Y’all Just— Thinking About How Excited Stanley Must Have Been To Host The Twins— Alex Says He Smokes

Normalize dressing like a creepypasta character every single day of your life :P

NEURAL PATTERNS OF SELF-HATE || comic

im normal

mecore

thinking about arthur saying “I gave you all I had, in the end” and molly saying “I’ve nothing left, I gave you all.”

dutch really just took and took. they loved him entirely and he left them empty :((((((((

My dad was dealing with some mixed feelings so I told him "In therapy when something is too complicated to do a simple 'pro and contra list' we sometimes do an excercise where you imagine all these mixed feelings around a table in some kind of conference, letting each tell their bit and you leading the debate."

and my dad didn't really respond and just stared ahead so I kept preparing lunch. Until a few minutes later when he suddenly piped up: "I am having a bad time at the conference"

various album covers

when all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail. when all you have is a paintbrush, everything looks like a canvas. when all you have is a cock, everything looks like the exhaust pipe of a 2014 honda civic. so yes, to answer your question, i am stuck. please call the emergency services

If you're at my funeral and you think it's a little boring, just spice it up. Drink a little too much. Flirt with a few people here and there. Start a fight. It's what I would've wanted