the negotiator ⭐
PATCHOULI KNOWLEDGE FROM TOUHOU PROJECT
VS
[YOUR FRIEND] PALPATINE FROM STAR WAR
CHECK THE RULES AND CHOOSE THEIR FATE
The Owl House fandom is very funny bcos at one end you have the Lumity shippers but then at the other end you have the people who are obsessed with the Bone Pit
Shout out to my dad and the time he texted me from the living room “going to watch a show, i think you’ll like it ;)” and it was Naruto and when he starts talking about ramen my dad leans over and goes “i thought you’d relate to this”
sasusaku shipper X sasunaru shipper 40k words, enemies to lovers, slowburn, unresolved sexual tension, english is not my first language fic
Ya know i get so caught up in trying to appeal to strangers that I barely ever post or reblog. because I worry that if people only follow me for owl house content I’ll annoy them with my shitty star wars opinions and silly personal anecdotes. But I love Star Wars and Gravity Falls and Billie Eilish and a hundred other things because I’m an actual person. So fuck it I’m here to have a good fun time and I’m not letting anxiety about pleasing strangers get in my way.
Say hi if you’re into any of these things lets be friends and have fun time together on this silly little website.
Seeking for temptation in desperate times might not be the best idea, but what else have you got left?
"Don't you want devoted followers?"
"Who leave their families for you,"
"give their money to you,"
"give their bodies to you,"
"give up their lives for you,"
"CONSIDER YOU GOD,"
"and will kill for you."
"Don't you want to become a cult leader?"
"Since the death of God there's been a vacancy open."
"You could fill that void, here's how."
-—-—-—-
[Drops dead]
Finally! After weeks of being busy and procrastination I finally finished this comic. The idea came to me in the form of a TikTok sound (but I already wanted to make something for the cult part of my AU).
Also, I put an Easter egg in the comic, let's see how many of you find it. (It's pretty hard to find, so good luck)
PS: Question. How many of you would actually be interested in me posting about one of my Gravity Falls OC's? I've made comics and such for this one (and she interacts with Bill rather than the Pines, since she works at the Theraprism and all that).
My theory is that in the blast everyone was sent to their og timeline, but Loki's and Sylvie's time lines had been reseted/deleted so they will be sent wherever and they'll have to search for the TVA agents in their respective time lines. Maybe we'll see Mobius in a Jet Ski and B-15 before they got her bc I feel like nobody talks about B-15 enough.
Edit: Though I have my doubts that they will use the "I don't know you trope again" is possible that the Mobius/B-15 they find is the one before the kidnapped and who kidnapped them was Loki (a popular theory from what ive seen) and would also explain Mobius fixation on Loki variants even if he doesn't remember
My favourite Star Wars movie, actually
Fucking GARBAGE OKAY THAN-
here's a random word generator--whatever word it gives you is now the thing you are the deity of
Bless the screaming citadel and shattered empire for being the only comics to depict Luke as beautifully as he is
💛Cosie🌼she/her💗🤍🧡In to many fandoms to count
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