Mine By Taylor Swift Is Theee SamJess Song

do you think when scientists discover the really weird and cool stuff you can do with a little knowledge of biology or physics or whatever God feels like a game dev watching people uncover the secrets and easter eggs they put into their game

BYU Gothic

You know the MARB. You’ve had religion, math, physics, CS classes, and church in the MARB. There are many classrooms. But you only have been to 206. Or was it 207? It doesn’t matter there all the same, and you can’t leave.

You’re free at 11 on Tuesdays. But you can’t do anything. You can’t go to your professor. You can’t go to the Cougar Eat. You must go to the devotional. Wasn’t that a good devotional?

There’s a building on your schedule that you’ve never heard of. You found it on the first day from an online map. After the semester is over, that building doesn’t exist. You ask others about it and no one knows what you’re talking about. 

Everyone wants a ROC pass. You don’t know what a ROC pass is. Everyone asks you if they can borrow a ROC pass. The sports season ended last month, but there’s another game next week. Well parking is going to suck this weekend.

The talmage has 1 floor. It has 2 floors. It has 3 floors. There’s also a basement. There’s only 1 floor.

You see someone new. The chanting begins. What’s your name. Where are you from. What’s your major. What was your name again. What was your name again. 

You want to make friends. Sorry he’s engaged, he can’t give you his number. Someone else asks you out, and yet they get offended because you want to be friends. I can’t hang out with you, I have midterms. Better luck next semester.

You notice the desks were bigger last time. And last class your paper kept falling off. They keep getting smaller. You just decide to keep your computer on your lap. 

There is nowhere you can sit in the testing center where the sun will not be in your eyes at some point during your test. 

There’s one person that has been in more than 3 of your classes before. You don’t know their name but you’ve seen them and have made eye contact multiple times. You will see them again. 

"when tumblr crumbles let's all move to a google doc" queerstake does this twice a year for general conference. mormons ahead of the game for doomsday preparation as usual

probably waiting for Padme and Luke at the spaceport or sth ajshdgkasd

Hey, it’s that time of year again when I get annoyingly Mormon. You can block the “tumblrstake” tag if that bugs you.

you want to know why salt lake city was founded??? its bcs everywhere else the early saints tried to settle they were violently driven out of. the state of missouri had a fucking death warrant on them and other states were only marginally better. they were assaulted, tarred and feathered, their houses burned down. there's a reason utah exists and it's because ever other fucking state wanted my ancestors DEAD for their religion

season 4 dean is like “i’m fighting demons” and the whole time the demons are just bisexuality. meanwhile season 4 sam is like “i’m fighting demons” and they’re real and he’s drinking their blood

Hi Sammy

i had a dream that my life would be so different from this hell i’m living. [x]