Life-in-the-depressing-world - Untitled

saw this meme and immediately thought of him

gn this makes me giggle every time i see it

"Love, Shigaraki ఌ"

ima start ending all my posts with this shit

I need people to understand that I want more scary Stiles Stilinski. I'm feral for this little sopping wet cat of a man whom everyone underestimates until he goes from 0 to 100. One second he's being a little damsel in distress but then one of his friends gets hurt and suddenly he stands in a field of gore cackling at the sky because the bloodlust has driven him nearly insane. Bonus points if Derek is there and matches his freak.

Person A: “Wait…. You’re Married?!”

Person B: “Why is that always such a shocking revelation for people?”

Person A: “Uh…. Maybe because you’re a fucking villain! Does your partner even know?!”

Person B: “Of course they know! All healthy relationships require proper communication!”

Person A: “I thought you were my friend, don’t you care about me at all?”

Person B: “Friends don’t try to use emotional blackmail on each other, every time things aren’t going their way.”

Person A: “That’s not what I-”

Person B: “It is, and I’m done letting you force me into things I’m not comfortable with by constantly weaponizing my feelings.”

your dickhead boyfriend who knows simon is obsessed with you and instead of confronting him about it, he just decides to “lower your value” in front of him except simon is too far gone now

revealing his pet peeves about you, what you’re like to live with. he thinks telling simon about how your hair clogs the shower drain or how you you forgot to flush the toilet after you peed this morning will turn him off but he’s never been hornier in his life

all he’s doing is adding fuel to the already out of control fire. you’re the love of his life, nothing is off-limits to him now. he won’t play this game with your boyfriend, no one humiliates simon’s wife.

“strange.” is all simon says, taking a sip of his bourbon

“what’s strange?”

“nothin’ jus… can’ imagine wha’ it’s like bein’ a pussy tha’s afraid of piss an’ hair.”

Person A: “Is it just me…. or is that car following us.”

Person B: “No, I noticed it too.”

Person A: “…..Plan B?”

Person B: “Plan B.”

like i really do think twitter has represented the worst parts of the internet and humanity as a whole, and i’m personally not thrilled to see people who thrived in that environment join this one

BNHA Incorrect quotes#43 Straight sobbing-

Giran: once In when i was a young man I tried to rob this preppy kid on their way to school but before I could even get a threat out they told me ‘please don’t hesitate’ and I was so agasp that this eight-year-old just asked me to kill them outright that I ran off into an alleyway and cried-

Convenience!Y/n:...

Convenience!Y/n: omg wait that was me!!! :D

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BNHA Incorrect quotes#40 New tip jar

Raggedy Hipster: Oh good, you're still open. Co-Worker: Yes we are what can I get you? Raggedy Hipster: Everything in the register. Co-Wo

Tristan: You are important to me and I would do anything within reason to make you happy.

Liesel: I would be happy if you stopped hiring criminals to steal ancient texts and poisoning your own food.

Tristan: I said within reason, Kore. How about I murder that guy?

Liesel: So murder is in reason but proper self care and lawful behavior isn't?

Tristan: Well, of course, dear. What kind of question is that?