When I Have A Crush I Dont Kick My Feet Or Twirl My Hair Instead I Am In My Kitchen At 3am Pacing In

Person A: “How the hell are you still alive?”

Person B: “Honestly, I’m just as confused as you are.”

Natasha: Name something you believed in as a child that you no longer do as an adult.

Y/N: myself

Natasha:

Natasha: detka, are you okay

5 things your character can't do while speaking

Choke. Just think about it, seriously. Think about what choking is and imagine speaking while it’s happening. That would fuckin’ hurt, man.

Hiss. Look, it’s just not possible, okay? No matter how “evil” you want your character to seem.

Snarl. Animals snarls. The Beast from Beauty and the Beast snarls. The Hulk snarls. You know who doesn’t snarl? PEOPLE WHEN THEY’RE SPEAKING.

Shriek. Come on, 99% of the time, “shriek” is not the word you want.Let’s face it: if you put an exclamation point at the end of the sentence, your reader gets the picture. Don’t bring to mind banshees and screaming toddlers.

Sneer. I’m not even going to bother explaining this one. “SNEER” ISN’T EVEN A SOUND.

some more sims shenanigans

Y/N: I have stability.

Y/N: Ability to stab.

Natasha: No!

*the team laughs*

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i have said this before but when boyfriend shouto is drunk he is handsier than a frat boy at a house party. you think he might be part octopus the way more limbs just keep appearing, but you also cannot help but find it a little sweet the way he keeps pressing his face into your neck or his mouth into your hair, just wanting to be near you & hold you

Dating Hawks and both of you being in the public eye, you start trolling each other in interviews by making up complete lies about each other.

Hawks: “They start every day by meditating to distant yodeling sounds.”

You: “He eats the peel of the banana, but not the actual banana.”

Then later on you’re both like

You: “Why are people sending me yodeling videos?”

Hawks: “Why are people sending me banana peels?!”

whenever a girl gets too familiar and flirtatious with Sero, you just say "you can have him" and the poor guy is immediately on his knees with a little "don't give me away!"

HC that local birds beef with Hawks for control of the airspace and they all gang up on him

They stole his breakfast too

Dumb idea but I always see hawks getting dive bombed by crows