How Dare You Two Have A Conversation Without Me Even Though I Have Nothing To Do With Said Conversation

Funkytown.

(This is a wip for an animation I will be posting on my YouTube. This guy is definitely my favorite character and I like him a lot)

Here is my Spotify wrapped please ignore the among us my little brother used to use my Spotify account.

Dis ur post? /pos

No it’s Cool Jimbles, obviously

(Yeah it’s mine)

I find that my brain isn’t really working well, and I’m trying to go to the mechanic to get it fixed but whenever I do they say I’m “crazy” and that’s “not how humans work” smh.

Pish posh mish mosh hot shot. Who do you think made you those mind-altering inhibitors in the first place? A business major!?

Don't let my posh exterior fool you! I am one with the streets. Not a single cap in sight.

Song is 'Streichquartett No. 3, 'Kaiserquartett' In C Major, Op. 76: I. Allegro (First Part)' [Transcripts under cut.]

I live in a low income housing environment that goes by the government name of "Section 8." Me and a group of my allies control certain areas of this section in order to run our illegitimate business. We possess unregistered firearms, stolen vehicles, mind-altering inhibitors and only use cash for financial purchases. If anyone would like to settle unfinished altercations, I will be more than happy to release my address. I would like to warn you; I am a very dangerous person and I regularly disobey the law.

Me: woah my art is amazing I am the best I’m literally like a modern Leonardo Da Vinci or something

Literally anyone: ooh nice drawing!

Me: whaaaaat this old thing nah this is trash it’s literal garbage I’m a terrible artist I have no idea why you would compliment me of all people

Is uhhhh.... is this how people sell there souls? WHAT AM I AGREEING TO!?

You guys wish you were as good as me

I saw the original of this meme and I couldn’t help myself

“There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language, but I could never string enough words together to properly express how much I want to hit you with a chair”

- Loboto to Oleander probably