where it was frowned upon greatly, indoctrination, and so many other things of that nature. The fact that the adaptation is going to portray Dorian and Basil as brothers is absolutely disgusting, seeing as they are completely erasing the queer relationship between them. Oscar Wilde would be rolling in his grave if he knew this.

do you guys think it's possible for a fungus and an algae to on purposed kiss

It's you and me that's my whole world. They whisper in the hallway, "she's a bad, bad girl."

credit to https://twitter.com/nextleveisteph?s=21&t=rqfHErUrX2rhwl6_TvPYNg

No but I hot chocolate fudging HATE when I'm upset with my marks in some exam and then someone else is like, "Oh my gods that's not bad I got * insert even trashier score here*!" and then I have to assure them that their marks are good (even tho I probs do not think they are good) when all I want to do is dig a hole, crawl into it and eat ice cream in there until I die.