Natasha: I Think I’m In Love With You.

Person A: “Alright, who was insane enough to leave you with their kid?”

Person B: “This is my kid.”

Person A: “….You’re shitting me.”

Wanda: How do you know how to kiss? Like who teaches you?

Y/N: Well, it’s actually a class, but unfortunately it’s full right now. Would you like me to tutor you?

Kate: Dude, that was smooth.

Taemin + text posts (pt. 1/2)

bonus:

What do you mean killing isn't an act of devotion

thinking again about vampirism as disability

Kate: [handing a bowl of soup to Yelena]

Half of Kate’s brain: Careful, it’s hot.

Other half of Kate’s brain: I made some soup.

Kate: Careful, it’s soup.

Person A: “Is it just me…. or is that car following us.”

Person B: “No, I noticed it too.”

Person A: “…..Plan B?”

Person B: “Plan B.”

[Y/N, from another planet, standing in front of a huge crowd in front of the Avengers tower, after learning about Christmas, giving a speech]

Y/N: Thousands of gingers die every single year to make gingerbread houses for Christmas and you need to warn the ones you care about and sacrifice the ones you don't, so we can save Natasha Romanoff!

*Natasha, finds and drags Y/N inside and away from all the confused people, to explain that that’s not true*

Y/N, to Natasha: Don’t worry, I’ll protect you.

Natasha, amused: Who told you about gingerbread houses without me being there to make sure you actually understand how they work?