Arthur Lester Could Do TMA But Jon Sims Could NOT Do Malevolent. Arthur Would Put Elias In The Ground

That feeling when you just wanted a little snack of trauma but then accidentally the apocalypse.

Fanart of Jonathan Sims AKA The Archivist, from The Magnus Archives podcast. Image is heavily inspired by Gustave Courbets’ The Desperate Man (1845).

I have caught up with Malevolent and I needed to meme

Simon Fairchild, avatar of The Vast

Made with pastel and lots of blue and white ink

I will never not reblog this

Day 12- Your all-time favorite line(s)

(Ep 8)

Number 66

: I am the infamous serial killer, Barry the Chopper!

Alphonse

: Sorry, I’ve never heard of you. I’m from a little town in the east, so–

Barry

: Fine, but even if you don’t know who I am, shouldn’t you at least be a little scared…?! Shouldn’t you be going, “AHHH!” or “What happened to your body?!” Or something!?

[Alphonse removes his helmet, revealing that he doesn’t have a body]

Barry

: AHHH! What happened to YOUR body, freak?!

Alphonse

: Hey… now that’s impolite.

(Ep 19)

Alphonse: I won’t leave you! I’m sick of watching people die! And I can’t just sit back and take it anymore! I won’t let anyone else get killed! Not when I can protect them!

(Ep 25)

Ling

: So hungry, I wish we could find something to eat…!

Edward

: Well, actually. You know… Leather goods are edible. We’ve got a meal.

[Cuts to later]

Edward

: That should do it! Here ya’ go.

Ling

: You don’t have athlete’s foot, do you?

Edward

: MY FOOT IS MADE OF METAL, YOU IDIOT!

(Ep 64)

Edward: (Uneasy) Listen Winry…Winry: Well? What? Just come out and say it.Edward: Equivalent exchange!Winry: Huh?Edward: I’ll give half of my life to you, if you give half of yours to me!Winry: (Realizes that Edward is proposing to her) Aw, c’mon. Do you have to treat everything like alchemy? The whole equivalent exchange thing is just nonsense!Edward: What’d you say?!Winry: Ugh, it’s nonsense! How about I just give you my whole life? [Awkward beat] Uh… maybe not all of it! 90.. maybe 80%? 75.. that’s not enough. But 85.. yeah, 85 is a good number!Edward: [Laughs]Winry: What?! Shut up!Edward: I’m sorry, really!Winry: Edward!Edward: You are so incredible! You knocked equivalent exchange flat on it’s butt in just a few words!Winry: And what’s that mean? Are you making fun of me?Edward: Not at all. [Edward hugs Winry] Thanks for cheering me up.

Edward (Voice-over): There’s no such thing as a painless lesson. They just don’t exist. Sacrifices are necessary. You can’t gain anything without losing something first although if you can endure that pain and walk away from it, you’ll find that you now have a heart strong enough to overcome any obstacle. Yeah, a heart made fullmetal.

are we just gonna ignore the fact that Milton definitely got de-eyeballed by the mob in the last episode?

And the awkward little sister "I know what that is just repeat it one more time"

ah yes, my favourite foreign language feel, “I know what all of those words mean individually but not together like that”

It’s done :)

Available for print or charm preorders on Friday, March 21st, when Invictuscon starts :)

I wonder how many times Will had to practice “perky peppy chipper cheery school spirit mascot”

Percy Jackson

Friendly reminder that in the Greek myths, someone who was turned into an animal by Circe was (once they were transformed back to human) the epitome of health and good looks. Also, note that Percy was transformed into a Guinea pig on her island.

16 reasons why the YOI dub is just as good as the subs and you should all watch it at least once