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LU Detroit Become Human/Android AU

I should start this by saying that I’ve never played the game myself but I really love the concept! I do apologize if things are messy though, this really just spilled out of me 😭 for anyone who doesn’t really know Detroit Become Human, it’s basically a future America where a huge company makes hyper realistic androids who have different jobs. They all have the ability to deviate which is basically just them breaking past their coding and developing a conscience/sentience (and I would say a soul). The company obviously doesn’t like this and tries to stop this. If anything, this is just my take on an Android AU.

Anyways, here’s it in context of LU

Sky: Bodyguard Android

starts to deviate when he starts forming an attachment to Sun

She gets kidnapped in a political scheme. His handlers try to bench him but he fully deviates and goes out by himself to find her. 

He’s probably a newer model or gets upgraded regularly. Sun is sentimental so she tries to make sure to keep him because he’s familiar in her busy life. (She’s the daughter to the president or whoever the head of state is)

He manages to find and rescue Sun but not without suffering a lot of damage. Especially electrical damage.

Sun is touched. She doesn’t care that her savior is an android at all and she especially doesn’t care that Sky is deviated. She loves him too. She tells him that she could always tell that he was different…

It pains her, breaks her heart, but she sends Sky away for his own good.

Four: Different androids downloaded into a child model 

Four is the combination of 4 different deviated androids uploaded into a child model. 

Red, Blue, Green, and Vio (these are like perfect names for robots) all “worked” in the same company. It’s like a big sales department or something like that. 

Red is a nanny bot for the building’s daycare, Blue is a security bot, Green is a secretary bot, and Vio is basically a filing bot

They all deviate separately. When it’s found that they’re deviating they’re all destroyed on company grounds and dumped in the landfill. (It’s cheaper to do this rather than send them back)

Green managed to wake up. He’s broken beyond repair but he manages to spot an empty child android near their dumping spot. He takes pity on the others and somehow manages to upload them all into one body.

Shadow is a virus in the bot they all share. He got so big that somehow he developed a consciousness of his own. (Probably the reason the model was discarded in the first place. Imagine you’re grieving so you get a child android and it starts going ‘evil mode’)

Somehow they all make this work, Shadow included.

Time: Repurposed as a farm Android

Time started out as a child android but was recycled to be used in a small military project. 

This project is the predecessor to the one Wars is in so it’s mostly just an experiment.

Time starts to deviate because whoever was supposed to wipe all of his previous hardware, THE CHILD HARDWARE, messed up and left a good portion of it behind along with his memory bank. 

So now Time is basically child coding in an adult model being forced to learn how to commit acts of violence. It doesn’t mesh well with his former programs and he deviates. 

He escapes and immediately gets swiped up and sold to a pawn shop.

Eventually Talon buys him for extra hands on his ranch.

Time starts to really enjoy this. He takes to the farm lifestyle really well. Malon also is really great. He loves having a friend. 

As she grows, he finally gets to grow, mentally at least. It’s a weird experience for him because a good amount of his programming was never meant to grow past a child state. 

Malon and Talon realize that he’s a deviant and probably has been for a long time. They don’t care and vow to protect him. He’s family. 

Malon and Time fall in love and take over the ranch. Slowly it becomes a safe space for other deviants.

Twilight: Officer Android (Turned wolf)

Twilight is an officer android at a women’s prison. 

A lot of the people there actually like Twilight a lot because he is not cruel or condescending like a lot of the human officers and he’s kind of easy to get stuff out of.

They can mess with Twilight’s programming enough to get extra stuff from the commissary or help with their jobs. Twilight is very helpful. He’s also programmed to know their rights and local social programs so he’s very useful to have around before court dates.

Midna is an android activist who had gotten incarcerated. She slowly gets Twilight to trust her and eventually convinces him to help her break out. He doesn’t realize it, but she’s been slowly getting him to deviate as well. 

When the break out happens, Midna gets away and Twilight gets captured. She feels awful knowing that he’s likely going to be destroyed.

Instead he’s used in some experiments where they try to plant human focused hardware into android (can androids be animals???) animals. They put him into a wolf dog that would usually be meant to assist police. 

This is a miserable experience for Twilight, especially now that he’s deviated.

Midna, who’s poked around to see if she can save Twilight from being pulverized, stages a rescue mission and gets him out. She sends him somewhere she things will be safe.

