Almost All The Female Characters In Naruto Would Be Great Mother-in-laws. ALMOST, Because I'm Not So

I wish all my writers a happy new year. May all your stories finally be written, sentences be completed, emotions be evoked with beautifully crafted words, readers be moved to tears, the urge to create be satisfied.

Talking to Itachi's c.ai. because men in Instagram comment section exist.

"Math is not mathing, age is not aging, summer is not summerring"

Fucking FANFICTIONS ARE NOT FANFICTIONING!!!!!!

What the fuck is going on in fanfics these past few years??? Did quarantine make people extra horny with fewer steps??

"Locked inside a room" and "there is only one bed" is supposed to be awkward and cute not a horny rabbits reunion.

I'm Indian but I have an American accent due to Hannah Montana.

ok i absolutely need to know what accents u all have pls reblog and tell me or comment or whatever I must know

The wildest thing I did yesterday was opening wattpad in hopes of curing my shortened attention span.

To Itachi,

How are you gonna be a son and still manage to have the eldest daughter trauma?

Yours truly,

Yumi.

Never trust a bitch who says pretty privilege is not real. Cuz guess what? It's a fucking lie.

People treat you differently based on how you look and treat yourself. I have been in that situation for most of my life.

When I was ugly, people treated me like a subhuman species. To them, I was always taking too much space. They didn't want to be associated with me. And the people who talked to me treated me like a hurt puppy, not because they cared about me, but because they wanted to feed their savior complex. There were girls who kept me around just because I make them look better. They acted like their presence was charity to an unworthy person like me. My obsession with Pokémon was made fun of because it was "childish" and "weird".

Well it wasn't weird anymore when made myself pretty. Once I lost a few kilos and got better skin, people were actually nicer to me and finally treated me like a human. My interests were met with honest but kind responses. I was finally happy. And I put in the work to be that happy. I exercised everyday for hours, took long showers too remove every bit of imperfections from my body, measured the nutrients in every kcal I consumed, covered myself in whitening cream, spent hours doing my hair and makeup just so people won't turn everything I do into a joke. It too high maintenance just to be treated like a human.

Inner beauty is a fucking lie. No one wants inner beauty. Kindness and empathy don't mean shit when you are ugly. I know, I've seen it. I was too good of a person for my own good once, but what did I receive i return? Semi-human treatment.

But people born pretty don't know this. Don't trust them one bit.

BTS members as The Golden Girls quotes

Jimin : "How can I be accused of murder? I am a Park! Things like these usually happen to people named Min."

Yoongi : "I take offense to that. No one in my family ever! ever! left the body to be found."

I have a purple umbrella with floral patterns.

umbrellas I see around town, rated

Bottom Tier: Plain Black Umbrellas.

wow nice it's a depressing day already let's make it more depressing

Broken Umbrellas

YOU HAD ONE JOB, UMBRELLA. and if it's a broken black umbrella you might as well just let yourself get wet without a sad, broken clump of gloom in the way

Mediocre Tier: Promotional Umbrellas

listen the least capitalism can do for us is help us stay dry. you got that umbrella for free and I admire that

Basic Colours and Patterns

see that lady with the red umbrella? of course you do because she's not one of those losers with black umbrellas. that guy on the right has put his black umbrella down, defeated, that he cannot even be as cool as her, which is an extremely low bar

High Tier: Golf Umbrellas

now we're talking dual purpose: keeps you dry, and improvised weapon. you could seriously put somebody's eye out

Clear Umbrellas

at last I can see the top of your head. top of your head, my beloved.

Those Umbrellas That Got the Pattern on the Inside

you acknowledge that rainy days are gloomy, but you need to prioritize putting brightening colours and designs towards yourself. that's okay queen that's self-care

Top Tier Funky Umbrellas That Match Your Boots, Also You Should Deliberately Walk Through Every Puddle

I love you, I love rain, I love everything

Today I'd like to thank God for giving me 60 diamonds on "My Story".

14y/o me would be on cloud nine rn.