Simon Fairchild, Avatar of The Vast

I’m 23 already behind on what the kids these days say

Percy Jackson

Friendly reminder that in the Greek myths, someone who was turned into an animal by Circe was (once they were transformed back to human) the epitome of health and good looks. Also, note that Percy was transformed into a Guinea pig on her island.

I have caught up with Malevolent and I needed to meme

Arthur Lester could do TMA but Jon Sims could NOT do Malevolent. Arthur would put Elias in the ground with the power of love and a gun on day 3 and a half. Jon would get eaten by Faust.

Interdimensional Bar

(I did not know how to end this comic)

I wonder how many times Will had to practice “perky peppy chipper cheery school spirit mascot”

How I imagine David and Max look runnin round the woods in Don’t You Hear Me Howling by Sofusgirl on AO3

i dont want another pretty face

i dont want just anyone to hold

i dont want our love to go to waste

i want u and ur beautiful mole

Do you have any langst fic recs?

Yes!!

In general, I recommend you check out my #fic rec tag because there's a lot of langst fics there. Otherwise, here's a couple good ones. I've tried to rec a few that haven't been done by me before.

Guide: * = wip. k/l = klance. s/l = shance. p/l = plance.

Asterism* by idas_library. k/l

Pinch of Platinum* by @banditywrites (seriously just check out their whole page. I can't recommend their langst fics enough.) gen.

Challenger of the Maze by ErinWantsToWrite. k/l

Sidestep by jilliancares. k/l

Feast by @icypantherwrites. (again, or anything by them.) gen

Seventh Wheel by AppleCherry108. k/l

Weight by starsandspiders. k/l

When The Floodwater Comes by yourfavouritetsundre. k/l

Touch me from afar by @lokiitama. s/l

Gap year by orphan_account. gen

your voice means that everyone is okay. by OpticalCrown. s/l

Alternate Reality by rona23. k/l

when we are kings by @rosieclark. p/l

seven(teen) again by orphan_account. k/l

Last Defense by wingedStarsong. gen.

Controlled emotions by sasuhina_gal. k/l.

the inattention of the inattentive by Bekka911. gen.

Pursuit Predator by TheStayPuftMarshmallowMan. gen.

My Lungs Feel So Small by childofthemuses. k/l

OKAY HOPEFULLY THIS IS OKAY, ANON! Please don't hesitate to send another ask if you're looking for anything specific. Also, not be self-promo, but most of my fics are langst so feel free to check em out!

Additionally: he’s insane. He thinks he saved the day. He’s stuck in an air vent because he didn’t have his whiskers. He’s probably gonna die. He’s probably not gonna die. He’s Beauty, Grace, and Mr. United States rolled into the most stupid human ever created.

He's a used car salesman. He has a heart of gold. He can't parallel park. He has two gay witch italian dads. He chops the wood. He has a magical talking cat mom. He's an assassin. He isn't an assassin. He's actually the cat from earlier. He's trans (female cat to male human). He's been shot through the heart. He was in Dewar. He was not in the war. He was in Dewar. He's on his last of nine lives. He just had a marble shoved down his throat. He's even bisexual. I didn't say his name, but he popped into your head, didn't he?