What The Fuck This Dude Saying

toy story 4: exists as a concept

me: meh

toy story 4: it’s about finding Bo Peep

me:

me: wtf why is everyone going to bed, it's only-

me: oh

baby boomers when they hear you say “child abuse” and they’re waiting to talk about how their parents used to beat them unconscious when they were five and that’s a good thing somehow

friend of the day! meet handsom roundboy desert rain frog!

he lick!

he yell!

he round!

he grump!

he squish!

he run!

gone!

goodbye!!!!

We were driving past a cemetery and my Dad said in a dead serious quiet voice “I know something you don’t know about this place. The people living in this town aren’t allowed to be buried here.” And I was really confused so I asked why and he said

"Because they’re still alive."

Fuck you, Dad, with your creepy Dad jokes.

So apparently nobody has been talking about this?

Because this is a pretty big f****** deal!

Behind the scenes of Star Wars Episodes l, ll, and lll

When your friends start getting good at a game you usually let them win at

someone just posted this on facebook

car memes are so out of my league

shounen anime protagonist: *spits out blood* you may be stronger than me, but at least i have-

me: hoe dont do it

shounen anime protagonist: friends!!!

me: oh my god