You are the God of Death, you are summoned by an cult to smite down the Goddess of Life’s forces in a war between the two faiths…you are extremely angered cause the Goddess is actually your wife since time immemorial and today is your anniversary
Right now, Maduro just made it so that Venezuelans can't get back inside Venezuela with an expired passport... and how do you get a new passport? Simple, you have to be inside the country to ask for it. How do you get in the country, then? You need a special paper that the consulates and embassies can give you.
Only they just cut relationships with many of the countries where a lot of Venezuelans emigrate to, which means no consulates or embassies. So basically, if you're in those countries, you are left stateless.
This means they very passive-agressively just banished several millions of people.
No superan al futbolista colombiano Efmamjjasond, llamado así por los meses del año.
Kudo siendo extremadamente rápido sin ninguna razón está en el personaje.
bruce and yoichi being extremely slow walkers who like to enjoy the view as they walk whereas kudo speed walks for absolutely no reason and has to wait a few minutes until they reach him
HAHAHA, ¡¡ESTE ES BUENO!!.
Izuku talking to the Vestiges: so what was your favorite moment before you died? It has to be the closest to when you died though.
Nana: my very last moments when I flipped off All for One and gave a sassy hair flip, just before he crushed me with a giant bolder.
Banjo: That one time when I dropkicked All for one using my blackwhip
2nd, still in the corner: I made All for one cry once
Yoichi: when I escaped the vault and left a recording of my voice that was triggered by the vault door opening that had me cursing him out and telling him that next time he wants to keep someone in a vault to take care of their mental state too, because I'm coming for him.
Everyone: silence
2nd: when did this happen?
Yoichi: I had it recorded for a while, it was supposed to be either for my funeral or for a last message when i got out sort of thing. I set it up while you guys were getting some stuff to take with us back to camp but I had almost nothing to pack so I just did that and then shoved everything I owned into a bag.
Izuku: that sounds fun.
Aizawa, walking in on the conversation: Izuku who are you talking to?
Izuku, looking him dead (haha) in the eyes: dead people. They are talking about the best experiences they had before death.
Aizawa, tired: and why does that sound fun?
Izuku, forgetting to give Aizawa context: well, the one who is all for one's brother left him a voice recording telling him off once he was able to escape the vault he put him in, that's what sounds fun. Not being in the vault, but the voice recording.
(I will let you continue this before I get out of hand and use too much space for the ask space to handle)
(im just laughing my ass off at this it's funny as fuck thank you for the ask!)
aizawa sitting down next to izuku : okay so... what else was the others best moments?
izuku : nana flipped him off and did a sassy hair flip! Banjo drop kicked him with the help of blackwip! second made him cry! ans ofc yoichis! so someone else go!
aizawa pale : how did they die again?
izukj : all for one. they all died to him apart from the 4th!
aizawa : Oh....
en: I mean I told him to go suck a rubber duck before throwing a bunch of them at him..
izuku snorting laughing : YOU DID WHAT?
aizawa : what they do?
izuku : en threw a bunch of rubber ducks at all for one while telling him to go fuck himself with them!
aizawa chucking : okay that's good.
third : I gave him a clone nose and wig and told him to go be with his brethren
izuku : WHAT... HAHAHA FUCK OFF REALLY?
aizawa : care to share?
izuku : pffttt 3rd gave him a clown nose and wig and told him to be with his brethren!
aizawa snorting a little : pfft that's amazing
izuku nodding : well now I feel like I gotta step up when I die.
aizawa : no.
one for all users : absolutely not.
izuku : dahm shut down so fast....
love valley - shigaraki brothers short pmv
Mi abuela me regaño por reírme demasiado fuerte y me mandó a dormir, amo Tumblr.
5 headcanons where AFO went into the shadows because excessive exposure to his "lovely" personality was making too many Heroes.
What this isn't canon? Haha. This has been happening over many generations:
All for One stole ice cream from two younger children as a teenager. Those children were Second and Third, and they vowed revenge.
All for One saved Crimson Riot's life as a child because he was trying (and failing) to steal his quirk. This inspired Crimson Riot to become a hero.
Gran Torino was originally an employee of All for One but quit because All for One forgot to pay him.
All for One accidentally inspired the entire underground hero industry with an online rant about how heroes seek glory.
Nezu was going to become a villain because of his tragic past. However he only lasted a day working for All for One before the monologues drove him to quit.
Endeavor and All for One were online buddies. All for One gave him advice on good PR and handling his family. This helped Endeavor rise to the top in his career and totally ruin his family. All for One thought he was mentoring a young villain and was very annoyed when he realized. He later kidnapped Touya for revenge.
Kirishima was inspired by Crimson Riot, creating the second generation of All for One's mistakes.
Alimenten esté Au, tengo hambre (siempre tengo hambre).
(Ps, his mouth/bottom face being covered by shadows is a play on how AFO’s upper face was seemingly always covered by shadows)
previously:
Mother Earth isn’t just a metaphor. The entire Earth ecosystem is in fact a sapient whole. The only reason we don’t see aliens is because Mother Earth is super xenophobic and kills any non-terran life that appears. Aliens learned this the hard way and are not sure how to handle humans.
Vegeta was actually meant to be taller, but as he was growing up Frieza had starved and locked him in closed spaces from time to time as punishment, or simple amusement, and it affected his growth.
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The reason powerscaling your faves against Goku is a fool's errand isn't because Goku is really strong, it's because most shonen protagonists have explicit limitations on their powers and hard and fast rules to what they can and cannot do, while Goku is a mythic folk hero whose feats are akin to divine miracles.