Wind: Child Model in a retirement home

Wind is a child android that’s used in a retirement home to bring joy and to lift the spirits of the residents there. 

At first he doesn’t even realize that he’s deviated until Granny, his secret favorite resident, mentions it to him. Turns out a lot of the old folks knew but they didn’t care bc Wind is so charming and they really do love him.

For a while he continues as normal, just with the knowledge that he’s loved. If anything he performs better. 

One day Ayrll, the granddaughter of Granny, is visiting. Another resident gets really confused and tries to grab her, hurting and scaring her. Wind uses physical force to separate them, something not in his coding at all.

The retirement home doesn’t want to do extra paperwork so they get rid of Wind by tying him up and dropping him off a boat. (The retirement home is on the ocean)

Tetra later fishes him up and brings him back online. 

Tetra is very happy to have a “maid bot” which pisses Wind off a lot. She lives in a multigenerational home so she’s excited to do less chores. 

They all figure out that Wind is deviated but they don’t care. They all take him under their wing and fully still expect him to do chores

Legend: Standard Household Android 

Legend is an earlier model of a household Android. He’s been bought and sold 6 DIFFERENT times.

The first time was from his uncle who didn’t actually want him for his programming. He was a lonely old man and Legend was on sale. He treats Legend like a person and when he passes away Legend starts to deviate. 

Legend is auctioned off in an estate sale and some people from outside the country buy him. He travels around with a group that does environmental work and performs aid programs for a while. Everyone there also treats him pretty friendly. On a boat ride back to the mainland a storm hits and Legend goes overboard trying to protect people on the deck.

He washes up on a small island where a girl Marin finds him and repairs him. She, and nobody on the island, treats him like an android at all. He fully deviates and enjoys living like a person. The storm comes back and decimates the island. Marin is gone.

The people who come to offer aid recognize Legend as a deviated android and ship him back to be tested on. 

There he meets Ravio, who is the same exact model as him. Ravio is meant to be compared to Legend so they can study differences in deviant and non deviant androids. 

Legend manages to escape wherever they’re keeping him one day and bumps into Ravio during his attempt to escape. Ravio has never left the series of offices he first woke up in. He’s not fully deviated but he wants to know freedom. He and Legend escape together. 

Hyrule: Medical Android (hospital setting)

Hyrule is one of the first medical androids. Unlike the more modern medical androids, he has a lot of built in programs and functions that newer models don’t have.

He has a built in defibrillator, inhaler, but most uniquely he can make drugs and medicine on the spot. These would be things that paramedics tend to carry like morphine,epinephrine, ketamine. Also more simple things like cold medicines.

His kind was discontinued due to a lot of legal actions taken by companies under big pharma. It’s too convenient, and cheap, to have robots who are programmed to help anybody in need distributing drugs for free. Also some issues with drug dealers stealing his model to have them continuously producing drugs to sell.

He gets discarded, thankfully through illegal means so instead of being sent to a processing facility he’s dumped behind the hospital in a dumpster. 

He spends years wandering the streets in shadier parts of the city aiding people who need it. He doesn’t know when he deviated but it happened slowly. 

He’s hunted by both gangs who want to use him to make drugs. He’s also hunted by the corporation that made him believe that older models that have deviated hold vital information to how it happens in the first place and he’s part of the last of his kind so they want to dissect him. 

Warriors: Soldier Android (Secret military project)

Warriors is part of a military project to use androids as soldiers. This is probably breaking a lot of international treaties so it’s kept as a secret. 

He was meant to be a “captain” Android, one that can over power other android’s programming to control them.

One of the people working on the project becomes infatuated with him. Cia 😭. She steals him and takes him home. 

This is nowhere near as fun as she thought it would be because he doesn’t have a lot of social programming. He just walks around her house and barks orders at the microwave and tells her what strategies they can use if her apartment is attacked.

She buys pleasure bot hardware that has a “boyfriend” program on it because this is becoming unbearable.

Uploading the hardware causes Wars to IMMEDIATELY deviate because this is not at all what he was built to do. It actually corrupts some of his programming.

He’s confused and scared while Cia is exuberant. Finally she has a proper boyfriend. She can ignore the glitching and bugs because at least Wars isn’t yelling at her computer anymore. 

