Let Her Shoot Everyone In Studio Periott Or Whatever It's Called.

The way I'll actually buy this.

POSTER

"Now I'm alone, just me and my thoughts

But my lone peace is better than your taunts"

Hoshigaki Kisame is the dilf in Akatsuki.

He has moments where he could be your friend's hot divorced father. I can imagine him being a dad like Charlie Swan. Single, hot, a little oblivious to the things teens do, protective, and provider.

Now as much as I would buy Itachi's bath water, fill my tub with it and let my body submerge in it till I dissolve into it, Itachi is not a dilf. He is a husband.

Sure Itachi is out of my league, but Kisame is forbidden.

"Math is not mathing, age is not aging, summer is not summerring"

Fucking FANFICTIONS ARE NOT FANFICTIONING!!!!!!

What the fuck is going on in fanfics these past few years??? Did quarantine make people extra horny with fewer steps??

"Locked inside a room" and "there is only one bed" is supposed to be awkward and cute not a horny rabbits reunion.

I'm at the point of my weight-gain journey where I wish water had calories.

I would make fun of her but my ex'es are far worse than Sasuke. And they never asked me "Who did this to you?" and proceeded to break that person's arm.

Can't blame her though, he's 6ft.

It is so funny when you're trying to kill yourself 'cause you are a fucking failure but then your knife is too weak to peirce your skin so you just sit there, laughing through the paper cut.

I want a dick. Not inside me, I just want to experience how it feels to jerk off.

"Being myself will get me killed."

I plan to use this in my fanfic but don't have the motivation to write it yet. I'm writing it here so people don't accuse me of stealing just in case someone else uses it by then.

Separating the art from the artist by illegally downloading their music.