" reblog this if you-"
Shut it.
(AND IT ALWAYS BE THE MOST OBVIOUS STUFF LIKE "reblog if you dont hate gay ppl๐ฅบ")
So I just went to look at the tr x reader tag for a split second and I'd just like to say... WTF ARE YALL ON LIKE NO SRSLY COULD YALL NOT BE INTO MORE SCARIER SHIT I JUST SAW AT LEAST 4 NECROPHILIA POST ABOUT THIS DUDE NAMED BANJI OR SOME SHIT....I'm scared for my life.
wait were supposed to hate Olivia Rodrigo . . .๐ gusse i didnt get the memo
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True, but I would rather them not post it on a platform with lost of minors especially when it evolves grooming ,s/a or r4p3 but for the most part I agree.
Hot take: Just because someone creates dark content doesnโt make them weird or a bad person.
pairing โ albedo x Gn!reader
Word count โ 1.1k
Summary โ in the caption + modern AU + gn!reader with bad memory + established realtionship
Cw โ none :))
Genre โ fluff
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Now playing โ my kind of woman - mac demarco
โIโm outside do you have everything?โ
a soft notification came from your phone as you saw the text from albedo, heโs stated that he was outside your residence, better get a move on!
While you stroll down your stairs checking over if you're missing anything due to your forgetful memory, it really was a pain in the ass sometimes do you know how many trips back you had to take because you forgot something, because of that albedo developed a habit of coming with you on certain trips. well, no time to waste, sliding open the car door and taking a seat.
โDo you have everything?โ
โYes I made sure!โ
โEven your credit card?โ
โShit. lemme get i-โ
โNo need, I was planning on paying anyway.โ
โNo wait, donโt tell me I forgot something important again, is it my birthday?โโ
โAhah, no itโs not your birthday, I simply just want to pay. Thereโs no problem is there?โ
โNo, not at all.โ
โGreat.โ
The slightest smile appeared on his face, heโs the sweetest thing ever. You swear this man has no idea how much you adore him not to mention how happy he made you. His smile, his eyes down to his everything there wasnโt a thing about this man that wasnโt absolutely breathtaking. You dared to say it even the way this man looks at you was utter perfection. How he made you feel like or why you even feel like this is all a blur but you assume it to be this thing called love. Your in love, youโre in love with him.
โ[name] are you ok? Youโve been staring for quite a while.โ
โNothing, itโs just you.โ
โMe?โ
โYes you! Your face, your eyes everything itโs nice to just look at you.โ
โIโm unaware of where that came from but thank you, I take your compliments quite dearly.โ
A nice moment between both of you, you wish things could stay like this forever. Itโs peaceful you like it. Not to fear though you knew somehow this wouldnโt be the end of these comforting domestic moments but it would be the end of this one seeing as you were at your destination.
โWere here.โ
โI can see that I have a bad memory, not eyesight.โ
โI was just checking. You never know, one day I might have to drag you to the ophthalmologist.โ
โ oh please if anyone here needs glasses itโs you!โ
โIโve checked multiple times before and my vision is at an optimal standard.โ
โWhatever makes you sleep at night!โ
Asideing the married couple bickering you two had just gone through, you stepped out of the car looking over the list but you feel something dripping on your head a liquid like substance falling on your head.
โbedo itโs raining!โ
โIโm well aware, do you believe me when I say you need glasses now?โ
โNope, not at all!โ
โWhat is my explanation not good enough for you?โ
โI just donโt need glasses, we should go inside instead of standing here like weirdosโ
โAs you sayโ
Walsting over to the grocery store albedo hands you his umbrella, you didnโt say anything just giving him a soft smile in appreciation, times like this were wonderful love without interruption is such a blissful feeling and you were even more ecstatic about the fact that you were doing this with him. The clashing and rolling of the carts didnโt bother you at all it was a familiar sound Mabey even a comforting one, was it, or maybe everything like a daydream, when bedo, โs around.
โNow that weโre here do you have the list?โ
โMhm just like you said!โ
โLovely.โ
A long 34 minutes of asking albedo if you could get stuff but who was he to deny you and honestly he doesnโt mind doing this with you, maybe he even likes doing arbitrary things with you, albedo loving something other than Klee and science now that was unheard of! I mean until he met you, who knew the scientist would be in love with such random domestic activity certainly not him, but yet still these small moments with you meant everything to him.
โAlbedo what do you think of eggos waffles?โ
โEggo what?โ
โEggo waffles! Theyโre basically just waffles.โ
โIf you like them we can get them.โ
Walking back over to the self-serve cashier machine laying out all the stuff you bought which to a while since you had quite a bit of stuff in your cart.
โThat will be $462.54!~โ
Looking at the alarmingly large number on the screen you lifted your hand to grab some stuff from the shopping cart.
โSorry bedo ill put this ba-โ
A fell a sudden pressure on your wrist stops you from picking up any more items.
โWhat are you doing I said id pay remember?โ
โWell yes I remember thatโs quite a lot of money especially since non of this stuff is specifically for youโ
โYes, itโs not for me because this is your shopping trip.โ
โWill you let me pay you back after?โ
โNo.โ
After those words, you heard a beep and a robotic voice.
โYour purchase is completed thank you for shopping!~โ
โAlbedo!โ
โBut you said youโd let me pay?โ
โYeah, not 400 usd!โ
โWell, itโs not like we can reverse it now how about I drive you back now.โ
โWeโre leaving already? But the air feels so cool!โ
โIf you want an air conditioner I can bu-โ
โNope! No more spending lets goโ
Walking back over into the rain with bags and finally settling into the car. a peaceful drive home even though you and albedo go back and forth it was never serious, just another thing to love about him. The street light flashing buy as you pace by the night sky has never looked better you see things start to slow down as the street become more familiar oh you were home!
Both stepping out of the car albedo offered to help you with packing out the stuff seeing as to the sheer amount of them. carrying on with some nice meaningless conversations that you still valued all because they were with him, and he thought the same about albedo was not the talkative time talking with you was something he quite enjoyed.
โOk that's about it, I hope you got everything you wantedโ
โI did, thank you bedo I couldnโt express it enough.โ
โA thank will be fine, ill be on my way now get some sleep ok [name].โ
โYou to albedo! By the way.โ
He stopped in his tracks herring your words, a bit brought back by you holding his face so dearly and closely bringing him in for a kiss
โI love you!โ
โI love you too [name].โ
He cant wait for more moments with you especially ones like these.
A.n โ just some bedo fluff for yall since I have a lot of angst plans>:)
I'm fighting the urge to make object insertion smut where albedo fucks u with his paint brush...
("But star you said you can't write smut" I'll learn for albedo smh๐๐ฅฑ)
Yea, I bag all the bitches yumemi would be head over heels for me๐คท๐พโโ๏ธโผ /j
Let's be real for a sec. If your fav was real, Do you think they could have been your partner or would've even liked you back?
writersโฆi am beggingโฆuse a readmore, please. weโre all so tired.
I moved blogs, my stuff will be on here still but I won't post anymore. I'm still writing as always just changed my url and stuff!
ส new acc : navi ษ
Some of yall be writing about the most atrocious morally wrong shit and then go
Dni if you have a piss kink๐ฅบ๐ฅบ!!