Yea, I Bag All The Bitches Yumemi Would Be Head Over Heels For Me🤷🏾‍♀️‼ /j

Yea, I Bag All The Bitches Yumemi Would Be Head Over Heels For Me🤷🏾‍♀️‼ /j

Yea, I bag all the bitches yumemi would be head over heels for me🤷🏾‍♀️‼ /j

Yea, I Bag All The Bitches Yumemi Would Be Head Over Heels For Me🤷🏾‍♀️‼ /j

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3 years ago

EEE KANDI YOU'VE DONE IT AGAIN THIS IS THE CUTEST THING I'VE EVERY SCENE

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   (。ー∀ー)ε≦。)  〜♡

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EEE KANDI YOU'VE DONE IT AGAIN THIS IS THE CUTEST THING I'VE EVERY SCENE

just some of my own albedo things i think about because i’m in love with him and i will never stop loving him

Just Some Of My Own Albedo Things I Think About Because I’m In Love With Him And I Will Never Stop

albedo who let’s you see him when he is at his most vulnerable, who let’s you see the frustration and fear when he thinks too much about the possibility of him destroying Mondstadt, the possibility of destroying you.

albedo who let’s you hold him and twirl a few strands of his ash blonde hair between your fingers as you whisper sweet nothings and affirmations to him that cause him to hold you just a tad bit tighter.

albedo who will let you take his hair and braid it for him in the late evenings or early mornings before he finishes a new experiment he’s been working on, or finishes papers he’s been writing for hours.

albedo who is so in love with you that he writes his own love poems in between tests and experiments. albedo who sometimes will read those love poems to you when you’re fast asleep, holding you close to his chest as he softly whispers each word with adoration in his eyes.

the same albedo that has tiny sketches and doodles of you on his notes and on many pages of his journal. occasionally showing ones he’s really fond of to you or sucrose, that’s not to say that he doesn’t love every single sketch he makes of you though because they’re all special in some way<33

the one and only albedo who’s chalk heart beats only for you. every little glance, softly spoken words or gentle touches from you that causes his artificial heart to beat a little faster as he thinks to himself ‘yes, this is what love feels like’

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3 years ago
Tumblr, Dont Play With Me Rn.
Tumblr, Dont Play With Me Rn.
Tumblr, Dont Play With Me Rn.

Tumblr, dont play with me rn.

Tumblr, Dont Play With Me Rn.

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3 years ago

WAIT NO CUS THIS IS INTERESTING

brainrotting so hard over this but what if... when God! darling arrives in teyvat, they're not regarded as an imposter but because of they look exactly like the creator, they regard them as the creator's reincarnation


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3 years ago

fuck it,I'm gonna redo my whole masterlist

3 years ago

I have like 37 wip's but I wanna do a dazia!reader x whoever OR MAYBE EVEN A YUMEKO!READER X ? HMMM OR LIKE CHIAKI! READER OR EVEN A NAGITO! READER HMMMMM I REALLY ZONT KNOWWWW


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3 years ago

i just recently found your blog but omg i just wanted to say how i literally keep rereading your works, you write so well i love itt

OH MY YOUR SO SWEET I MIGHT DIE, THANKS I LOVE TO HERE THAT YOU LIKE IT I'M WORKING ON 2 RN!

I Just Recently Found Your Blog But Omg I Just Wanted To Say How I Literally Keep Rereading Your Works,

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3 years ago

Grocery shopping with albedo

Grocery Shopping With Albedo

pairing — albedo x Gn!reader

Word count — 1.1k

Summary — in the caption + modern AU + gn!reader with bad memory + established realtionship

Cw — none :))

Genre — fluff

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Grocery Shopping With Albedo

“I’m outside do you have everything?”

a soft notification came from your phone as you saw the text from albedo, he’s stated that he was outside your residence, better get a move on!

While you stroll down your stairs checking over if you're missing anything due to your forgetful memory, it really was a pain in the ass sometimes do you know how many trips back you had to take because you forgot something, because of that albedo developed a habit of coming with you on certain trips. well, no time to waste, sliding open the car door and taking a seat.

“Do you have everything?”

