the batkids are strong in their own rights. they're used to protecting their friends and loved ones. they are the protective one in their teams.
however, whenever Bruce is around, all of a sudden they became kittens held by the mother. all those protective instincts? gone. they are now with their father and their job is to duck or satay away or run to safety when instructed. jumping in front of harm's way? that's dad's job. them's the rules.
Y'all are amazing. Reblog to hug the person you’re reblogging from.
reblog if you believe fanfics are as valid as books that were published and sold by authors who write as their main careers. I'm trying to prove a point
Reblog if you’re taller than Crash Bandicoot
OLAY so “idiots in love identity porn” won 🥳 which means I get to explain the ideas I’m having for this
1) Clark Kent is in love with Batman but he doesn’t care much for Bruce Wayne (ik most of them start out this way but hear me out) He finds the man to be exemplary while Bruce is kinda just “meh” yk? Not his type, like he’s conventionally attractive and his face is like everywhere cause he’s Bruce fucking Wayne but he’s only eh to Clark
And Bruce? Bruce thinks Clark Kent is adorable, and being well- the fucking Batman he’s already figured out that Superman’s civilian identity was Clark Kent, so now he’s stuck trying to decide wether or not he wants to pursue Superman because he’s into Clark, hopelessly so but he knows that Clark can’t stand Brucie and he doesn’t know what else to do without straight up revealing himself to the man cause the first rule of being a mask wearing vigilante is to not reveal ur identity (he probably made up the rule himself)
The only question now is what the catalyst would be, what makes Bruce decide to reveal himself (or does supes find out on his own?) How would I go about that—maybe something happened like an alien attack? Ooh that could be fun, an alien race comes to one of the Wayne galas with the intention of leaving with Bruce (they’ve been keeping tabs on him for one reason or another (I don’t have a reason yet…)) one that Clark’s covering and he gets to watch Bruce break character for a moment to defend himself, to which he then jumps in as Superman (it’s easy to sneak away when no one’s watching you) he comes defeats the alien leader alongside Bruce then they sneak off to the roof top for a sweet
“So you were Bruce the whole time?”
“Who else would I be?”
“And you knew that I was—“
“Clark Kent? Yes.”
“..huh.”
Kiss kiss the end
(It’ll be written better I swear I just need to pad out my thoughts yk)
OKAY I RHINK I GOT IT (im too indecisive i have not got it, however I have options)
Yes. To all of this. Just yes.
A dating service where matching is based on people’s search history exists. You’re a serial killer. You go on a date with a writer.
siigh
Starfire animated show: Neat! Will have to see the design before saying anything but this one's promising!
My Adventures With Green Lantern:
same crew as MAWS- same universe- same horrible foundations to build a universe from. I shiver at the thought of them handling characters like John Stewart, Alan Scott, or Simon Baz. Is Jessica Cruz gonna be a xenophobe too then. God I hate it here. GLTAS we miss you,,,
Super Powers show: This just feels like DCSHG but with less girls. I don't get what's the point of cancelling shows like GLTAS and DCSHG only to bring them back in a similar way. J'onn's gonna be the principal I guess which is an obvious place to put him in, but I'd have to hear more from this. Otherwise I feel meh about it.
Krypto shorts: okay. I am indifferent.
James Gunn on diversity in Trump's America: man you know you're being clowned on when the Variety writer is calling you ignorant lmao. I don't understand how you can be heading a character like Superman, an undocumented alien immigrant, and come out saying "oh my Superman isn't relevant to the current political climate" like a coward. I mean I can understand, because that's how Superman has been written for ages now by mostly white writers. Sigh. SSTK really is the only real one.
Bruce dropped out of medical school and as much as he tries to hide it, his kids all find out. Ofcourse they never let him live it down after that
Dick: Hey I'm dropping out of Gotham University
Bruce: What? You're quitting college halfway?! Unacceptable, you cannot just give up on your engineering degree-
Dick: I did not just hear the failed doctor say that
Bruce:
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Bruce, fuming: You left my side tonight to go and gallivant around with harley quinn? A villain?
Steph: So what if she's a villain, Bruce? Atleast the villain has a doctorate.
Bruce:
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Bruce, bandaging Duke's wound because Alfred was busy: There, all done
Duke: Woah, didn't expect that from a college dropout
Bruce:
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Bruce: Stop ignoring my orders in the field! You need to listen, I have more experience-
Jason, as red hood, with his english degrees: Which one of us actually has a degree?
Bruce:
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Tim: So I'm dropping out of high school
Bruce: You too?! First Dick and now you?!
Tim: No, first it was you, then Dick, and now me
Bruce:
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Bruce: Damian, your recent report card indicates you're falling behind in Biology
Damian: Tt. Must run in the family, then.
Bruce:
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Emo 21-year-old Bruce: You're not my father, Alfred!
Alfred: Quite right. I have a medical degree, and you don't.
Bruce:
I adore this concept so much!! It’s too cute ☺️
Sketches for @raghhhhhyperfixations Superbat Reverse Alien AU!! Love love love the idea of shadow alien Bruce being a silly little creature so here :))
More than enough people encouraged my rambling so I’m excited to present to you my time traveling concept/OU (original universe)!! Honestly I have no idea how to format this so I’m just gonna word vomit lol. Hopefully I’ll be better at putting my thoughts together coherently when/if I get asks about everyone!
Okay so super basically a bunch of college kids end up stumbling into an old lab on a closed off side of their campus (it’s very old so certain areas were closed off) being bored, tipsy and nosy they decide to snoop around and find a weird machine. Despite being warned by the smartest of the bunch (Nicole) to leave it tf alone. They don’t and it ends up shrouding the room in a bright light. One thing leads to another and they’re met with 4 people that definitely weren’t there before!
Please ask me more about them!! I’d love to tell everyone about them!