Unfortunately for her, Wars was developed to be a strategic war machine, boyfriend hardware or not, so he identifies her as a threat because she hurt him. His new hardware, however, makes him not want to hurt her. So, he runs away.

Wild: Lab Assistant Android

Wild was an assistant to some brilliant scientists in a lab and engineering facility.

He worked primarily with Flora who treated him like a robot in every way. She’s kind of creeped out by the idea of androids so she’s not really fond of having one around her all the time. He is useful though. 

Her coworkers treat the android a lot more humanly than she does for a while. Eventually she gets used to him and starts getting kinder and kinder. 

Wild starts to deviate but he desperately tries to hide it. He really enjoys the time he gets to spend with his friends.

One day something goes wrong and the lab starts to explode. Wild fully deviates to rescue Flora. He’s able to get her out just in the nick of time. He gets stuck inside though after a wall collapses and traps half of his body under rubble. He yells at her to run and so she does.

Wild comes back online with his memory files damaged or gone and half of his body melted and severely damaged. He can’t remember anything but he feels like a person. 

Eventually everyone ends up together on Time’s ranch but I really haven’t thought out a story ;•_•

 I hope this isn’t a confusing or messy read 😭 it really just kind of poured out of me. I’m aware there’s like a crazy amount of plot holes but I had a ton of fun writing this!! I might go back later and rewrite or try and clean this up. If you have any thoughts, questions, suggestions, (how to fill said plot holes 😭) please lmk!! I thrive off of interaction!!! Ty for reading 💕

A guide to write Fuga Impossível characters, made for QSMP writers

I was planning to make some character analysis about q!Cell and what I think he would be like if he ever relapsed and knowing that most non-portuguese speaking people in the fandom haven't watched Fuga Impossível and if they had, they likely missed some details, I was going to explain how f!Cell was like... but then I tought, "why not make this a separate post explaining what the chracters were like", especially now that there's an interest on writing about Fuga Impossível and the events related to the series? So here we are.

Disclaimers:

• This is only about Fuga Impossível 1. I haven't watched Fuga Impossível 2 and know nothing about it other than Tazercraft's childhood being explained in it;

• I'm not going to explain the story in detail, only info related to the characters. Still, there are spoilers;

• The only characters I'll be talking about are Pac, Mike, Cell, JVNQ, Guaxinim and Felps (Felps isn't important to the series, but I'll talk about him because he is in the QSMP, so I thought it would be nice to explain his role in it);

• If I get any details wrong or miss something important, please correct me!

Tazercraft

Tazercraft are pretty much the same personality as they have on QSMP. One thing that is a little different is that while on QSMP Tazercrafy are seen like the two platonic soulmates that can't live without the other and can't betray the other, on Fuga Impossível Tazercraft have actually attempt to betray each other. At the start, when they get caught trying to steal the most expensive diamond of the world, both of them snitch on the other without the other knowing, in hopes that by doing so the other would be blamed and they would be free or get a lighter sentence (it didn't work).

By the end of the series, when they escape Alcatraz but end up stranded in an island, they also almost fight each other because Cell was getting in their heads and making them becoming hostile to each other, believing the other was about to betray them. However, they realise they were being played by Cell and you could say that they got a character development, learning to trust each other over anyone else.

Mike

Mike is the instigator of the duo. He is almost like a leader, he is the one who suggests things the most and the one who usually gets the final saying on things. He is also more prone to do violent actions, like attacking a guard or do risky things like trying to escape the police station prison overnight without telling Pac beforehand. He doesn't trust people easily and sees beyond their façade.

Pac

Pac is almost the opposite of Mike. He weights the risks of everything and because of that he seems afraid of everything, but he is just being careful. He also tends to trust people who are even a little nice to him. When Cell offered protection and money to TazerCraft at the start of the series, he believed that Cell was doing it from the goodness of his heart, meanwhile Mike saw how Cell was weird and agressive and therefore dangerous.

In a way: Mike is more protective and is a hothead. Pac is more trusting and is the voice of reason. They complement each other, in what one of them lacks, the other exceeds.

Also, I said that I wasn't going to talk about Fuga Impossível 2, but I think it's a good thing to talk about what was shown about their past there:

Basically, they were orphans and met in an orphanage. Pac protected Mike from bullies as children and fixed his glasses with duct tape, something that is present on Mike's glasses to this day. From there they became inseparable and decided to start robbing as a way to get money to give to the unfortunate.

