Like-luke-likes - Like-Luke-Likes

y’all know that john mulaney quote “the things crazy people say mean nothing to them but everything to me?”

every time i hear that quote, i think about how i got this light-up pen

This is the most incredible scene in any television show ever.

what the fuck this dude saying

I am crying omfg

Whatever way I wear my cap my persona can change into a different white male cliché (Snapchat: itsagifnotagif)

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

Why would anyone want to consume it!?

Oh shit

kurt vonnegut, being good at things is not the point of doing them.