For The “trying To Impress The Leader” Ones-bonus Points If The Leader Is Their Child

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… Yeah

ur first and last recent emojis are ur gender now. mine is 🅱👨‍❤‍💋‍👨

Reblog if you think a woman can be complete without children

Y’ALL HAVE TIME TO REBLOG THIS. IT TAKES LESS THAN FIVE SECONDS.

Random Magnus Chase thing thought up completely in my brain

(Fighting) Mallory: You can’t spell “Magnus” without “new”

Magnus: Wha- yes you can! There’s no “e” or “w!”

Alex, leading a stampede of gnus across the battlefield: G-N-U, MOTHERFUCKER!

I’m going to draw this once I figure out how poses other than standing upright

MINE’S GWEN STACY

wait a minute...

YEAHHHHH-

my life is better

So anyway I’m going to be writing Newsies fanfiction

None of it’s out yet, but the one I’ve got started is a Javey Tangled AU. I’m almost positive Jack is Flynn, Davey is Rapunzel, and I’m flopping around on the ground to see who gets to be Maximus(Race, Spot, Katherine, Crutchie… the list goes on) but any way it goes Les is going to be Pascal

It’s going to be on AO3 eventually, it’s currently unnamed but some possible titles include:

When My Life Began

Starlight

I’ve Seen You

Seeing is Believing

Reblog and put in the tags the fourth song that’s in your spotify on repeat playlist

My Spiderguy

This is Flash Osborn, aka the Huntsman. They’re inspired by daddy longlegs, which are also known as huntsmans. And no, they’re not a fusion of Harry Osborn and Flash Thompson. The latter is dead, and more details will be given at a later time. Along with the general run-of-the-mill spider powers, Flash can teleport(which he does instead of web-slinging) and show zero signs of life without actually dying.

Atalantian task: Something you worked out with an authority figure you don’t respect that you’re really freaking good at until someone drops something shiny

the fact that we only have “herculean task” and “sisyphean task” feels so limiting. so here’s a few more tasks for your repertoire

icarian task: when you have a task you know you’re going to fail at anyways, so why not have some fun with it before it all comes crashing down

cassandrean task: when you have to deal with people you KNOW won’t listen to you, despite having accurate information, and having to watch them fumble about when you told them the solution from the start (most often witnessed in customer service)

feel free to chime in i ran out of ideas much faster than i anticipated

Being genderfluid is fun because I’ll be standing completely rigid hating myself wearing a dress and five minutes later I’ll have the widest, goofiest grin you’ve ever seen on a human being spinning and laughing because the dress is long and poofy and goes out in a three foot radius when you twirl