Another thing about them: they call each other "moço". From the places they come from, "moço" means "bro" or something like that. In other dialects, it means "sir", but it's wrong as it's not what they mean. Sometimes translations mess with this so keep it in mind.

Cell

So... yeah. Cell is a very recongnisable character. He works in the kitchen, which is where he got his knife from. He has a tongue tick that sounds like he is licking his lips loudly and that's important because he does it a lot and it's very noticeable when he is around (although other characters haven't realised it). He calls everyone "queridinho", which means "darling" (or more literally "little darling"), it kind of have the same impact as "honey" in English but when it comes from Cell's mouth it's threatening and creepy.

Other than his knife, he also has a Cellphone (which is where his name comes from) that he uses to threaten people with his contacts from outside (later it's shown that Cell's Cellphone has no signal and he has been fooling everyone for the longest time). He also carries a lot of money with himself.

From the point of view of others, Cell is scary and agressive. He threatens people if he thinks they're looking funny at him. He is very prone to violence, and while Mike contains himself especially with the help of Pac, Cell doesn't care most of the time and if given the chance he WILL attack and kill someone.

The thing about Cell (that is consistent with q!Cellbit as well) is that he values trust A LOT. He despises betrayals. When you think about that, you can almost see his side of things when he decides to kill JVNQ after he finds out that Tazercraft and JVNQ betrayed him and tried to escape without him. Especially because he didn't do anything to Tazercraft before that, other than threaten them if they ever betrayed him by showing a human ear (friendly beahavior /j).

Speaking of which, we now know for sure that Cell is a cannibal, but that is something that became canon/known only on QSMP. On Fuga Impossível, there are some hints of him being a cannibal, like his tongue tick (if you reach), the human ear he carries around and the fact that at the end of the series he let Tazercraft starve and suggest that they cannibalize each other, but nothing concrete.

Another thing about Cell is that he controls Alcatraz. He blackmails Felps, who is a guard, and makes him do whatever he wants, going from searching Tazercraft's cell when it's not needed, to getting him out of solitary confinament early. He's also the leader of a gang.

Cell is also REALLY strong. He not only kills JVNQ, but also Felps and an entire rival gang by himself during a prison rebelion. We get to see the things from his point of view for a bit and everything is a little distorced, which is interesting. He is also REALLY fast.

To end this, Cell is also good at manipulating others. It's implied that he has used people to escape before. At the end, he also tries to get Tazercraft to betray each other. He first gives his knife to Mike and tells Pac that Mike was planning to kill him eventually, because there were 4 of them (with Guaxinim) and their boat could only carry 3. He really sweet talks Pac into trusting him and almost succeeded.

JVNQ

JVNQ is an important character at the start of the series. He is first shown trying to escape when Tazercraft are arriving Alcatraz. He has tried to escape countless times before and it's later discovered that those attempts were actually him gaining time to do an actual escape by boat, buildimg the boat and everything.

He and Cell doesn't have a good relationship and it's never explained why*. Both of them warn TazerCraft to stay away from the other and they choose to be on JVNQ's side.

(*correction: JVNQ mentions that Cell used his friends and got them killed trying to escape, which is the reason why he hated Cell.)

JVNQ tries to escape with TazerCraft, Cell hears them and demands to be included in the plan. They pretend that they're going to include him and say that they're going to escape the day after, but they actually were going to escape that night. However, Cell finds out and when TazerCraft are not looking, Cell kills JVNQ and "assumes" his role (but this first time it fails).

JVNQ is buried by TazerCraft later in the prison's cemettery. There, they find a note telling them to trust Guaxinim.

Guaxinim

Guaxinim is a character that shows up only later in the series. He is a friend of JVNQ and an engineer. When he is presented, he is in solitary confinament.

Guaxinim and Cell seems to have... a thing. Just like JVNQ, him and Cell hate each other. But the difference is that Guaxinim is the only one who can make Cell shut up and even threaten him back. There is a scene where Cell is mad as hell, blood all over his body and knife in hands, saying "I'll make you shut up" and Guaxinim instead of backing off, he tells Cell "Then do it" and Cell only looks and walks away. When he, Cell and Tazercraft get stranded in an island trying to escape, Cell only gives food to Guaxinim and although it's mainly because Guaxinim was the only one who could fix the boat, there is a bigger intimacy between them. It's part of why TazerCraft almost betray each other, they think that Guaxinim had already betrayed them. Because although he was their friend and not Cell's, it was clear that Cell and Guaxinim knew each other long before them. But this is all subtext and nothing is really confirmed.