“Yes I made sure!”

“Even your credit card?”

“Shit. lemme get i-”

“No need, I was planning on paying anyway.”

“No wait, don’t tell me I forgot something important again, is it my birthday?’”

“Ahah, no it’s not your birthday, I simply just want to pay. There’s no problem is there?”

“No, not at all.”

“Great.”

The slightest smile appeared on his face, he’s the sweetest thing ever. You swear this man has no idea how much you adore him not to mention how happy he made you. His smile, his eyes down to his everything there wasn’t a thing about this man that wasn’t absolutely breathtaking. You dared to say it even the way this man looks at you was utter perfection. How he made you feel like or why you even feel like this is all a blur but you assume it to be this thing called love. Your in love, you’re in love with him.

“[name] are you ok? You’ve been staring for quite a while.”

“Nothing, it’s just you.”

“Me?”

“Yes you! Your face, your eyes everything it’s nice to just look at you.”

“I’m unaware of where that came from but thank you, I take your compliments quite dearly.”

A nice moment between both of you, you wish things could stay like this forever. It’s peaceful you like it. Not to fear though you knew somehow this wouldn’t be the end of these comforting domestic moments but it would be the end of this one seeing as you were at your destination.

“Were here.”

“I can see that I have a bad memory, not eyesight.”

“I was just checking. You never know, one day I might have to drag you to the ophthalmologist.”

“ oh please if anyone here needs glasses it’s you!”

“I’ve checked multiple times before and my vision is at an optimal standard.”

“Whatever makes you sleep at night!”

Asideing the married couple bickering you two had just gone through, you stepped out of the car looking over the list but you feel something dripping on your head a liquid like substance falling on your head.

“bedo it’s raining!”

“I’m well aware, do you believe me when I say you need glasses now?”

“Nope, not at all!”

“What is my explanation not good enough for you?”

“I just don’t need glasses, we should go inside instead of standing here like weirdos”

“As you say”

Walsting over to the grocery store albedo hands you his umbrella, you didn’t say anything just giving him a soft smile in appreciation, times like this were wonderful love without interruption is such a blissful feeling and you were even more ecstatic about the fact that you were doing this with him. The clashing and rolling of the carts didn’t bother you at all it was a familiar sound Mabey even a comforting one, was it, or maybe everything like a daydream, when bedo, ’s around.

“Now that we’re here do you have the list?”

“Mhm just like you said!”

“Lovely.”

A long 34 minutes of asking albedo if you could get stuff but who was he to deny you and honestly he doesn’t mind doing this with you, maybe he even likes doing arbitrary things with you, albedo loving something other than Klee and science now that was unheard of! I mean until he met you, who knew the scientist would be in love with such random domestic activity certainly not him, but yet still these small moments with you meant everything to him.

“Albedo what do you think of eggos waffles?”

“Eggo what?”

“Eggo waffles! They’re basically just waffles.”

“If you like them we can get them.”

Walking back over to the self-serve cashier machine laying out all the stuff you bought which to a while since you had quite a bit of stuff in your cart.

“That will be $462.54!~”

Looking at the alarmingly large number on the screen you lifted your hand to grab some stuff from the shopping cart.

“Sorry bedo ill put this ba-”

A fell a sudden pressure on your wrist stops you from picking up any more items.

“What are you doing I said id pay remember?”

“Well yes I remember that’s quite a lot of money especially since non of this stuff is specifically for you”

‘Yes, it’s not for me because this is your shopping trip.”

“Will you let me pay you back after?”

“No.”

After those words, you heard a beep and a robotic voice.

“Your purchase is completed thank you for shopping!~”

“Albedo!”

“But you said you’d let me pay?”

“Yeah, not 400 usd!”

“Well, it’s not like we can reverse it now how about I drive you back now.”

‘We’re leaving already? But the air feels so cool!”

“If you want an air conditioner I can bu-”

“Nope! No more spending lets go”

Walking back over into the rain with bags and finally settling into the car. a peaceful drive home even though you and albedo go back and forth it was never serious, just another thing to love about him. The street light flashing buy as you pace by the night sky has never looked better you see things start to slow down as the street become more familiar oh you were home!

