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As an adult you must cultivate the skill of “Gross! Oh, well. Not my business.”

Okay so now that Herb or however you say it is working at commission maybe next season he could help out the siblings.

Hear me out raymond and sissy clearly don’t want to go to the future but at the very least he could help them visit vanya and Allison with the briefcases. And Dave I can’t see wanting to stay given how he feels like an outsider in his family so the commission could find him before he dies and give him a job there?

When the handler says to hazel that he can retire into a time zone of his choosing, we see that it can’t mess up the timeline enough for it to not be allowed so maybe they could just let dave live because Erb feels like the type of dude to really pull through next season.

Personally I think we are getting ghost Dave next season but whatever just thought I’d present a different theory.

Five: Hazel died getting me this information.

Klaus: THANK FUCK

Five: ...

Klaus: I mean oh no... so sad...

I would like to congratulate greta thunberg on being the only funny person on twitter

Ready, go!!

I start college tommorow and I strive to be as conversational as Klaus Hargreeves but unfortunately that will never happen

This is the best thing I’ve seen in years

Okay but like what if klaus is suddenly so scared of dying because he’s worried that if he does his suspicions that he’s immortal might be proven right... do I make sense or am I just trying to justify the wierd writing in tua