Guaxinim doesn't betray TazerCraft and instead builds a trap that keeps Cell from following and killing them when they do leave the island for good.

Overall, Guaxinim is very misterious but at the same time friendly to the people who he thinks deserves it.

Felps

As I said before, Felps is not an important character, but I will talk about him because he is on QSMP and is important for the connection between Fuga Impossível and QSMP.

Somehow, Felps death was retconned on QSMP and instead he not only lived but also found Cell alone in the island he was stuck in. They became best friends after that and Felps helped Cell get therapy.

Felps was a prison guard that was being blackmailed by Cell and for a while he reluctantly did everything Cell told him to do until he found out that Cell's Cellphone didn't have signal. Then he stopped listening to him but it backfired shortly after because Cell killed him**.

(**correction: Felps never learned about his cellphone never having signal, he was killed before TazerCraft could tell him.)

So, that's everything!

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Minecraft (Video Game), QSMP | Quackity SMP Rating: Mature Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Rafael Lange | Cellbit & Darryl Noveschosch | BadBoyHalo Characters: Rafael Lange | Cellbit, Darryl Noveschosch | BadBoyHalo Additional Tags: Survival Games (Minecraft), Found Family, Cannibalism, Hurt/Comfort, Fluff and Angst, Angst and Hurt/Comfort, Whump, Darryl Noveschosch | BadBoyHalo-centric, Rafael Lange | Cellbit-centric Summary:

I really wanted to write a fic about Badboyhalo and Cellbit's time in the Survival games. Unfortunately I got really busy. I had the entire fic outlined, however, and decided it would be better to post what I have than rather to never let it breath. I really hope everyone enjoys!

When you read fanfics, specifically on Ao3, let’s say a word count of about 12000, would you prefer it to come out over time, chapter by chapter, or all at once? I want to write a fic but I’m struggling in piecing it all together/finding time, so idk if people like one big one shot to just appear one day or if people enjoy waiting for chapters to come out

LU Maze Runner AU

HEEHEE OKAY. Lowkey feeling a little bit old with this one but 👀👀👀 

Maze Runner AU.

Maybe it’s just me but I feel like the Lu boys fit perfectly into this scenario. Like it’s just music to me. 

It’s been a long time since I’ve read the books (lowkey gave up on the movies 😔), so I apologize if things are fuzzy or don’t match the book canon that well. Okay here we go: 

Hyrule would be first in the maze. (I’m going by game release order). Hyrule starts exploring the maze after he gets to know the glade, but a severe accident makes him avoid it. He would be alone all by himself for almost 4 months before he’s joined by Legend. He knows the glade better than anybody. Later he becomes the group’s “med-jack” (basically just medic). He’s 17.

Legend is next. He becomes the first runner in the maze because he made SEVERAL escape attempts before Hyrule begged him to calm down before he got himself killed. He’s really good at drawing maps and becomes the map maker. He’s 18.

Time was a bit of a shock because unlike the other boys he’s an adult (23), tall, and swole. He came 2 months after Legend. The boys are really skittish around him at first, but he’s really good at building. He’s able to reach the high places they can’t so the come around. 

Wind is also a surprise but because he’s young (14). He comes a month after Time. He brings a lot of energy to the group and they grow closer because of it (or at least Legend and Hyrule get a little less codependent and spend more time with other people). He’s very frustrated because he wants to help with running the maze but the others, mostly Time won’t let him. This is around the time that Time (ugh) takes his place as first in command.

Four is the first person to actually take to the maze well. The others are shocked, waiting for his crash out but it doesn’t come. He confides one night that his head doesn’t feel right, like it’s holding too much. The longer he stays the more prone to severe mood shifts. He’s 16 and takes care of building things like tools and handling small mechanisms. He came 2 weeks after Wind, having the shortest amount of time between arrivals.

