What If Magical Girl Transformations Were Just Shitty Powerpoint Transition Effects

This was a ride ⚰️⚰️

he probably didn’t lie though, I have yet to smoke or do recreational drugs and I’ve only drunk legally

In 2001, my parents bet me that if I did not drink, smoke, or do drugs by 21, they would give me $1500. Here I am on my 21st birthday holding the contract I signed when I was 8.

Woah this is actually accurate to me.... wait never mind I relate to most of them.

the signs & their downfall

Aries- temperamental / impulsive Taurus- lovesick  Gemini- lack of stability Cancer- inability to let go Leo- either arrogance or insecurity Virgo- obsession with perfection Libra- intense desire to please  Scorpio- inability to be vulnerable Sagittarius- lack of empathy  Capricorn- stubborn / rigid  Aquarius- god complex Pisces- playing the martyr

I cant believe i just made this

some people???? stab emperors??? to coup????

when someone forgets about the dnd session

I put this napkin on Bean as a joke but he hasn’t moved out from under it and it’s been about 20 minutes, so….