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1. Do you make your own bed

Yessir I don’t have ocd or anything but I literally can’t stand when things are out of place in my room

2. What’s your fave number

I really like the number 7 which I know is like, cursed but idk it’s just a pretty number if that makes sense

3. What’s your job

Just came out of a job in retail ( it’s as bad as they say by the way ) and about to start college

4. If you could go back to school would you?

I’m also still in school but nope wouldn’t repeat any of it I hated school and how you can’t be yourself there :(

5. Can you parallel park

Can’t drive yet I start next year :)

6. A job you had that would suprise people

I’ve only ever worked in retail and even that was only for a short time and not very surprising cuz I feel like most people work in retail at least once in their lives.

7. Do you believe aliens exist

Yeah 100%

8. Can you drive a manual car

No :(

9. ?

10. Tattoos

For sure but although I think they look amazing ( especially on girls ) I could never commit to anything big like a sleeve but I definitely want a few little ones.

11. Favourite colour

Same omg my room colour is a very light pink but then there’s just a shit ton of bees and stuff everywhere cuz my fave animal is a bee

12. Fave type of music

My favourite type of music is anything that makes me feel like happy to be alive. Think ‘everybody talks’ and ‘lightning bolt’. Billie Eilish and Lewis Capaldi are my favourites as well Sam smith anything like their music I love <3

13. Do you like puzzles

Definitely but I never do any :(

14. Any phobias?

Pretty claustrophobic and somewhat terrified of spiders. I learned today that there’s always a spider within 3 feet of you and now my skin is crawling and I’m scared lol

15. Favourite childhood sport

This sounds so dumb but I love whatever the sport is that you use shuttlecocks for. So British ( like me ) but so fun lmao.

16. Do you talk to yourself?

I find myself to be pretty entertaining to myself and myself only so yeah I’ll just like annotate our loud what I’m doing. The other day I was working on some art and the whole time I’m just making jokes about it and acting like I’m on TV lmao.

17. What movie do you adore?

Homeward bound, lilo and stich. The non childish part of my brain given that I’m in my late teens loves the breakfast club, both of the newer IT films and the film where Robert Williams and that dude who’s really good at maths are buddies. It’s so stupidthat I can’t even remember the name of it but I still cry every time I see that film.

18. Coffee or tea

I’m British so gotta go with our stereotype 😂

19. First thing I wanted to be growing up

A vet, now I wanna be either an actor or a psychologist.

Thanks for nominating me @hopefulrunawaycherryblossom I nominate anyone and everyone who’s seeing this and wanted to be a vet when they were younger

I was tagged by @misterlords - so thank you!

1. Do you make your own bed?

Yes, I do. I have grown up in an Indian household so that’s definitely something I’ve grown to do on my own :)

2. What’s your favorite number?

My favourite number is 11 - but I generally really like all odd numbers

3. What’s your job?

I’m currently completing my last year of highschool. So until I finish college after that - I’ll be unemployed haha

4. If you could go back to school, would you?

Technically right now I’m still IN school, so no - I wouldn’t go back ahha.

5. Can you parallel park?

Can’t drive yet :p (I feel really young on this app now)

6. A job you that had that would suprise people.

Maybe the fact that I’ve never worked ;)

7. Do you believe aliens exist?

Yes, I think it’s a product of narcissism to believe we are the only life forms to exist in the entire galaxy

8. Can you drive a manual car?

._.

10. Tattoos?

I think I can commit to fake ones

11. Favorite color?

“and it was all yellow”

12. Favorite type of music?

I have the type of music that is everything except the stuff I don’t like. It’s not specific to a genre or time.

13. Do you like puzzles?

Yes!

14. Any phobias?

Not specifically.

15. Favorite childhood sport?

@misterlords mentioned dancing - and I’ve grown up most of my life learning contemporary dance, and I loved it thoroughly

16. Do you talk to yourself?

Guilty ;)

17. What movie you adore?

I have one for every genre 

18. Coffe or tea?

Usually a coffee person, but I love iced tea <3

19. First thing you wanted to be growing up?

Probably an astronaut because I couldn’t comprehend the effort it actually takes to see space. Also a vet, but I prefer animals healthy and intact. I thought of being a singer, and actor as well - let’s see what I actually end up doing

I don’t think I’ve rambled on about myself for this long haha. I’m still new on Tumblr but I’m grateful to have been tagged :) 

I tag @likemeorishallcry @hellosnxy @resslawx @agnesresslerreddington @spinning-like-a-ballerina

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Another good Klave song in my opinion: As the world caves in by Matt Maltese

Warning: it is based heavily on the idea of a third apocalyptic world war and I know that makes people panic me included so don’t listen if it might scare you :)

My friend : I’m upset

Me : paragraphs about how they matter and how I love them

Me : I’m having a really difficult time at the moment and I’m so worried about ( insert problem )

My friend : lol that sucks

i read CS Lewis’ A Grief Observed one time years ago and i’m still not recovered from it