When Someone Forgets About The Dnd Session

When a villain in an Anime is finally getting beat, but then they get a random power boost out if nowhere.

“Ellen the generous” is honestly top tier humour

when you tell a joke and nobody laughs

this cracked me up bc my water pipes are noisy like this too

BYE

what are ur thoughts on the new taylor swift song?

its actually incredibly unsettling to see someone go through their “welcome to my twisted mind” phase at the age of 27

I just want to thank Hillary Clinton for standing up for women, children, and families; I just want to thank her for fighting so hard to be what this country needs right now.

I just want to acknowledge Hillary for being the first woman to accept a presidential nomination, the first woman to vote for herself for president, and the first woman to win electoral votes in the U.S.

I just want to thank her because I woke up this morning thinking that I would have a female president and that’s not something I’ve ever had the chance to think before. Thank you for giving me that hope, for making me believe that it could happen, and for showing me that it CAN happen, and that someday, hopefully very, very soon, this country will be ready for it.