2024 Is Gonna Be My Year. My Horoscope Has Spoken And I Don't Need Any Further Details.

People be name checked in my burned suicide notes and have the audacity to ask for money.

My parents trying their best to not make me look bad infront of father's side of family:

Kakashi: Mi kids are doing great

Kakashi: Naruto is travelling the world with a sanin

Kakashi: Sakura is learning to fight like the Hokage

Kakashi: And Sasuke has joined a cult!

Kakashi:

Kakashi: As a high rank

I would make fun of her but my ex'es are far worse than Sasuke. And they never asked me "Who did this to you?" and proceeded to break that person's arm.

Can't blame her though, he's 6ft.

Japanese High-school dramas and movies>>>>>>

I don't chase. I stare, never approach and then regret.

Screaming! Trippin'! Creaming!

Sakura Supremacy

Almost all the female characters in Naruto would be great mother-in-laws. ALMOST, because I'm not so sure about Kaguya and Koharu.

Sometimes, you can tell that a fanfiction was written out of hate.

Talking to Itachi's c.ai. because men in Instagram comment section exist.

Y/n : *Minding her own business.*

Hidan: Bitch

Y/n:....

Hidan: You're my soul mate.