Livelaughlacerate - Biohazard

y’all just— thinking about how excited Stanley must have been to host the twins— Alex says he smokes cigars but he doesn’t smoke once in the show— has a beer gut but he only drinks sodas in front of the kids— doesn’t swear when they’re around which must have taken INCREDIBLE effort— Stanley Pines, known crook, buying pancake mix at the supermarket and many bottles of syrup— learning to cook basic healthy meals and burning so many of them before he gets it right— buying new sheets, new mattresses— avoiding bunk beds because it reminds him of Ford— looking at the attic room he made wondering “is this enough will they like me”— trying to act aloof at the bus stop so he doesn’t betray the fact that he was there hours early— watching them goof around and thinking of New Jersey beaches— then the first night they’re there, he watches them debate running away and only stay because Mabel shook a magic 8 ball. That must have kept him awake all night.

hey so i went to Cares About You So So Much Island and built a little house and lived there forever and ever until all the stars burned out and the universe went dark (and still i remained)

Romanticize your agony :D

- Lie down on a dock and cry whilst the sun sets

- Regret all of your decisions leading up to that point

- Listen to early sunsets and desert song

- Dwell in guilt and shame

- Eat rice and hot dogs for dinner

it got quite popular on bluesky i hope y'all will like it

"you can't ship those characters they tried to kill each other!" sounds like someone can't appreciate the inherent eroticism of violence 🙄

do you want to hunt me for sport later

When you write them a bunch of love letters but you keep them in your notebook so that no one will ever see them not even that one person 😍

Heyy 😏😏

hello who's a Homestuck in 2022 please reblog

If life is a never ending loop of dirty dishes and laundry then that means life is a never ending loop of home cooked meals and comfy clean clothes

Gabriel in New Blood promotional art AKA pictures to stare whenever you feel down and need a little pick me up