Fanfics Hc Keigo As Like This Super Experienced Playboy Sex Dragon But I Refute That With: That Mf Has

Y/N: I have stability.

Y/N: Ability to stab.

Natasha: No!

*the team laughs*

Tristan: You are important to me and I would do anything within reason to make you happy.

Liesel: I would be happy if you stopped hiring criminals to steal ancient texts and poisoning your own food.

Tristan: I said within reason, Kore. How about I murder that guy?

Liesel: So murder is in reason but proper self care and lawful behavior isn't?

Tristan: Well, of course, dear. What kind of question is that?

On your daughter's first day of kindergarten, Katsuki told her to keep her distance from the boys, or she'd contract their infectious disease, and she listened because papa is never wrong. You get a complaint from her teacher on the very same day, saying she wouldn't let any of the boys come near her. You go to scold Katsuki for it, but he's already holding her in his arms, spinning her and kissing her cheek, congratulating her for not contracting the infectious and stinky little boy disease.

Strings Jellyfish

Tomura: Fuck off, old man.

All for One: I'm not that old. How old do you think I am?

Tomura: The last number.

Natasha, to Kate and Yelena: So, you two got kicked out of the movies. What for?

Yelena: We were yelling diving scores during Titanic as people jumped off the boat.

saw this meme and immediately thought of him

Tony: What the hell is wrong with you?

Y/N: I have this weird self-esteem issue where I hate myself but still think I’m better than everyone else.

“I can make him better” “I can make him worse” I can have him gripping the sheets and arching his back