Both stepping out of the car albedo offered to help you with packing out the stuff seeing as to the sheer amount of them. carrying on with some nice meaningless conversations that you still valued all because they were with him, and he thought the same about albedo was not the talkative time talking with you was something he quite enjoyed.

“Ok that's about it, I hope you got everything you wanted”

“I did, thank you bedo I couldn’t express it enough.”

“A thank will be fine, ill be on my way now get some sleep ok [name].”

“You to albedo! By the way.”

He stopped in his tracks herring your words, a bit brought back by you holding his face so dearly and closely bringing him in for a kiss

“I love you!”

“I love you too [name].”

He cant wait for more moments with you especially ones like these.

A.n — just some bedo fluff for yall since I have a lot of angst plans>:)


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3 years ago
Going On A Two Week Break Lol, School Kicking My Ass💀.🍥
Going On A Two Week Break Lol, School Kicking My Ass💀.🍥
Going On A Two Week Break Lol, School Kicking My Ass💀.🍥
Going On A Two Week Break Lol, School Kicking My Ass💀.🍥

Going on a two week break lol, school kicking my ass💀.🍥

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3 years ago

Tranquil Place. . .

Tranquil Place. . .

Xiao x implied fem!reader

[Hu tao mentioned]

Word count - 514

Cw - jealousy if you squint, cursing

Genre - fluff with the tiniest bit of angst and slightly suggestive

Summary - reader & Xiao go out to a lake hu tao mentioned!

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Tranquil Place. . .

Deciding to go to a nearby lake at the last minute was not your best idea, but you weren't one to go back on your word, now were you? heading up the stairs to your bedroom, rushing to get dressed

"mascara, check; bath suit, check. God, I know I'm fucking missing something, but what? Oh shit... My hair, well, I don't have time to straighten it, and nor do I have any skills to do anything fancy... or at all, so I guess I'll just make do with this.

You grabbed your brush (or whatever you use, I know some of you use different stuff) and put it in a [insert hairstyle], walking down the stairs as you did before.

"YOU KNOW YOU CAN TURN DOWN YOUR HEADLIGHTS RIGHT XIAO?" a sudden light flashed out of you, almost blinding. The car's lights dimmed.

"Sorry about that," mumbles a soft voice from the car you're about to enter.the door slams as you enter the car, you notice the lights are turned off.

"Where is this spoused lake?" "Hutao told me it's not too far from her, just 3 lefts, 1 right, and you're there! You said, looking at the directions that Hutao had given you."

"You know, I don't like you hanging out with that girl," Xiao said with genuine concern, but there was a hint of jealousy in his words,

"You know, she gives me like a 50% discount, right?"

"Yes, but being reminded that your death is inevitable isn't the best thing to hear."

"Xiao, you do understand sarcasm, right?"

"sarc-what?" You let out a muffled chuckle, not wanting to perplex the man anymore,

"never mind,"

"oh, ok, well good timing because we're actually here." Wandering out of the car, you don't know what happens, but as you step closer and closer to the glistening water, your soul feels at peace, almost like this seemingly divine place was meant for tranquility. Xiao's voice suddenly floods your sense of hearing

"hey y/n, are you ok? We can go to the clinic if y-" "Oh, I'm fine, it's just that this place is wonderful."

"I think so too. This seems to be one of Hu Tao's rare but good pieces of advice."

"Heyy, don't be like that. Hu Tao has loads of great advice"

"to you y/n, but aside from that, we came here to see this lake, right?"

"Oh yea, the lake!"

You swiftly take off the articles of clothing, revealing your bathing suit.

"Wh-what are you doing...?"

"Going to swim, duh!" "What, it's at least 6 degrees out here?"

Remember what I said about you not breaking your word? This is one of those days. Ignoring Xiao's comment, you jump into the water. The look on his face is the funniest shit you've ever seen. A mix of concern and annoyance, you feel he needs a present. "Xiao," your tone of voice intrigues him, "yes? Is there something you need? " coddling his face, followed by a light kiss on his lips. "I think that's enough for today, right?"

