Alimenten esté Au, tengo hambre (siempre tengo hambre).
(Ps, his mouth/bottom face being covered by shadows is a play on how AFO’s upper face was seemingly always covered by shadows)
previously:
so like.. what if both of them had long hair
Or what if both of them had short hair?
I lowkey want to read a fic where they both look identical and are constantly mixed up with one another. What if AFO’s underling’s constantly mistake Yoichi for him, embarrassingly much, and Yoichi is able to use this to his advantage?
how would Second and Third react?
extra doodles of the Shiggy twins together:
Ay, como amó ésto.♥️
Incorrect AFO&yoichi brothers quotes bc they're cool characters
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AFO: Here's some advice
Yoichi: I didn't ask for any
AFO: Too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me
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AFO: Am I going too far?
Yoichi: No, no, no. You went too far about seven hours ago. Now you're going to prison.
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Yoichi: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?
AFO: You mean literally or figuratively?
Yoichi: Honestly, the fact that I have to specify...
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AFO: I'm a reverse necromancer.
Yoichi: Isn't that just killing people?
AFO: Ah, technicality.
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Yoichi: How petty can you get?
AFO: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.
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Yoichi: Violence isn't the answer.
AFO: You’re right.
Yoichi: *sighs in relief*
AFO: Violence is the question.
Yoichi: What?
AFO, bolting away: And the answer is yes.
Yoichi, running after him: NO-
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AFO: i went through an entire character arc during quarantine
AFO: i became more evil if you’re curious
Yoichi: We're still in quarantine, don't worry, there's time for a redemption arc still!
AFO: i’m going to get worse on purpose
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Yoichi: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It's terrible for the environment!
AFO: Yeah! Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!
Vegeta: Trunks, get back her- DON'T YOU RUN FROM ME! Stop pulling my hair! That is not food! Get down from there this instant! No! Don't you destroy that! TRUNKS! STOP THAT!
Nappa, sitting in armchair, watching everything: Feel my pain, Vegeta. Feel my pain.
Stanley Pines. My favorite antihero. I love him so much.
We have all seen the concept that being in a relationship with a villain is better than a hero. The hero will sacrifice you to save the world versus the villain who will sacrifice the world to save you.
Sanley Pines decides to do that for his Estranged Brother. He decides to risk the entire dimension so that he could get his brother back. His brother who
Stanley assumed hated him.
Had already not spoken to Stanley for 10 years.
upon speaking to him for the first time in 10 years, tries to send Stanley away permanently.
Stanley will always blame himself for losing in the first place. Even tho both times it was an accident.
And to do so Stanley who
has been considered by everybody, including himself, to be "the dumb twin"
was written off by his high school as a FUTURE FAILURE,
was disowned by his family for his mistake,
spends 30 years learning quantum mechanics, welding, circuitry, and numerous other academic/trade fields to bring his brother home. All things that were originally done by Tech Genius Fiddleford McGucket or GT kid Stanford who still had help from a literal actual God/demon. And STANLEY IS SUCCESSFUL.
Stanley SUCCESSFULY fakes his own death to make sure that nobody questions the disappearance of his brother in order to buy himself enough time to get his brother back. He did this so effectively that his own family bought it.
To be incredibly clear, Stanley does become a traditional hero when he sacrifices himself to save the world. But also, Stanley didn't do it to save the world. He did it to save his family, spesificaly his brother, niece and nephew. And he does it by perfectly impersonating the brother that He hasn't known in 40 years. He impersonates him so well that he TRICKS THE LITERAL ACTUAL DEITY THAT HIS BROTHER HAD A RELATIONSHIP WITH. Because as dumb and aloof and unbothered as Stanley Pines tries to appear, he is genuinely one of the smartest and most caring characters in gravity falls. It's just not the book smarts and conventional love that everybody typically looks for. (Stanley censoring himself in front of the kids while also letting them break the law is hilarious and I love him)
This is not to say that Mr mystery did nothing wrong. There are a lot of things that he did wrong and a lot of things that he could have handled better but. That being said he is still my favorite because he is so human and still tries so hard. I don't know, man, there is something super endearing about the amount of effort he puts into his family. He's an incredibly well written character. And listen I understand that 30 years is a long time and if I was Stanford I would be mad but also, but if my supposed screw-up sibling managed to understand and rebuild a portal But I needed help from a literal actual god/demon to create I would be impressed as hell. And Ford only said thank you because he felt obligated to. (Which again is the hero mindset of all sacrifice you to save the world because Ford is sacrificing his relationship with Stanley again to save the world)(and Stanley just wants his brother back so even though Ford doesn't mean the apology Stan still takes it because at least it was said)
I know this comes off anti Ford, which is not how it's intended, I love Ford so much and I'll do a post for him later. (If I remember) I just feel like Stanley is slept on so much for being such a wonderful character. And gahhhhh this show is so good and I love these old men.
Do you think the twins would have looked more alike without TTS? Maybe their appearance would be more in the middle than the two extremes they canonically are
hmm. interesting question. the TTS (twin-to-twin transfusion) syndrome is certainly cause for Yoichi's more frail constitution, but before AfO beefed up, AfO also had a kind of delicate, dare i say cherubic, quality to his appearance.
(i'm on the team of "they share the same nose, if anything" btw)
unanswered questions: how come AfO kept getting his hair cut short while Yoichi's hairstyle seems perpetually shoulder-length?? did the stress of holding so many vestiges cause premature hair loss for AfO?? was Yoichi never introduced to hair ties??
because i cope with humor. ⚠️massive spoilers for mha, chapter 410⚠️
Mother Earth isn’t just a metaphor. The entire Earth ecosystem is in fact a sapient whole. The only reason we don’t see aliens is because Mother Earth is super xenophobic and kills any non-terran life that appears. Aliens learned this the hard way and are not sure how to handle humans.
Pobre futuro Trunks, nunca puede tener nada, ni siquiera un Goten.
you guys ever think about future trunks not having his own goten
In the club