Hoshigaki Kisame Is The Dilf In Akatsuki.

My God looks like the collision of two neutron stars.

Just because I love my country doesn't mean I don't hate the people who live here with every inch of my heart.

The girls who bullied me in school, the pick-me teacher who had a grudge against the girls in my class, the teacher who kicked me out of his class because I didn't turn on the ceiling fan, the prime minister, my father's side of family, and the men who sent r@pe threats to a Cricketer's five year old daughter after he didn't play well in IPL they all live in this country.

I could never say I love the people of this country when the scum of the earth live here.

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mint limeade

"Oh, Sakura's boyfriend," Kisame said. A particularly heavy groove thrummed through the speakers. Then he spat a mouthf...

My girl Sakura is dating a white boy whose father is a cop. Great grammer, great pacing and great character building by my favourite writer on wattpad.

The way most NaruSasu fanfictions are written, you can clearly tell that it wasn't born out of their love for the characters or their wish to see them in love. NaruSasu is something that people use to hate Sakura more than they already do. It is a ship that is born out of hate and childish resentment, and that is what makes its fans always look like haters rather than people who genuinely enjoy shipping.

Today I'd like to thank God for giving me 60 diamonds on "My Story".

14y/o me would be on cloud nine rn.

In love with the fact that almost all fanfiction writers unanimously decided if Itachi Uchiha were to kidnap someone, he will feed them three square meals a day.

Mostly takeouts but he might cook for his captive as he begins to develop romantic feelings.

I find this very funny for some reason.

Hiwatari Kai + Smiles (G Revolution)

The way most Kakasaku adult images end up looking cute despite literally being porn never ceases to amaze me.

SCREAMPT