A.N - hope you enjoyed this was quite short but still! I'm very open to criticism,not like I would get any🥱😒/sarc


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3 years ago

𝐁𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐬💉

𝐁𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐬💉

Serving size- 1.7k

Nutritional facts- Vampire AU + a hit of Modern AU + Gn! Reader

Allergy warring- blood, slightly suggestive, cursing, childe is referred to as both ajax and childe

Overview- genshin boys blood preference + them feeding of you for the first time

Contents- albedo,kazuah,childe

Instructions- best read in dark mode

Formula- headcanons + a dash of drabbles

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𝐁𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐬💉
𝐁𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐬💉

Albedo

⥽🏮First off would he even tell you?

Yes, this wouldn’t find any reason to not tell you. I mean what is he going to do just hide blood bags from you forever? You’re bound to find out sooner or later so he sees no point in keeping it from you.

⥽🏮How does he get blood?

Although he’s quite aware blood tastes better straight from the source he’d rather drink mediocre blood than harass a random stranger, has artificial blood it doesn’t taste the best but it doesn’t really matter seeing as he drinks to live and not to taste, well I mean that is until he meets you.

⥽🏮 blood preference

Doesn’t mind drinking from blood bags he’s been doing it for most of his life, Bedo honestly doesn’t have that much of a preference but if on the rare occasion he had to choose his favorite blood type would be A positive like I said he doesn’t really mind any blood type but he’d rather not drink B positive, and he really does not understand the whole hype around drinking rare blood types but does share the belief that blood tastes better from the source. He thinks drinking blood from the source is 9/10 immoral and rather disgusted from drinking from an animal

⥽🏮First time feeding off you.

Quite the predicament he got himself into, he was hungry and the next blood supply was until next week. How could he have been so careless? But you were right there outside his office door maybe just one sip, no he can’t he’s better than this of course but then came a loud knock on the door with a familiar voice.

“Bedo! Bedo open the door,please?”

“No, I told you to stay outside of the office didn’t I?”

“Yes but- you know what I’m coming in.”

“[name] do no-”

Words cut off by the slamming off the door he specifically told you not to open, your eyes glance over him with a slightly annoyed face and blonde wisps over his bare face and braid messily done. Admiring his appearance and sliding next to him.

“Is it my words weren’t clear enough for you to hear me?”

“No, I heard I just didn’t want to sit outside the door while my boyfriend is sitting alone in pain.”

“It’s not that bad.”

“It is, now here.”

You shift your shirt slightly off your shoulders revealing your collar bone, he knew what you were trying to insulate you couldn’t make it more obvious, he didn’t want to do it but you were right in front of him and oh so close.

“[name] I’m not going to.”

“Bedo, please.”

“No.im no-”

“For archons sakes!”

Startled by the sudden hands grasping his hair on forcing his fangs to skin into your soft skin, he wanted so much to stop drawing blood from you but mouthwatering liquid dripping from your collarbone that was trickling into his mouth was delightful, it didn’t hurt fact you kind of liked the sensation but as soon as you started to get familiar with the tingling feeling traveling threw your body making your eyes to flutter it stopped, why?

“I- I’m sorry, I lost control and-”

“It’s fine bedo it didn’t hurt, in fact, I kinda liked it.”

“Oh, so that’s the case?”

Eyes staring right at your figure with an ever so menacing look, you don’t know what you were in for, but it was something, surely something.

𝐁𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐬💉

Childe

⥽🏮would he even tell you?

He would try and keep it from early on in the relationship, but would eventually tell once he knows for sure he can trust you with that information, don’t get me wrong it’s not that he doesn’t trust you it’s about how much you trust him.

⥽🏮How does he get blood?

Kidnapping, look ok I know it sounds bad but this man just absolutely despises blood bags. he‘s so picky with his blood too like if you are not dressed a certain way or your blood doesn’t flow through your veins like he wants he would not even consider drinking from you if he was starving to death.

⥽🏮 blood preference

You would think he would be stuck up about it and only drink AB negative, but no he’s just picky there’s a difference! His favorite blood type is b negative but he absolutely can not stand RH negative and like albedo does not understand the hype around ab negative. Speaking about what he likes drinking from, he shares the popular belief that blood tastes better from the source, disgusted by blood bags and even more disgusted about drinking from an animal

⥽🏮First time feeding off you.

