Person A: “I Thought You Were My Friend, Don’t You Care About Me At All?”

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Natasha: Name something you believed in as a child that you no longer do as an adult.

Y/N: myself

Natasha:

Natasha: detka, are you okay

tired af!! (－.－)…zzz

Wade: So… I’ve seen you’ve been spending a lot of time with Romanoff recently.

Y/N: No, Wade, it's not what it looks like, I swear.

Wade: Oh really? So no reason for me to be jealous?

Y/N: No! You’re the only one for me.

Wade: Is that so?

Y/N: I promise! Natasha and I are just dating, okay? She's my girlfriend.

Wade: So there are no best-friends-feelings involved?

Y/N: You are still my one and only best friend! She's just the love of my life, nothing more!

Wade: But I’m still the platonic love of your life, right?

Y/N: Of course bro!

Wade: Bro...

Natasha: What the—

What do you mean killing isn't an act of devotion

Yelena, about Bucky: And then he looked at me like any woman wants to be looked at…

Alexei: Awwwww! That’s so sweet!

Yelena: With fear in his eyes.

Alexei: …

Melina: AWWWWWW!

You’re an underground pro hero and you get invited to a heroes event. There are all sorts of paparazzi and media there snapping pictures, recording, and interviewing the heroes.

After the event, you’re watching back an interview you did and you notice Hawks walking by in the background and he stops and looks at you like you’re the hottest thing he’s ever seen in his life.

In one of his interviews, you walk by and he pauses to pass you a glance and he turns back to the camera like “Who is that? 😳🥵”

[Y/N, from another planet, standing in front of a huge crowd in front of the Avengers tower, after learning about Christmas, giving a speech]

Y/N: Thousands of gingers die every single year to make gingerbread houses for Christmas and you need to warn the ones you care about and sacrifice the ones you don't, so we can save Natasha Romanoff!

*Natasha, finds and drags Y/N inside and away from all the confused people, to explain that that’s not true*

Y/N, to Natasha: Don’t worry, I’ll protect you.

Natasha, amused: Who told you about gingerbread houses without me being there to make sure you actually understand how they work?

HC that local birds beef with Hawks for control of the airspace and they all gang up on him

They stole his breakfast too

Dumb idea but I always see hawks getting dive bombed by crows

i have said this before but when boyfriend shouto is drunk he is handsier than a frat boy at a house party. you think he might be part octopus the way more limbs just keep appearing, but you also cannot help but find it a little sweet the way he keeps pressing his face into your neck or his mouth into your hair, just wanting to be near you & hold you