Twilight is another person who doesn’t take this maze business well. He stalks off immediately into the maze. After going in and out of the maze for days, not listening to the protests of others, he comes back with awful claw marks raked across his face. He’s more inclined for teamwork after that. Wind pulls out his fun side. Twilight has a green thumb and starts domesticating the plants of the glade. He’s 19 and came 1.5 months after Four. 

Sky is a nice addition. He comes 2 months after Twilight He’s the most gentle person to come up so far and is very inclined to teamwork but… Sky is drawn to the maze like a moth to a flame. Somehow he drags a very aggressive bird species from it into the glade and starts farming them. Sky is 18.

Warriors doesn’t take his arrival well, but at this point there’s already 6 people to yell at you to not run into the maze first chance possible so he doesn’t. Warriors is incredibly logical and a great planner. He doesn’t take much time to become a second in command. The whole time he’s in the maze he has a sick feeling that he recognizes it. He’s 21 and had come a month after Sky.

When Wild comes it’s a shock because he comes 5 months after Wars. Wild is the worst case of memory loss they’ve seen. Most people remember weird things like their age or even a name to go by, but Wild has nothing. He learns quick, however, and becomes the groups most fearless runner. He’s 17. Greenie.

I have more, but this would be a little too long if I wrote all the lore I have building >_<. I have a rough plot in mind and lore for them in the maze if anyone wants to hear about it 

Please lmk what you think and any theories you might have!

2 Adventure AU (cont.

REFURBISHING AND polishing my 2 adventures AU 

If you don’t want to read my last post, (which is fair bc it was mostly rambling), the gist of it is that the LU crew goes on two adventures. The first one occurs while most of the chain is quite young and then years after that adventure ends they all come back together again grown. This applies to everybody BUT Warriors. 

For the first adventure most the heroes are really young. Time has just finished the events of Majora’s Mask. Wind has just finished Wind Waker. Four, he’s not even Four yet, just went thru Minish Cap. These three are all around age 11-12.

Hyrule is 13, having been living by himself for a year now after completing the events of Zelda 1. Legend is 16 and has only been home for few months after the events of Link’s Awakening. 

Sky and Twilight are both 17, having just finished their respective journeys.

WILD, I owe this completely to the suggestion of @durudurururu, is 16 and has recently been knighted and is starting his fight against the calamity. He has not been through the events of BotW yet. 

And Warriors. . . Warriors is a 23 year old, recently appointed captain, who is in the early stages of the war of eras. He has so far not met Mask or Tune yet in his war. 

I think the funniest way this would go is that Wars along with Sky, Twilight, Wild, and Legend are pulled together in quick succession and are told somehow by the goddess that there’s a great threat that requires many of her heroes to vanquish. 

Wars thinks this will be fine. He isn’t shocked that this is happening, his own era is going through something similar, and working with some teens isn’t bad. He’s already used to leading young knights back home. 

Shit hits the fan immediately 😭

Warriors tries to take charge, assuming a leadership position quickly. Sky and Wild are quick to follow him, already quite used to following captains back home, but Legend and Twilight… 

Legend, freshly traumatized, has decided that he already hates Warriors and does his best to refute everything he says and generally makes things 100 times more difficult. Legend often tries to do his own thing which pisses of Wars to no end. Wild and Legend develop SEVERE beef right away after Legend’s declaration that “knights ain’t shit.” Sky tried to play mediator until Legend declares that “Hylia is a stank-ass ho” as to which Sky is like: >:(

Wars hopes that Twilight will be reasonable. He tries to tell Twilight to do something he doesn’t want to do one day and his response is to spit in the ground, “not the city slicker telling me what to do.” And struts away. 

Wars prays, PRAYS., for the day this adventure is over. His teenage comrades get into more fights with each other than they do with the black blooded monsters they should be. Their hygiene is almost dangerously bad. They REEK. Wars prays for the day he doesn’t get awoken by a petty argument. Three times this week dinner has been interrupted by a PHYSICAL altercation between from two to ALL of the boys.

When Sky says the goddess told him more heroes will be joining them, Wars prays that they will be older and wiser. When he’s met with a gang of child soldiers he decides that Hylia must be dead and gone because this has to be the work of demise. 

Two of them are non verbal. The masked one makes some attempt to sign, but the young, skittish teenager makes absolutely 0 effort to even try or even indicate that he’s listening to Wars. Wars is convinced that both of are feral. Were they raised in the woods?? In a cave? 

