Bringin This Back

The thought that Brucie Wayne and Batman being two completely separate entities that Bruce can code switch between has consumed me especially with the idea that he mixes the two together on occasion to fuck with people

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*Batman and Superman searching a dressing room*

Superman: What about this thing, it looks suspicious?

Batman *full Batman voice*: That’s an eyelash curler darling

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*OG JLA revealing identities to newbies*

Green Arrow: Your turn Bats, who are you?

Batman having decided to fuck with him walking up to him cocking his hip putting one hand on his chest and in full Brucie Wayne mode: C’mon Ollie-Dollie you know who I am. We dated 💕

Green Arrow (internally): Modem noise

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Recently revealed identities with Clark and Brucie being at the same party

Brucie: oh howdy 🤠 cowboy, fancy meeting you at this shindig

Clark *flustered* (internally): he can’t be Batman he can’t be Batman he can’t be Batman…

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*Bruce getting a call during a JLA meeting*

Brucie: Oh! hello dear, yes of course I’m coming to your party I’ll see you later 😘

Batman: Our security measures need to be increased due to the number of criminals currently attempting to follow heroes to their base of operations

JLA *experiencing whiplash*: what.

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*undercover Brucie and members of the JLA at a party*

Bruce *pretending to be drunk wandering over to the flash*: excuse moi but can I get your attention for just a momento😊

Flash *completely disconnecting Bruce and bats*: yeah uh sure sir are you alright

Batman *quiet but deep Batman voice*: there’s an assassin in the rafters

Do you have any langst fic recs?

Yes!!

In general, I recommend you check out my #fic rec tag because there's a lot of langst fics there. Otherwise, here's a couple good ones. I've tried to rec a few that haven't been done by me before.

Guide: * = wip. k/l = klance. s/l = shance. p/l = plance.

Asterism* by idas_library. k/l

Pinch of Platinum* by @banditywrites (seriously just check out their whole page. I can't recommend their langst fics enough.) gen.

Challenger of the Maze by ErinWantsToWrite. k/l

Sidestep by jilliancares. k/l

Feast by @icypantherwrites. (again, or anything by them.) gen

Seventh Wheel by AppleCherry108. k/l

Weight by starsandspiders. k/l

When The Floodwater Comes by yourfavouritetsundre. k/l

Touch me from afar by @lokiitama. s/l

Gap year by orphan_account. gen

your voice means that everyone is okay. by OpticalCrown. s/l

Alternate Reality by rona23. k/l

when we are kings by @rosieclark. p/l

seven(teen) again by orphan_account. k/l

Last Defense by wingedStarsong. gen.

Controlled emotions by sasuhina_gal. k/l.

the inattention of the inattentive by Bekka911. gen.

Pursuit Predator by TheStayPuftMarshmallowMan. gen.

My Lungs Feel So Small by childofthemuses. k/l

OKAY HOPEFULLY THIS IS OKAY, ANON! Please don't hesitate to send another ask if you're looking for anything specific. Also, not be self-promo, but most of my fics are langst so feel free to check em out!

I’m 23 already behind on what the kids these days say

Lance and Matt from chapter 15 of Asterism by idas_library on AO3

Simon Fairchild, avatar of The Vast

Made with pastel and lots of blue and white ink

fucking manwhore (affectionate)

16 reasons why the YOI dub is just as good as the subs and you should all watch it at least once

That feeling when you just wanted a little snack of trauma but then accidentally the apocalypse.

Fanart of Jonathan Sims AKA The Archivist, from The Magnus Archives podcast. Image is heavily inspired by Gustave Courbets’ The Desperate Man (1845).

We should start a petition

are we just gonna ignore the fact that Milton definitely got de-eyeballed by the mob in the last episode?