Sasusaku Shipper X Sasunaru Shipper 40k Words, Enemies To Lovers, Slowburn, Unresolved Sexual Tension,

Random thought:

Loki and Mobius find a hurt stray cat. It's agressive, bites, doesn't trust anyone, etc. But Mobius insists on taking it in, and Loki gives in.

None of them has ever had an actual pet before, but they try. They let the cat hide when they get home and don't pressure it to come out. They get food and water and leave it close by.

Mobius is the one who gets the cat's trust first though, and it's actually kind of sudden? One day Loki gets home and the little hairball is just curled up in Mobius's lap.

He's actually kind of impressed.

"What did you do?"

"Nothing specific. I guess the poor thing just needed to feel safe."

"This 'poor thing' has bitten and scratched both of us several times."

"Scared animals do that, Loki. Not very different from people."

A small moment of silence, and suddenly Mobius is smirking, and Loki knows exactly where this is going.

"You know, now that I think about it..."

"Don't."

"I guess I just have experience with hurt and scared little things who act like they're angry when they just need care."

"Don't you dare compare me to this creature."

"I wasn't going to, but hey, you said it."

"I hate you."

Growing up is realizing that i can watch the same movie every single day and there are no consequences. It doesn’t matter.

BEHOLD, Perry the Platypus, the HYDRATE-INATOR! Every single person who sees this must drink a glass of water, and soon I will have hydrated the ENTIRE TRI-STATE AREA!

now why was grover’s searchers license a green carnation on his lapel. they REALLY need to find pan bc the chemicals in the water are turning the freakin satyrs gay

Because there are people I trust with him even less than the Disney company.

SPOILERS LOKI S2 EP4

My theory is that in the blast everyone was sent to their og timeline, but Loki's and Sylvie's time lines had been reseted/deleted so they will be sent wherever and they'll have to search for the TVA agents in their respective time lines. Maybe we'll see Mobius in a Jet Ski and B-15 before they got her bc I feel like nobody talks about B-15 enough.

Edit: Though I have my doubts that they will use the "I don't know you trope again" is possible that the Mobius/B-15 they find is the one before the kidnapped and who kidnapped them was Loki (a popular theory from what ive seen) and would also explain Mobius fixation on Loki variants even if he doesn't remember

Palpatine: My boy, I'm afraid to report that Master Kenobi is very likely sleeping with your wife.

Anakin, who knows for a fact that Obi-Wan is sleeping with his Commander, a good chunk of Ghost company, the Organas and Quinlan Vos: ...where is he finding the fucking time???

Palpatine, oblivious: Oh I've heard from some very reliable sources that-

Anakin: *pulls out a spexcel spreadsheet, the 3rd System Army's shared spoogle calender and a calculator*

Anakin: Your Excellency. That's just. not logistically possible.

Fucking GARBAGE OKAY THAN-

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