Oh God. I'm Such A Spreadsheet Maker As It Is... I'm Gonna Have So Many Fucking Documents Aren't I? 😭

Oh god. I'm such a spreadsheet maker as it is... I'm gonna have so many fucking documents aren't I? 😭

the fact that i’m not even geeking over my drs anymore… after shifting so much……..like i’m not just fantasising. i’m literally project managing transcendence. drafting timetables for greatness. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKK.

do you even realise what it means to not crave the life but to have it??? to not beg reality to love you back but just reroute the algorithm like. lol. i win. because i do. i’m not in the dreaming stage anymore. i’m in the logistics office. with a clipboard.

this isn’t “what if i lived in paris.” this is “ok so when i am in paris, i’m gonna do x and y AND z.” like. not fantasy. REAL

no more devotionals to timelines i can’t reach. i can live like that. i will !!!!!!!!!! i already am. i am experiencing the lifestyle. i am in the lifestyle.

THANK YAAAAA SHIFTING

The Fact That I’m Not Even Geeking Over My Drs Anymore… After Shifting So Much……..like I’m

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7 months ago

Last night I actually managed to induce faint vibrations. And that was AFTER I successfully hypnotised myself on my own with no guided audio in about 30 seconds. (Look up the Betty Erickson technique if you want to try it too. A few popular shifting methods are actually misinterpretations of that hypnosis induction.)

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For some reason I just keep getting better at everything but shifting. Oh well, I'm choosing to look on the positive side - the more skills I learn, the closer I get to shifting regardless.


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5 months ago

Okay everyone is panicking over this all over Tumblr right now and as someone who worked on an IT helpdesk for four years I'd like to set the record straight:

Notion employees have the ABILITY to access your notes, much in the same way Microsoft or Google can get access to documents you have stored in Drive/OneDrive. HOWEVER, please note that this is in the same way that bank employees technically have access to your bank account or a Facebook employee could change your password. Just because they CAN does not mean they DO.

Employees at these companies have this access so they can help you fix technical problems that may come up, and they are under strict data privacy regulations in their workplace not to look without your express permission. It is possible that a rogue employee could access your data without your consent, because that is possible literally anywhere at any company, but if it was discovered this had happened there would be severe legal consequences for that employee.

Okay?

Notion staff are not reading your JJK porn.

Edit: I was feeling stressed after I wrote this so I ran it past my bf who works in CyberSec and he said it's good and I'm right.

WAIT NOTION... employees can read your scripts???? (hold on because WHAT) please be false i have so many things.. written there.....

WAIT NOTION... Employees Can Read Your Scripts???? (hold On Because WHAT) Please Be False I Have So Many
2 weeks ago

“so how did you two meet” funny story, i traveled universes

6 months ago

Experienced shifters: Shifting is not that hard. Just pick a goddamn DR and stick to it. Me:

Experienced Shifters: Shifting Is Not That Hard. Just Pick A Goddamn DR And Stick To It. Me:

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7 months ago

I like how more people liked my update post than the original instructions on what I was actually doing 🤷‍♀️


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5 months ago

me: alright let’s shift tonight

also me:

crismus 🎄

1 month ago
— Sally Owens

— Sally Owens

3 weeks ago

Oh my god the s/o choosing you thing really struck a chord with me. Early in my shifting journey when I thought I was close I had a dream about one of my s/os finding me and carrying me out of this house I was hiding in. And while I was in his arms he said something like, "You're not ready for me yet."

Before that happened I had been SO SURE that I was ready to shift. That night I deliberately tried to make myself dream about him – thinking I'd see him, realise it was a dream, and then be able to shift from a lucid dream. But frankly, I embarrassed myself that day.

I spent that whole dream scared and running away from things and hiding and it made me realise that he was right. I probably wasn't ready to shift yet. Or, at the very least, I wasn't ready to shift THERE yet.

Fast forward a year or so and I've been getting all these signs and dreams again and it's right after I've gotten this newfound confidence in myself and rediscovered my inner strength. So I'm honestly glad my s/o showed up in that dream and went, "Girl, no. It's not time yet." Because I would rather go into that reality being a total badass than running and hiding and being a scared little victim all the time.

Permashifting the fuck outta here.

Things ain’t going great and I’m tired. Tired of it all. Time to live the reality I want to live

5 months ago

Not sure if I should be sad I'm not big enough for weird asks yet (or any asks for that matter) or grateful I don't have to deal with this shit

Can't believe I have to say this but please don't send shit like this to me. I'm a real person with boundaries. I don't want to hear about your incest fantasy. I regret whatever I posted that made you think I did.

Can't Believe I Have To Say This But Please Don't Send Shit Like This To Me. I'm A Real Person With Boundaries.
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