One is a self proclaimed pirate. Wars is ashamed in the others that the person who tries hardest to actually listen to him is the 12 year old actual criminal who starts struggling with alcohol withdrawal a week into the journey. 

Baby Four is basically the version of himself at the beginning of the 4 sword manga. A huge ego as he’s a budding knight. He listens to Wars less than Legend does. 

Miraculously they manage to survive, not even the journey but each other. Things got a little easier. 

Legend takes responsibility for Hyrule after the chain discovers he’s not in fact non-verbal BUT Hylian is not his native language. He speaks Calatian and Legend the resident polyglot takes to teaching him Hylian. 

Wars is shocked when Wild and Twilight become buddies. He has no clue when that happened. Wild is unsettlingly quiet and too well behaved at the best of times while Wars has to bribe Twilight to bathe sometimes. 

Four looks up to Sky after he learns that he’s a god slayer and starts listening to him in proxy of Wars. 

Wars finds himself with two shadows, Time and Wind.

Their mission comes to a close and Wars finds that he’s dearly going to miss all of his little brothers despite the stress they put him through. He’s prematurely greying now. 

He returns to his own war, reunited with Time and Wind, each a smidge older. After two more years, the war is over and Wars once more says goodbye. The day after the war is declared over, Wars is pulled back by the goddess into a journey across time once again. Apparently there’s some unfinished business from last time.

Wars is SO stressed. He’s not at all ready to go back to being the single father/Fiona Gallagher to 8 traumatized children again. He barely, BARELY, survived last time.

Somehow what he finds is much worse 😭

All of Wars’ journey including the one he went on with the chain, occurred over 3 years for him. He’s now 25. So why… WHY is everyone else so much older????

Baby Mask and the Minish hero are so much older. Time must be pushing 40 and Four is easily 5 years older than Wars.

Twilight, Sky, and Legend are all in their mid to late 20s. Twilight is courting a nice young woman, Legend is engaged, and Sky is MARRIED. With kids. 

Wild, what happened to that guy???, is nothing like the quiet, unsettling, lad he was before. He’s in his early 20s and well. More Wild than ever. He also doesn’t remember or barely recalls anybody.

Hyrule, shy, skittish, feral, Hyrule is also now in his early 20s and is almost outgoing. He speaks clearly and magic unlike anything Wars has ever felt before seems to come from his very being. 

Wind is finally of legal drinking age and is shockingly similar to before except now he claims to be able to see dead people. 

The first thing everyone does is treat Warriors to a drink while he processes.

vio x shadow question

I love Vidow. I think it’s a super cute ship and I’ve thought this for like a decade, ever since I read the manga in middle school.

My question lies in the context of aus where the colors can merge and unmerge from and into Link (or Four in LU). Or also I guess more canon adjacent stories where Link doesn’t split again. Do you think Link/Four loves Shadow or do you think it’s more of a sectioned off complicated part of him? Or other? In cases where Link splits on and off again do the other colors start feeling non-platonic affection for Shadow due to Vio’s emotions leaking over?

honestly I’m a multishipper so I tend to enjoy anything well written or convincing enough so I have no solid opinions on this but I’m very curious if there’s any consensus or other opinions!

Lu Yellowjackets AU or is that too ambitious 😭?

Can someone explain the portrait of the lady from the bbh stream? I haven’t been able to catch up

I am of the opinion that the baddie in the painting is Bad

tbh, I’m not voting based off politics at all

Baghera is, to me, the obvious choice. She’s smart, reasonable, and well intentioned, BUT. Is there drama with her winning? I believe woman but she’s just too good of a choice. I’m too messy for that.

Badboyhalo is my personal bbg, but I’m so worried he might go villain mode and my heart can’t take that 💔 I know he’s not the same as c!bbh but if he brings Skeppy in I think we all know how easily he can be manipulated and made to be the bad guy. Even without Skeppy, what if they hold Dapper at stake? Bbh is too kind hearted 🥀 I can’t watch my fav be made to be a bad guy. I do want him exposed to the horrors tho

and then Gegg… Gegg might take the cake for me not bc of his policies or Gegg swag, but bc.. who would he bring in? What if he revives Tilin or Juanaflipa and his person? Also I just miss Charlie