The White Neck Protector Is Sooo Sexy And Also Adds To His Haunted Allure

HELLO???? (Petey’s ig story 5.25.2020)

falling on a goalie and not immediately getting up??? preposterous thats in violation of the love goalie act of '49. GUARDS. GET HIM.

as always, life imitates art and its beautiful

forsy blocking leon from helping davo as matthew puts davo in a headlock its very super villain has the love of you life in their hands and is taunting you with harming them and when you go to rescue them their goon stops you so youre forced to watch them suffer or something or other

also the ref tapping matthew hard to get his attention as he froths from the mouth and motioning roughing so intensely that matthew flinches away because he thinks hes about to get backhanded and going NO! YOU DROP CONNOR RIGHT NOW OR YOURE GETTING BOOKED FOR ROUGHING

that is a princess YOU TREAT HIM NICE STRIPES YOU HEAR ME

the ref scolding matthew so hard wow now he has 2 disappointed fathers

also benny trying to slash an oiler (persumably 18) on a driveby but the refs immediately catch it and stop it lmaoooo

please remember it was 18 who fell on bobby and not 97 and yet matthew grapples davo first the second he enters the scrum

edmonton oilers @ florida panthers game 1 | 6.8.24

yes it IS very funny seeing all the guys who got ejected greeting the actual proper law abidding citizens after the game ended

boston bruins @ florida panthers game 2

postgame | 5.8.24 (x)

WAKE UP KRAKENBLR WE'VE GOT MATTY BORGEN AND GOURDO BAKING HOLIDAY COOKIES

he smol

The league just hates hot bitches with icy blue eyes because in what way is this goalie interference?

twitter review

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Tony DeAngelo

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Seth Jones

Caleb Jones

Shay Donovan

Ryder Donovan

Roman Ahcan

Jack Ahcan

Owen Lindmark

Max Domi

Thomas Greiss

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Teemu Selanne

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Nathan Gerbe

Scott Hartnell

James Wisniewski

Tyler Parsons

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Alexander Ovechkin

Logan Couture

Cam York

Jamie Benn

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Mat Barzal

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Dylan Strome

Tyson Barrie

Anthony Beauvillier

William Nylander

Brady Skjei

this is my birthday post to dewey, happy birthday motherfucker