Pish posh mish mosh hot shot. Who do you think made you those mind-altering inhibitors in the first place? A business major!?
Don't let my posh exterior fool you! I am one with the streets. Not a single cap in sight.
Song is 'Streichquartett No. 3, 'Kaiserquartett' In C Major, Op. 76: I. Allegro (First Part)' [Transcripts under cut.]
I live in a low income housing environment that goes by the government name of "Section 8." Me and a group of my allies control certain areas of this section in order to run our illegitimate business. We possess unregistered firearms, stolen vehicles, mind-altering inhibitors and only use cash for financial purchases. If anyone would like to settle unfinished altercations, I will be more than happy to release my address. I would like to warn you; I am a very dangerous person and I regularly disobey the law.
A Jekyll and Hyde AU where everything is the same, except the elixir Jekyll drank was just straight black coffee.
“Bitter taste”
“Burns the tongue”
“Heat spreading strongly through my veins”
He looks so offended what did you tell him-
gay lanyon I mean gay robert I mean Dr. these nuts I MEAN
The guy from the song “Who can it be now” by Men at Work and the guy from the song “Controller” by Oingo Boingo are in a relationship
TSUPD SPOILERS
I was just about to sleep but then I got an idea for a Stanley Parable theory.
Ok here me out: the narrator is Stanley
The “Narrator” is a man who works in an office pushing buttons, and uses Stanley as a self insert of sorts (maybe that just is him) to go on these adventures in his maladaptive daydreams.
If this sounds far fetched, the exact thing has been done before in another game which I don’t want to spoil but I will give the name of if asked.
If this is the case, maybe the narrator has intrusive thoughts/trouble controlling his thoughts; this would explain endings where the narrator doesn’t want anything to happen but Stanley disobeys anyway (Zending, Skip button, etc.)
Like I said before, I was just about to sleep so I’m a bit tired. I just think it’s a neat concept.
I agree.
Short narrator. Reblog if you agree
I KNOW ITS CUTE BUT ITS INCORRECT!!! YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO UNHINGE YOUR JAW LIKE A SNAKE AMD EAT THEM ALL AT ONCE!!!! SEEDS AND EVERYTHING!!!
This is a call out post to Doctor Henry Jekyll, you eat your pomegranate seeds one at a time and I hate you for it.
he fucked that old man
imagine getting banned from social media for saying what stanley did to the narrator
Bucket my beloved. Anything for you….
it's me boy. I'm the bucket. speaking to you inside your brain. listen to me, boy. leave the narrator, we don't need him!
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