Truly, I'm Gagged

Coca Cola rejected my business offer ☹️

They said they can't

Nobody likes marine life as much as I do

Except for people who like dolphins

Everyone likes dolphins more than me

IM SCREAMING

the fact that the gravity falls tag has been trending for probably over two months straight is so funny to me

Every time I hear someone say "each to their own" instead of "to each their own", I kill a fairy.

The craziest plot twist ever in The Great Gatsby happened at least once every chapter

Super quick ford doodle

why did it blink on organ

saying "we" when I actually just mean "me" because I'm so used to including my best friend in conversations

My toxic trait is that I believe I'm able to create a statue of the Penrose Triangle that genuinely touches on all three sides (no tricks)

That, and the fact that I'm horribly insecure

I think I'm done liking things. I've already liked everything and now there's nothing left and I'm bored