Me, An Ignorant Prep: Hey Dude Do U Wanna Hang Out

please read my new teenage mutant ninja turtles reader insert fanfic, “donatello gets rid of the malware that got onto your computer because you were trying to illegally download season 3 of the george lopez show”

Cooking show I desperately want: Professional chefs compete to wow and astound totally amateur food critics who don’t know dick about shit. Get eliminated on totally arbitrary grounds such as “I don’t like sour cream.”

i don’t wanna use caps anymore. too loud. i just wanna relax. always chillin. why is there so much violence on tv. food network is the only positive option

let it be known that this blog supports misunderstood, hysterical women and believes they are soothsayers for the inevitable destruction of society that we only ignorantly turn a blind eye to

Double jump in real life

I’m immune to a wide range of radiation, electrostatic waves, electromagnetic waves, photons, light waves, gravitational waves, AND incoming traffic

pareidolias

these ladies need more loving

been too lazy lately orz