Your husband was no stranger to having to get up at 3 in the morning to do something he really would rather not do you knew this, but this specific pattern of getting out of bed only when in sept like you were asleep was extremely irregular even for childe. I mean who just gets up in the middle of the night then comes back 2 hours later. Well, you were about to find out, it's not as if you didn't trust your husband or something it's that you wanted him to trust you with whatever he’s hiding from you.

So you were going to do the obvious thing and catch him in the act, and well the man was caught red-handed, to say the least, no like literally there’s blood on his hands and his mouth what the fuck.

“Ajax is that…?”

“Look I know it looks bad but I was on a mission a- and”

“So mission huh? That definitely explains the blood in your mouth and you go out at the exact same time and only when im asleep right?”

“I know, but I swear it wasn’t anything that bad, trust me, love.”

“Don’t love me, look ajax if you’re not going to trust me why should I trust you?”

“Ah, well your right I guess it’s time to tell you.”

“Waiting?”

“Im, a vampire.”

“That’s all?”

“I mean yeah, what else would there be?”

“Oh thank archons, I thought you were cheating on me.”

“Love what? I would never do that not even I was held at gunpoint!”

“Well, im glad to know it was nothing serious.”

What a nice moment between you too, carrying you up the stair and to your bedroom draping your figure onto the silk sheets. Childe positioned over your body starting at his features with anticipation.

“Can I?”

You nod your head in agreement with the statement he just made. His teeth submerging into your skin as if he’d tasted nothing better in his whole life, blood trickling down your throat. A sweet mixture of pleasure and pain, it was a long night, yeah let’s leave it at that.

𝐁𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐬💉

Kazuha

⥽🏮would he even tell you?

Yep, 100x yep this man can’t stand keeping secrets from you and he also doesn’t see the point in not telling you if he’s going to spend the rest of his life with you, you need to know every secret about him.

⥽🏮How does he get blood?

Beido buys blood from him, he was a bit suspicious about the morals of how this blood was acquired but she assures him that everything was consensual. He thinks it tastes fine and would rather drink it than accidentally harm someone He’s picky but the type he likes isn’t rare so it’s not much of a problem.

⥽🏮 blood preference

Picky but not anywhere near to as childe, if you give him something he doesn’t like he’ll normally just wait for beido to buy sum’ more but if he needs it he’ll drink it. His favorite blood type is o positive which is great for him since its the most common one-time beido offered to for him to drink her blood and that is how he found out he really dislikes A negative quite immoral to just drink from random humans especially when it’s not consensual and he just can’t stand the taste of animal blood.

⥽🏮First time feeding off you.

Knowing that Kazuha was a vampire wasn’t a big deal for you, stirring the pot of food wondering about what even has changed, oh right the most that changed is probably just your cooking habits but besides from that everything was the same. There was something that didn't bother per say but you always wondered about-

“Zuha’ love, can you come in the kitchen for a sec?”

“Mhm sure.”

As soon as you spoke you could hear the familiar footsteps of the man you love, you were about to ask him a question that had been on your mind for the last month.

“so, is there something you need dove?”

“no, not necessarily I just wanted to ask you a question, is that all right?”

“Ask away.”

“So u- Uhm why do you never drink from me is it like my blood tastes weird or?”

“Oh, well I wasn't expecting that. I thought you never wanted to since you never asked, would you like me to?”

“Mhm!”

If Kazuha knew you would have that look on your face when he was about to drink from you he’d of done it much sooner, and there his canines digging into the side of your shoulder as the red liquid hit his tongue, he’s never tasted anything better, screw any other blood type yours is the best by far. Oh, how he just never wanted to stop the tension of your skin and his teeth but there was an issue why are your eyes fluttering like that?

“Sorry, I didn't realize I was taking that much forgive me, are you ok?”

“Im fine love! Just a bit light-headed, you should do that more often.”

“I would love to dear, by the way, what are you making it smells good.”

𝐁𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐬💉

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